TOUCAN Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, ET80 said: Oh, my wife would totally say "damn, she's got a nice ***" while drowing her in a toilet. And, she would. - True story: my wife's family came to the US from Mexico back in the 1870s, right after the Texas revolution. One of her great, great, great, great granduncle's once killed six people over a gallon of milk. So, murder is absolutely on the menu for this family. - True story #2: my wife has a cousin (we'll call her "Lefty") who is currently in Huntsville Womens' prison for killing the woman who her husband cheated on her with. When Lefty first found out about the infidelity, she kidnapped the woman and tortured her for a day. With this being her first offense (a serious one, but her first) she only got a few years in prison. She gets out... first thing she does is gets a gun, tracks down the woman again while she's going to work and shoots her about 12 times, killing her. This time... she gets 40 years in prison. Rightfully so, family or not. Moral of these story? I married into a family of killers with absolutely zero remorse. GOOD GOD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Counselor said: And we still don’t fear you You shouldn't, you should be afraid FOR me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) My cousin shot his wife cause he developed a crush on the new girl at work but who’s keeping score, right? Edited February 11, 2020 by Dome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Just now, Dome said: My cousin shot his wife cause he developed a crush on the new girl at work but who’s keeping score, right? Did she die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Counselor said: Did she die? Yes and he went to jail apparently covering up a murder is harder than getting a divorce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Dome said: My cousin shot his wife cause he developed a crush on the new girl at work That's a thing in Afghanistan. A legit thing - if you don't like your wife or if you find another woman, you're totally in your lane if you kill her. ...I feel like I've taken a very dark turn in this thread. My CIA handlers aren't going to be happy about this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Just now, ET80 said: That's a thing in Afghanistan. It’s a thing here too apparently.... 1 minute ago, ET80 said: A legit thing - Oh... should’ve kept reading 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whicker Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 Day 1 gopherwrestler – Orca (16), Swag (20)Dome - Ragnarok -Nazgul – Dome (20)ET80 - Counselor – Rags (16), Gopher (16), Swag (19), SirA (22), ET (29)JoshstraDaymus – Matts (25)daboyle250 – Slappy (16)MD4L – Swag (18)squire12 – Orca (21)theuntouchable - Matts4313 – SirA (14)Pickle Rick - bcb1213 - kingseanjohn - The Orca – Swag (19)SwAg -Slappy Mc - wolfeyestrk -Mwil23 – MD4L (25)SirA1 – Counselor (25)rackcs – Bcb (25)Forge – KSJ (18) Vote Count 3 Swag – MD4L, Orca, Gopher 1 ET - Counselor 1 Dome – Naz 1 SirA – Matts 1 Orca – Squire 1 Slappy – daboyle 1 KSJ – Forge 1 Matts – Josh 1 Counselor – SirA 1 MD4L – Mwil 1 Bcb - Rack There is an Elf creature on the battlefield. It has “Each night, this creature's controller chooses a player. That player's vote will carry a weight of 2 for the following day phase” There is a Zombie creature on the battlefield. It has “Each night, this creature's controller chooses a player. That player will begin the next day with (+1) votes” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 My cousin's ex boyfriend tried to kidnap her for seeing a new guy. He had put blocks behind her tires so when she tried to leave in the morning she wouldn't be able to. The cops found duct tape and rope and all kinds of **** in his trunk. It was pretty wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, rackcs said: My cousin's ex boyfriend tried to kidnap her for seeing a new guy. He had put blocks behind her tires so when she tried to leave in the morning she wouldn't be able to. The cops found duct tape and rope and all kinds of **** in his trunk. It was pretty wild. Love is a dangerous game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Reading the last 2 pages on kidnappings and murder... ...I'm glad I tell you all I love you regularly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 minute ago, theuntouchable said: Shut up Could you be more specific, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcb1213 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Hot take Jesus is only famous for who his dad is Kidnapping is bad. Unless you can get the hott chick to have Stockholm syndrome. If you can pull that off, then gray area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, ET80 said: Could you be more specific, please? Shut those ***** *** lips you call a mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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