Ty21 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) Yuh I am Tyty and welcome to The Biggest Loser! Nice! Sign up or I’ll never acknowledge you again! You’ll never have this opportunity again! So as we all know you are all morbidly obese and are in serious need of weight loss. Literally disgusting. Not a single one of you weigh under 650 pounds which is deeply concerning. I am here as a health guru and excellent host (due to the fact that I am an Internet forum celebrity and hold myself at a higher regard than anyone else on the planet and you all love the heck out of me and stuff). You will all be split into 3 parties in which you will convene if you feel like it. You will compete in challenges and this will be one big sarcastic ripoff of malfatron and outpost’s glorious threads. I have not prepared any of the challenges yet and I haven’t really put too much thought into this but I am one of the smartest people in any room at any time so long as I am the only person in said room so I have no doubt I’ll be able to configure this and make it exuberantly fun and stuff for everyone so if you don’t like it **** you Frequently asked questions “Tyty why are you hosting this when you yourself are fat as hell?” I currently weigh less than Vernon Davis, **** you “How similar to the show can you make this?” Idk I’ve never even seen the show, I’m here to make y’all less fat. It can’t be that hard “What makes you think you’ll be a good host?” I’ve been a loser my whole ******* life, brother. alright sign up now idiot 1. Glenifer 2. FinneasGains 3. Malfweighsaton 4. Pickled **** 5. The Orifice 6. ObeseFlexin80 7. Dumb 8. TheUnlunchable 9. WingsOnJuan 10. Potsticker 11. Schloppy5djh 12. FedHeavie 13. ThighBingeO2 Edited February 26, 2019 by Tyty 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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