Dome Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 16 hours ago, adamq said: Probably the tiger. They go straight for the neck and snap the spine. Most quick and painless out of the options. Idk man I’ve seen cats toy with their prey for fun sometimes. Hope you catch the cat on a no-nonsense day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Does the animal know that it has to fight to the death too? I could just wait it out for them to die on old age 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontTazeMeBro Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 21 hours ago, adamq said: Honey badger I don't know much about, but it couldn't be quick I didn’t even count the honey badger. You could mess one of them all the way up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizeGuy Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 (edited) On 4/23/2024 at 10:07 PM, Malfatron said: Polar bear. I feel like it can kill me the quickest I read that grizzly bears pretty much eat you alive. They may start at the feet and work their way up. Big cats, on the other hand, go for the throat (I believe). Quick death. A Silver Back will probably beat you to death. I'd worry more about fighting a chimp. They're vicious. Crocodiles seem to bit whatever they can get a hold of and shake relentlessly. We have a big-time size advantage on honey badgers, but I have to think most humans would struggle in a fight for the death with a honey badger. We're not geared for that type of fighting anymore whereas a badger is always willing to stand on business. On 4/24/2024 at 12:22 AM, TOUCAN said: A honey badger will probably kill me but what if I just happen to sit on it? I’m a big man. They'll start tearing at areas that'll put even the toughest of men on their knees. Relentless little bastards they are. On 4/26/2024 at 6:09 PM, adamq said: Probably the tiger. They go straight for the neck and snap the spine. Most quick and painless out of the options. Silverback just pummles you Croc rips off limbs while you drown Lions often eat prey alive. Backside first on the big 'ns, probably guts on a human Bears eat people alive too Honey badger I don't know much about, but it couldn't be quick Lions know to go for the neck, though, right? I'd think the lion would go right for the neck of something as big as a human. Edited May 1 by WizeGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 1 hour ago, WizeGuy said: On 4/23/2024 at 9:07 PM, Malfatron said: Polar bear. I feel like it can kill me the quickest I read that grizzly bears pretty much eat you alive. They may start at the feet and work their way up. Good thing its a polar bear then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizeGuy Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 21 hours ago, Malfatron said: Good thing its a polar bear then I'm guessing a polar bear would be similar, but someone can fact check me if they feel ambitious enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 (edited) To add another wrinkle...how long would it take you to win against any of these if you got infinite chances like Dr. Strange coming to bargain? Edited May 2 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 I’m just ignorantly picturing myself kicking a honey badger every time it comes near Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worm Guts Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 If you can get on the back of a crocodile and hold it's mouth shut, maybe you have a chance. Maybe. I have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 11 hours ago, Worm Guts said: If you can get on the back of a crocodile and hold it's mouth shut, maybe you have a chance. Maybe. I have no idea. And then what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 I'll beat the living **** out of Tyrann Mathieu. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worm Guts Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 13 hours ago, Malfatron said: And then what? And then you don’t get murdered. Which is the most important thing in a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 On 5/2/2024 at 10:12 PM, Ty21 said: I’m just ignorantly picturing myself kicking a honey badger every time it comes near Honey Badger don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 As long as i can start the fight from like a beach at the edge of their territory, i'd fight the big dumb devolved dinosaur piece of ****. I bet i could run away far enough to get like a big *** stick or a boulder or something and try to kill it. Still probably die. But at least put up a fight. And i don't care if that's cheating. Humans are built for cheating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUKerryon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 I’d rather fight Tyran Mathieu, he’s a lil fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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