Dr LBC Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 @EliteTexan80 if you ever felt like updating your style a little bit, Amazon has brand new gold pants on sale. Just saying... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Well I met the hottest woman ive ever seen, got her number, and promptly accidentally texted her some rude arse stuff. Oops. Ill just live forever alone I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Well I met the hottest woman ive ever seen, got her number, and promptly accidentally texted her some rude arse stuff. Oops. Ill just live forever alone I guess. Accidentally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, iPwn said: Accidentally? I thought I was texting Ian some bro stuff. She got the text instead. I am literally bewildered at how I could make that mistake, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontTazeMeBro Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: I thought I was texting Ian some bro stuff. She got the text instead. I am literally bewildered at how I could make that mistake, Are you using this thread to lay the groundwork for you’re alibi when you’re running for office or you’re an executive at some company and this incident comes up? Be honest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Town Values Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Matts4313 said: Well I met the hottest woman ive ever seen, got her number, and promptly accidentally texted her some rude arse stuff. Oops. Ill just live forever alone I guess. Sounds like you had a "What would Brett Favre do?" moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Town Values Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (Current thoughts) Dear Diary... NFLN is gonna be a little short staffed heading into the business end of the season. Very weird situation. And... "Keep your head on a swivel" ... Is useful advice IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsujin Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Anybody in the SE go through the snowstorm last weekend? That was one of the nuttiest things I've ever experienced. It's not even winter yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 3 hours ago, freak_of_nature said: Anybody in the SE go through the snowstorm last weekend? That was one of the nuttiest things I've ever experienced. It's not even winter yet. Wasn't a snow storm down in Houston, but had more snow last week than I've seen in the last 10 years. Was pretty crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsujin Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 2 hours ago, EliteTexan80 said: Wasn't a snow storm down in Houston, but had more snow last week than I've seen in the last 10 years. Was pretty crazy. I got 4" of snow but some other areas got 2x that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 15 hours ago, The LBC said: @EliteTexan80 if you ever felt like updating your style a little bit, Amazon has brand new gold pants on sale. Just saying... Hmmm. Those don't look as tight as my current pair...which is a good thing. I'd floss with those bad boys on. Just strut. Own the dance floor when I hit the club up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 56 minutes ago, EliteTexan80 said: Hmmm. Those don't look as tight as my current pair...which is a good thing. I'd floss with those bad boys on. Just strut. Own the dance floor when I hit the club up. You’d be drenched in sweat in minutes, clawing at your pants cause “THEYRE CHAFFING ME LIKE A HORDE OF DEVILISH IMPS!” You’d be at home in sweatpants in an hours time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, domepatrol91 said: You’d be drenched in sweat in minutes, clawing at your pants cause “THEYRE CHAFFING ME LIKE A HORDE OF DEVILISH IMPS!” You’d be at home in sweatpants in an hours time. You vastly underestimate my dancing ability. When I dance, I sweat vasoline and baby powder, so I can literally dance forever. Scientist are baffled by this phenomenon - but the phenomenon is more art than science. I am the greatest dancer in the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter2_1 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Matts4313 said: Well I met the hottest woman ive ever seen, got her number, and promptly accidentally texted her some rude arse stuff. Oops. Ill just live forever alone I guess. You seem to meet a lot of "most beautiful women ever" types. You're either a Don, or have very accepting standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 28 minutes ago, EliteTexan80 said: I am the greatest dancer in the world. I... I believe you. I don't know why. But I do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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