Blahstoise Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Guess who's back, back again, Blahman's back tell a friend. Current Standings The All Mighty Blahrizard 5-0 NFC East 80808080808080808080808 2-0 NFL EasyPeteC 5-1 NFL Roephire 1-1 NFL #DakFacts: Dak has thrown 460 passes during the 2017 season, with at least 460 being checkdowns. He has not thrown a touchdown since Neil Armstrong faked the moon landing. Dak Prescott believes in the Flat Earth, he also believes Dez Bryant is imaginary. Dak Prescott can;t eat gluten. Dak wears the number four as a homage to @Matts4313 and the calibre of women he obtains. Dak has never seen Cool Runnings or Cats the musical. An anagram of Dak Prescott is: Spatterdock - a common water lily in North and Eastern America. It's always Rayneing in Dallas. Keys to the game sponsored by: Nick Foles getting his head out of his rear end and learning to throw a football with some heat on it. Alshon Jeffrey, Torrey Smith and Zach Ertz getting on page with Foles. Sidney Jones picking off Rayne 44 times. Donnie Jones punting four miles over 60 minutes. Tie Zeke's shoes together. Prediction 44-7 with Foles 87-1 with Sudfield 184-90 with Jalen Mills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ_Eaglesfan Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 If Nate Sudfeld wins this game, Blah 100% called upon the dark magic of Fred Ex to get us 6-0 in the NFC East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadway Joe Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 I reallly really want us to sweep the division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabbs4u Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Fully expect at least a 1/2 from the Starters on Offense unless they score TD's on their first two drives after that performance. Curious to see if Sidney Jones finally gets some reps? Douglas should get more PT regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabbs4u Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Appropriate for this GDT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 High quality work @Blahman88. I lol'ed several times reading the op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said: High quality work @Blahman88. I lol'ed several times reading the op. wow all those bad jokes in childrens movies really sets your bar low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, ninjapirate said: wow all those bad jokes in childrens movies really sets your bar low That and reading your posts makes pretty much anything else funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, EaglesPeteC said: That and reading your posts makes pretty much anything else funny. well i try to help out any way i can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabbs4u Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 So does Nate Sudfeld get a chance to show Daktabulous how to properly play the QB Position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Nate > Rayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Nate > Rayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabbs4u Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 You can tell neither Fan base really cares about this game when after 36hrs (In the Eagles Forum), we don't even have a PG worth of posts! WTF? I thought Dallas was "the Most Dangerous Team in the NFL"? Zeke was back and going to eat for 200+ 3TD like Gurley did Seattle? Dak would be Dak again now that ZEKE was back and throw a TD? Dez would he Dez? OK that's actually True!! He is, he sucks! This is No Fun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ_Eaglesfan Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, Nabbs4u said: You can tell neither Fan base really cares about this game when after 36hrs (In the Eagles Forum), we don't even have a PG worth of posts! WTF? I thought Dallas was "the Most Dangerous Team in the NFL"? Zeke was back and going to eat for 200+ 3TD like Gurley did Seattle? Dak would be Dak again now that ZEKE was back and throw a TD? Dez would he Dez? OK that's actually True!! He is, he sucks! This is No Fun!! Thought we were having a moment of silence for the Cowgirls season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Matts busy making excuses for Dak and bangin 4's to post on this forum. The rest are weeping, making mock offseasons and hoping their clapper gets canned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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