MWil23 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 (edited) Ladies and Gentlemen, Beloved Members of our Forum, Guys, We've been waiting a LONG TIME for Week 1 payback: Yes, a day that will live in infamy, a day when our beloved and future playoff bound Cleveland Browns, on Week 1, September 9, 2002, led by the GREATEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME (Kelly Holcomb) were robbed by Dwayne Rudd, who was later implicated of and convicted of point shaving (Source unverified) vs. the Kansas City Chiefs. Turn the clock ahead 19 years and 3 days, and we find ourselves against the same exact foe, but thankfully, we have history on our side: (Note, 2020 is omitted) Okay, well we don't have history on our side, but 1-20-1 means that they're DUE. Now, onto the key matchups: The Browns come in with lofty expectations, led by this guy: No, that's not a model folks, that's Kevin Stefanski, and in case you're wondering, this is what a typical Sunday at my house looks like: and he's going up against this future HOF Coach: *Note: Please disregard the team name on said hat, as it could be deemed offensive to a large group of people* This guy: vs. ...a guy who puts Ketchup on his steak As if the State Farm logo wasn't evil enough, I dare you to look into those eyes and tell me those aren't: Key Matchup #3: We also have our receiving corps vs. a really fast guy who is a human underwear stain. Now, onto the narrative: Baker, the modern day gunslinger hero we all need, is going to start his 2021 revenge tour: Here's how I see his outlook on the defense he faces: Here's his outlook on the season as a whole: As for the rest of the NFL and haters this year: Let's see if this is true...can anyone confirm? When: Sunday, September 12, 2021 Time: 4:15 or 4:25 on national television, I assume CBS or something Place: *Expletive* Stadium, Kansas City The result and fallout: (Nick Chubb, Jarvis Landry, Myles Garrett, and Baker Mayfield pictured left to right) Watch out...YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED Edited September 1, 2021 by MWil23 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgpoun8017 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 firstly any GDT with a tombstone theme gets a football from me, secondly Patrick Mahomes should have to forfeit his contract to me for the damage done of me having to see him put any ketchup let alone that much ketchup on a steak........ you sir Mr. Mahomes are a monster 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelbell Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Theme for this game 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Beautiful 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgpoun8017 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Baker when told that it may be a tall order to go into arrowhead and win Browns Fans after we pull the win off 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman93 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 Stefanskis jawline is incredible. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgpoun8017 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, candyman93 said: Stefanskis jawline is incredible. has just the right amount of grey in his beard to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgpoun8017 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 boys.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I live by the philosophy that if a steak needs anything extra, you didn’t prepare it well enough to begin with. So, if we lose to a guy that adds ketchup I will be personally offended. Let’s kick this thing off right. Granted, we have a tough opponent for a week one. But if we come out with that evasive win against them, you have to think we are in for a big, big season. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 31, 2021 Author Share Posted August 31, 2021 13 minutes ago, NateDawg said: I live by the philosophy that if a steak needs anything extra, you didn’t prepare it well enough to begin with. So, if we lose to a guy that adds ketchup I will be personally offended. Absolutely, with a few exceptions: 1. Sauteed Mushrooms 2. Sauteed/crispy onion straws 3. Bleu Cheese Butter on the pepper crust 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nugpimpen Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 LFG!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgpoun8017 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 a garlic butter finish is also acceptable 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 31, 2021 Author Share Posted August 31, 2021 52 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Beautiful I mean...look at that jawline and those broad shoulders. Dude is even smart too. ...oh...nevermind. *Edit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 I’m talking sauce. As in, fixing a problem that is lack of flavor. I’m all for some window dressing with the steak, etc. If I were to smoke a steak for a guest and he or she asks if I have any A1 after tasting, it would be gravely offensive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 31, 2021 Author Share Posted August 31, 2021 I witnessed this actual exchange between @NateDawg and his oldest son: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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