Ty21 Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Malfatron said: always vote the opposite of what tyty wants. rule 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedLavie Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 5 hours ago, Malfatron said: well, ted was openly racist so there is that! 5 hours ago, SwAg said: Yeah, I noticed that. He sounded like an imperialist Brit rather than classy Frenchman. What is happening to you, Ted?! What now? 5 hours ago, Malfatron said: the French arent used to winning anything Malf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Tyty said: @SwAg Malfatron: Pfft. I already know these simple-minded fa**ots are going to come at me. As if providing a telegraphed and cosmetic critique of my extended vocabulary is somehow anything more than a projection of frustration because I dickslap them retarded on the regular. With that out the clip, I have to pick one name, but really I would have to drop-shot aim at anyone in this game. Especially Malfatron, he’s on the decline, but even in his prime, he is hardly worth my time. So attention please, as I dispel any delusion that he can square up with me: It hurts me to do this because I would have voluntarily died for any one of you. Come on, Mister Zen and the Art of Deception. Tell ‘em how you shivved the Rock, Paper, Scissor Pact in the back right out the gate. Tell ‘em how it was strategy, when really you were just needlessly scared of me. Lean on that Big Bad Wolf Internet persona you cultivated for yourself to hide that you’re the two-timing ***** eating lunch in the principal’s office to stop me from pulling your underoos up over your head. Don’t take me at my word. I’m only articulating the observations you set up to be analyzed. Can we all hear this one more time? Tell us how much you’re in love with me. Tell us that I’m the older you. I want to see the envious inflection at least once more. It’s not lost on me that all the praise levied on me, you read as a compliment to you, or at least to what you think you once were. I’ve been here six months, and you’ve been past full-chub since Game One. Now, you’re basically President of the SwAg Fan Club. Have fun cheering from the sidelines, as you re-live previous delusions of grandeur of Mafia prowess from a lifetime long past. You’ve been skating on reputation alone since at least I arrived, and I’m running out of digits to count the Ls I’ve supplied. But I’m sure you would have us believe your Mafia sabbatical is unrelated. Sure it’s a coincidence you make your return in the game I sit out, and even when I’m out, you cannot keep my name out your mouth. Heh. This isn’t a horror story, but the prospect of me ghost-writing for Rick made it clear that the Spectre of SwAg looms over your mind. Remember, I did not start this, but I will finish it. But don’t be mistaken, this is not the end, nor is it coming soon. I’ll keep taking shots til I bring out your best. Then I’ll kickback and leisurely play. I want you to know, that’s all it will take. Hope the failed Survivor campaign was worth having your spot reserved on my list: The Orca, Casino; tk3, Trailer Park; Malfatron, TBD. L’s. @TedLavie Whicker is half Korean, half American: that's because he was born so fat than part of him was physically in both countries. Whicker went once to a gym. He fell flat-faced and that's when they invented the shape of UFC cages. First prize money Whicker got he spent it on a pool since it's the only recipient big enough for him to wash himself. I'm tired @Whicker Let me tell you a story about The Orca and Pickle Rick. The Orca and Pickle Rick are so ugly that one day their mom dropped them off at school and she got fined for littering. And, wouldn't you believe it, they were so fat that the city hired a moving company to take them to the dump. When they got there, the movers tried to throw them into the dump, but they were so ugly the dump threw them back! @Malfatron SUPREMES (2387 lbs (596.75 avg)): @Dome—600 lbs - You fat @skywindO2—600 lbs - You fat @Whicker602 lbs- You fat @The Orca — dead af challenge 1 609 lbsYou fat and double dead @SwAg —585 lbs- You fat TYTY’s OBESE EX’S (2384 lbs (596 avg)): @TedLavie—591 lbs- You fat @ET80–601 lbs - You fat @Malfatron— 599lbs - You fat @FinneasGage—593 lbs- You fat @Glen —dead af challenge 1 609 lbs You fat and dead TANK BAWSE’s (1796 lbs (598.6 avg)): @theuntouchable—600 lbs - You fat @kingseanjohn— 597 lbs - You fat @Hockey5djh/orca again—dead af challenge 2 608 lbs - You fat and dead @Pickle Rick—599 lbs - You fat @theuntouchable Jfin is so dumb and fat that the only time he goes outside? Is when someone tells him it’s chilly outside. That mufacka grabs a bowl and heads out! @Pickle Rick If you want to know why swag always strikes out at the bars, look no further then his opening line... "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Swag" @Dome @ everyone I hate you. Very much. @skywindO2 hey @ET80 ur fat No submission: @ET80 & @FinneasGage RESULTIES: Seeing as ET and Finn didn’t even submit despite some level of activity in the thread, they both gained 10 pounds. SwAg takes top honors here for putting maximum effort into tearing malfs life apart, something I’ve been waiting so long for. He loses 10 pounds. Pickle Rick takes second place by showing off how swag likes to suck his own ****. Loses 8 Ted and Whicker split 3rd and 4th for making Wilmer Valderama esque Yo Mama tv showey jokes. Rather than 6 and 4 pounds they will each lose 5. Untouch takes 5th place for roasting my boi jfin, although I’m sure he went out for chili cause he was baked and in the midst of a mental breakdown. 2 pounds lost Skywind, Malf, and Dome, that was disappointingly lazy. You should all be ashamed and you will be forced to run on the treadmill for 2 days straight to make up for the 5 pounds y’all just gained. @ET80 aka my dad has died from his obesity, I’m starting to wonder if my contestants are being poisoned but I guess 611 pounds was just too much for him. I guess we can all just say we were lucky that we got 50 years out of the guy and his surprisingly heavy titanium knees since he spent his entire life weighing two Albert Haynesworthses. @The Orca has died as well. He wasn’t a participant and he was already dead but he was so critically ineffective at the game that he has re-resuccumbed to his excessive lard I'm really good at gaining weight Swag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 so when are you calling this vote over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 Just now, Malfatron said: so when are you calling this vote over? When you guys vote for someone less cool than swag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 @theuntouchable, @Dome, Malfatron is a good choice, boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedLavie Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 skywind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 57 minutes ago, TedLavie said: skywind no way. the man is a national treasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, SwAg said: @theuntouchable, @Dome, Malfatron is a good choice, boys. tyty said less cool than swag though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Malfatron said: tyty said less cool than swag though I mean, you want to be me, so, ostensibly, you are less cool, or are a self-hating person who wants to be less cool than you are. Either way, should be removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, SwAg said: I mean, you want to be me, so, ostensibly, you are less cool, or are a self-hating person who wants to be less cool than you are. Either way, should be removed. That’s my guy too bro @Malfatron get off my fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 He started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 okay should we all agree to lynch the most boringest one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I’m amenable, as long as we agree to lynch the biggest liar when you say I’m the boring one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, TedLavie said: skywind I'm okay with this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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