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Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 25 - Taco Bowl XXV Posted!)


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1 hour ago, EaglesPeteC said:

The last 4 QB's left

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Jalen Hurts [16 GS]: 290/463 (62.63%, 92.19 Rating) for 3,433 yards, 21 touchdowns, 9 interceptions. 80 carries for 640 yards (8.00 YPC, 41 LNG), 4 touchdowns, 7 fumbles.

Kyler Murray [16 GS]: 292/448 (65.18%, 93.15 Rating) for 3,312 yards, 23 touchdowns, 12 interceptions. 90 carries for 614 yards (6.82 YPC, 48 LNG), 5 touchdowns, 5 fumbles.

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Just now, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Jalen Hurts [16 GS]: 290/463 (62.63%, 92.19 Rating) for 3,433 yards, 21 touchdowns, 9 interceptions. 80 carries for 640 yards (8.00 YPC, 41 LNG), 4 touchdowns, 7 fumbles.

Kyler Murray [16 GS]: 292/448 (65.18%, 93.15 Rating) for 3,312 yards, 23 touchdowns, 12 interceptions. 90 carries for 614 yards (6.82 YPC, 48 LNG), 5 touchdowns, 5 fumbles.

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Lol more of a comment on RL Kyler than NSFL Kyler 

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4 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Processing the NFL offseason for the upcoming season 26 as best I can and jesus christ i had to create so many players just to fill out the Rams' roster. What a garbage fire

yet, somehow, still likely better than Arizona

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7 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Processing the NFL offseason for the upcoming season 26 as best I can and jesus christ i had to create so many players just to fill out the Rams' roster. What a garbage fire

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I previously had like 3 of this entire DST enabled on the sim lol

Some players on offense and filler on the PS had to be created too - there was literally no one on the roster i had enabled already to fill out their squad

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1 minute ago, TheKillerNacho said:

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I previously had like 3 of this entire DST enabled on the sim lol

And my script is failing for three of the non-rookies due to too little data.

**** you and your cap hell, LAR. I usually only expect this from your derpy Chargers neighbor.

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Just now, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I can't wait to add those players just to try them out for one week, get annoyed and drop them immediately after.

it just means i have to BS their attributes manually

you will not like playing a player i had to do this for, i tend to just assume they suck at everything :)

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@TL-TwoWinsAway GG.

My wild sliders finally got beat after 5 in a row 🤣

When all looked lost my scrappy Polar Bears took up this moto and its gonna continue on lol

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Thanks @TheKillerNacho for running this again.  Can't wait until the next one and seeing @The Orca maybe joining the playoff push for once bc his team is gonna be stacked.

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One thing I love doing after the season is combining stats and sorting by position. It's always interesting to me to see which players excelled (statistically, which isn't necessarily an indication of their overall impact).

A few of those:

LBs, top 10, sorted by impact plays (all non-tackle stats):

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FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK INT FF FR SAF TDS
Fred Warner [16 106 38 144 18 12 4 1 2 1    
Jordan Hicks [16 97 36 133 24 7 3   2      
C.J. Mosley [16 91 31 122 16 7 4 1 2   1  
Ja'Whaun Bentley [16 81 31 112 14 13 3 1        
Tremaine Edmunds [16 112 30 142 11 12 5   1 1    
Jayon Brown [16 92 30 122 14 10 4 1 1      
Roquan Smith [16 88 28 116 11 9 5   2 1    
Demario Davis [16 95 26 121 15 4 4   1 1 1  
Elandon Roberts [14 82 26 108 10 11 2 1 1     1
Patrick Queen [16 82 26 108 14 7 5          

EDGE, top 10, sorted by impact plays (all non-tackle stats):

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FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP STFS COV SACK FF FR SFTY INT
Myles Garrett [16 77 33 16 3 9 3 2    
Von Miller [16 88 29 11 10 8        
Cameron Jordan [16 76 29 17 2 7 2 1    
Nick Bosa [16 68 28 14 2 10 1 1    
T.J. Watt [16 71 27 10 6 9 1 1    
Leonard Floyd [16 77 27 8 8 7 2 2    
Khalil Mack [16 57 26 13 1 9 2 1    
Alex Highsmith [16 88 26 9 9 7 1      
Maxx Crosby [16 61 25 5 8 8 2 2    

IDLs, top 10, sorted by impact plays (all non-tackle stats):

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FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK FF FR SAFT TDS
Daron Payne [16 71 28 99 20 1 4 1 2    
Vita Vea [16 70 27 97 20 0 3 2 2    
Christopher Jones [16 61 27 88 16 3 7 1      
Joey Bosa [16 62 26 88 14 1 7 3 1    
Kenny Clark [16 75 26 101 19 2 5        
Jordan Davis [16 62 26 88 20 2 3   1    
Jeffery Simmons [16 56 25 81 11 2 5 3 4    
Dalvin Tomlinson [16 70 25 95 18 4 3        
DeForest Buckner [16 71 24 95 15 2 6 1      
Preston Smith [16 67 24 91 15 3 5 1      
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60. Matt Milano (LR): 83 tackles (7 stuffs), 9 coverages, 3 sacks
 

#60.. idk how much stats really reflect the player themselves.. but that’s still not a great look after an all-pro season

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2 minutes ago, Glen said:

60. Matt Milano (LR): 83 tackles (7 stuffs), 9 coverages, 3 sacks
 

#60.. idk how much stats really reflect the player themselves.. but that’s still not a great look after an all-pro season

Yeah, it's probably more of a reflection of you defensive aggressiveness, although 9 coverages is strong.

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5 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Yeah, it's probably more of a reflection of you defensive aggressiveness, although 9 coverages is strong.

I mean Davis and Parsons were both top 15, respectfully I’d be insulted if Parsons isn’t rated a top 3 lb.. but playing a 4/3 olb isn’t going to be a statistical glamor position.. 

Just a wild drop off from Parsons at 14 iirc to Milano to 60

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