jrry32 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 1 hour ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: I think in general, a great rule of thumb in any relationship, especially a marriage, is to never keep secrets under any circumstances. That said, take this one to goddamn grave. If we've learned anything from Meet the Parents, it's replace her cat with an identical cat from the pound. Win-win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, jrry32 said: If we've learned anything from Meet the Parents, it's replace her cat with an identical cat from the pound. Win-win. That's tough because cats are all weirdos. I think it'd be easier to do the thing from Scooby Doo where you take a flashlight, a sheet, and you wiggle your fingers to produce a completely realistic looking cat projection. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 46 minutes ago, jrry32 said: If we've learned anything from Meet the Parents, it's replace her cat with an identical cat from the pound. Win-win. That's all you learned? I learned you can milk cats. Realistically, I learned you can milk anything with nipples. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrry32 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Just now, ET80 said: That's all you learned? I learned you can milk cats. Realistically, I learned you can milk anything with nipples. Well, I can't. Trust me, I tried. It didn't go well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 6 hours ago, TheVillain112 said: Don't admit to anything... 2 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: I think in general, a great rule of thumb in any relationship, especially a marriage, is to never keep secrets under any circumstances. That said, take this one to goddamn grave. Way too late for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 32 minutes ago, jrry32 said: Well, I can't. Trust me, I tried. It didn't go well. Never said you SHOULD. Just that you CAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dome said: Way too late for this. Yeah so tactically that was a **** up on your part. So a replacement cat is the obvious move. But then you double down and get a second replacement cat, so when she goes "Dome this can't possibly replace mittens" bam that's when you hit her with the second cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrry32 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Yeah so tactically that was a **** up on your part. So a replacement cat is the obvious move. But then you double down and get a second replacement cat, so when she goes "Dome this can't possibly replace mittens" bam that's when you hit her with the second cat. Just get a replacement dog. They're superior to cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Just deny ever having a cat. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 25 minutes ago, skywindO2 said: Just deny ever having a cat. This guy gets it. 1 -Admit nothing 2- Deny everything 3- Make counter accusations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Yep, pretty much just spent $40 on pizza for these bastard dogs. Can’t step away for a minute apparently ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFlaccoSeagulls Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 4 hours ago, skywindO2 said: Just deny ever having a cat. And if she says you had a cat, turn the tables on her and make her sound crazy. It's all about turning defense into offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 9 hours ago, jrry32 said: Just get a replacement dog. They're superior to cats. 100% agreed but then you have a whole cat vs. dog argument and you just killed her cat tbh. You lose that argument 10 times out of 10. I'd consider replacement cat, then bam you bring a puppy into the equation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Thinking a lot about moving but also realizing I have too much stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVillain112 Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 11 hours ago, Dome said: Way too late for this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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