Sugashane Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, MWil23 said: Times New Roman is the turkey sandwich of fonts. It's fine, but everyone would rather have a club or Spicy Italian. I'll take a good scotch over any of the three sandwiches. Drink enough and you won't be able to taste whichever you're handed. Well you might taste it, but won't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 ^^^^ I just realized that is Schrodinger's alcoholism. When you black out and eat a sandwich, you both taste and do not taste the sandwich. Forecast is calling for rain, so I can't do siding tomorrow. Not drunk yet but on my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 omfgomfg, mr plinkett came out with his last jedi review will probably be the best hour of my month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 6 hours ago, mission27 said: You obvi have never had a good turkey sandwich tbh I have. It’s called a club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, MWil23 said: I have. It’s called a club. You keep going like this we're gonna stick you with the sushi/guac hater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: You keep going like this we're gonna stick you with the sushi/guac hater. I love both. That said, there are obvious degrees of turkey sandwiches: 1. The post Thanksgiving sandwich 2. The club 3. A well made turkey sandwich 4. Others, which are inferior to every other sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, MWil23 said: I love both. That said, there are obvious degrees of turkey sandwiches: 1. The post Thanksgiving sandwich 2. The club 3. A well made turkey sandwich 4. Others, which are inferior to every other sandwich tbh there are classes of sandwiches so far below the turkey sandwich it's crazy. Tuna sandwiches are probably the single biggest threat to this country right now. Then you have meats that should never be consumed by anyone over the age of 8 and also probably not by children - bologna I'm looking at you. Then you have the italian meats that are only good in a truly authentic setting - salami is the biggest culprit here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: tbh there are classes of sandwiches so far below the turkey sandwich it's crazy. Tuna sandwiches are probably the single biggest threat to this country right now. Tuna doesn't count; it's not a meat. 2 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Then you have meats that should never be consumed by anyone over the age of 8 and also probably not by children - bologna I'm looking at you. Bologna should be considered "meat" with mandated quotations in the FDA. I'm serious. 2 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Then you have the italian meats that are only good in a truly authentic setting - salami is the biggest culprit here. Italian meats are best in combination form...like "The Italian" with salami, pepperoni, and ham together. Italian dressing/oil and vinegar should also be complimentary, as well as banana peppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, MWil23 said: Tuna doesn't count; it's not a meat. Bologna should be considered "meat" with mandated quotations in the FDA. I'm serious. Italian meats are best in combination form...like "The Italian" with salami, pepperoni, and ham together. Italian dressing/oil and vinegar should also be complimentary, as well as banana peppers. Son: Quote 4. Others, which are inferior to every other sandwich No mention of meats. I was gonna throw the Veggie "Delight" back at you but I'm an honorable man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Son: No mention of meats. I was gonna throw the Veggie "Delight" back at you but I'm an honorable man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Austin Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) Apple + Yahoo + Windstream = A very slow and inconvenient internet experience. Edited August 29, 2018 by Jimmy Austin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I had so many crappy sandwiches in college that it’s hard to get excited about them now. I know a good sandwich is easy to make, but I’m shell shocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Jimmy Austin said: Apple + Yahoo + Windstream = A very slow and inconvenient internet experience. Windstream I’ve never heard of so I googled... their company motto is “Fast Reliable Internet” so I think you must be wrong in your assessment Edited August 29, 2018 by Dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDrew Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Jimmy Austin said: Apple + Yahoo + Windstream = A very slow and inconvenient internet experience. Are you sure it's not your settings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Austin Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, MrDrew said: Are you sure it's not your settings? I was on my grandma's ipad and it has nothing to do with settings. A lot of people who have or had Winstream has had nothing but bad things to say about it. Yahoo is no Google. Then there is Apple. I use to own apple products but I learned from my mistakes. They are all hype and crap. Remember how frustrated I would get trying to take a clear picture with an iphone. Producing a product that could take a clear picture was over their head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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