Wk 15 1/2 The 1st annual "shove a stick up your nose" bowl (now with refreshed?!? rosters)

[NateDawg]

6 minutes ago, DawgX said:

Kind of like how a mafia boss who controls your life is family, right?

He makes me offers I can’t refuse, what can I say.

[NudeTayne]

2 minutes ago, DawgX said:

Kind of like how a mafia boss who controls your life is family, right?

 

2 minutes ago, DawgX said:

Kind of like how an abusive (but just loving enough) spouse who controls your life is family, right?

 

10 minutes ago, DawgX said:

Kind of like how am Eskimo brother who is Eskimo brothers with every guy in town and so nobody can even look him in the eye and through that he controls your life is family, right?

9 minutes ago, DawgX said:

Kind of like how a king who declares prima nocta on your wedding day is family, right?

4 minutes ago, DawgX said:

Kind of like how another paid actor who sits next to you laughing while eating salad in an Olive Garden commercial is family, right?

2 minutes ago, DawgX said:

Kind of like how a flanged alpha orangutan who rips off your face as an act of dominance controls your face is family, right?

🤔

You okay, buddy?

[NudeTayne]

27 minutes ago, NateDawg said:

 

What if I told you Mike IS family (in a way). 
…waiting for it to sink in…

*quick Google search*

97% identical really

Edited December 14, 2021 by NudeTayne

[DawgX]

1 minute ago, NudeTayne said:

 

 

🤔

You okay, buddy?

Yes. Sorry, was just rewatching the Sopranos recently.

[NudeTayne]

7 minutes ago, NateDawg said:

He makes me offers I can’t refuse, what can I say.

I mean, you could but...

[NudeTayne]

1 minute ago, DawgX said:

Yes. Sorry, was just rewatching the Sopranos recently.

What did that have to do with the Olive Garden? You lost me.

[Thomas5737]

23 minutes ago, NateDawg said:

 

What if I told you Mike IS family (in a way). 
…waiting for it to sink in…

He is like the brother you always wanted?

I get it.

[NudeTayne]

1 minute ago, Thomas5737 said:

He is like the brother you always wanted?

I get it.

A brother who can actually meme

[mtmmike]

4 hours ago, NateDawg said:

I would become a far wiser fan simply through osmosis, getting to sit and pick your brain through 4 quarters of a Browns game. Certainly a bucket list item.

My case is sever also. Just to the point of appendages falling off though. 

Dry lips only cured by properly aged beer.

[mtmmike]

4 hours ago, NateDawg said:

I would become a far wiser fan simply through osmosis, getting to sit and pick your brain through 4 quarters of a Browns game. Certainly a bucket list item.

My case is sever also. Just to the point of appendages falling off though. 

Dry lips only cured by properly aged beer.

[mtmmike]

No worries let's beat the raiders.0

[MWil23]

15 hours ago, NateDawg said:

I can’t wait for a fun holiday season.

Browns kick-off at 4:30 on Saturday. My wife’s family’s Christmas party tees off at 4 o’clock that day. They don’t care about the Browns or football. 

Following Saturday: Christmas. Browns kick off at 4:30. 

Holiday games are just the worst idea in sports. 

 

My wife’s family also celebrating this Saturday. Thankfully this game isn’t on CBS but rather the NFL Network. Anyone know if it’s going to be on Prime? They might actually have that channel.

[MWil23]

11 hours ago, Thomas5737 said:

Our plans don't start (with family) until the day after Christmas but my wife is already angry that the Browns are on. I'll be home at least so I can have the game on and muted. 

Low key the mute button has saved many an argument on Saturday and Sunday in my household 

[MWil23]

6 hours ago, Thomas5737 said:

He is like the brother you always wanted?

I get it.

[NateDawg]

5 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

 

My wife’s family also celebrating this Saturday. 

Don’t start giving people the impression we are married to the same woman.