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I'll fix it. I must have undone it by accident. I definitely had something different and did it earlier.

It was just the 2nd sentence about me and Scranton playing lol no big deal

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1 hour ago, LAOJoe said:

. Little Rock Uni Royals (3-1, LW:8) - They believed they should have been ranked ahead of the Bots and they definitely proved it with a beatdown. Next they host a surprisingly good Lancaster team.

But they already beat lancaster

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6 hours ago, LAOJoe said:

Week 5 Power Rankings:

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (4-0, LW:1) - An expected outcome. They didn't really have to prove anything even if it was actually close.
2. Greenland Polar Bears (3-0-1, LW:2) - Greenland kissed their sister but that frog didn't turn into a princess. Yes it's awkward. Ties always are.
3. Reykjavik Direwolves (3-1, LW:5) - An impressive win and they jump up top tier to third.
4. Little Rock Uni Royals (3-1, LW:8) - They win, The good, they move up.
5. Indianapolis Predators (3-1, LW:6) - The Predators get their best win to date. We'll see how they do as the schedule gets tougher.
6. Hamilton Hornets (2-2, LW:3) - That was a humbling loss and I could easily drop them below the Bots and Kongs but for now they'll stay above the Ducks and Amphibians who they beat. They cannot afford a loss to Burlington as far as the rankings are concerned.
7. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (3-1, LW:4) - The Ducks survive a close one vs the Blobfish. They only fall because 3 teams are getting rewarded.
8. Anchorage Amphibians (1-2-1, LW:7) - The Benefit of the Doubt Bowl was entertaining but had the most boring ending that didn't settle anything. To its namesake... both teams involved get the benefit of the doubt for another week.
9. Butte Bots (2-2, LW:9) - An impressive win and they only don't move up as other teams desperately barely hold on above them.
10. Hanoi Viet Kongs (2-2, LW:10) - Hanoi is like Butte right now but lost to them earlier. There seems to be a slight cut off after the top 10.
11. Egypt Starfalls (2-2, LW:11) - All these 3 teams lost.
12. Freiburg Venom (2-2, LW:12) - They all lost to good teams.
13. Lancaster Fighting Amish (2-2, LW:13) - Nothing seems to change between them to shake things up.
14. Scranton Papermakers (2-2, LW:16) - The Papermakers win and slide up to the bottom of the pack of teams on the cusp of cracking the top 10.
15. Wattsville Waste Walruses (1-3, LW:20) - The Walruses were not amused of the puns at their expense. They got a win and get a slight bump in anticipation of improved play at QB after getting Dak.
16. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (1-3, LW:18) - They finally had a decent offensive showing but their defense struggled.
17. New Zealand Blobfish (1-3, LW:15) - It's just time to drop them below the Orcas. A win vs Greenland will definitely move them out from near the bottom.
18. Cincinnati Buffleheads (1-3, LW:17) - The Buffleheads get a unique post because they are the weird stepchild that gets forgotten then given awkward attention. They shouldn't have picked another duck name. Sure let's go with that.
19. Tokyo Samurai (1-3, LW:14) - Tokyo loses and ditches their QB in Wattsville. Are they giving up or just retooling?
20. Burlington Sock Puppets (0-4, LW:19) - They almost knocked off the #1 team and maybe should have. They were predicted to be at the bottom and as the only winless team certainly should be there but they certainly are playing some good games and it won't surprise me if they can even pull off the upset vs the slumping Hornets.


GOTW
 Little Rock Uni Royals @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates (MNF)

National TV:
 Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Reykjavík Direwolves (SNF)
 Scranton Papermakers @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks (Sunday late)
 Anchorage Amphibians @ Hanoi Viet Kongs (Sunday early)
 Indianapolis Predators @ Wattsville Waste Walruses (TNF)(UOTW)

Rest of WEEK 5 (Mon, April 8th)
 Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Freiburg Venom
 Burlington Sock Puppets @ Hamilton Hornets
 Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Egypt Starfalls
 Butte Bots @ Tokyo Samurai
 Greenland Polar Bears @ New Zealand Blobfish

Heres the translated power rankings using a ncaa theme

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates - They dominate the court like a team of LeBron James clones, leaving opponents feeling like they're walking the plank rather than playing basketball.

  2. Greenland Polar Bears - Despite tying, they have the tenacity of a grizzly bear protecting its cubs, making them a formidable opponent on the court.

  3. Reykjavik Direwolves - Rising up the ranks like a pack of basketball-playing wolves, they're the underdog story that Disney wishes they had the rights to.

  4. Little Rock Uni Royals - With each win, they strut around the court like royalty, reminding everyone why they're the kings of the hardwood.

  5. Indianapolis Predators - They stalk their opponents like a hungry lion hunting its prey, leaving no doubt who's at the top of the food chain in NCAA basketball.

  6. Hamilton Hornets - Despite a humbling loss, they buzz around the court with the persistence of a mosquito at a summer barbecue, annoying their opponents into submission.

  7. Phoenix Rubber Ducks - They bounce back from close calls like, well, rubber ducks in a bathtub, proving that they're not just all quack and no bite on the court.

  8. Anchorage Amphibians - After a tie, they're as slippery as an eel and as tough as a bullfrog, making them a tricky opponent to pin down on the court.

  9. Butte Bots - With their impressive win, they show the mechanical precision of a well-oiled machine, leaving opponents feeling like they've been outsmarted by a Roomba.

  10. Hanoi Viet Kongs - Despite a loss to Butte, they're as resilient as a bamboo shoot, bending but not breaking under pressure on the basketball court.

  11. Egypt Starfalls - Despite recent losses, they're as ancient and mysterious as the pyramids, leaving opponents scratching their heads as they try to decipher their gameplay.

  12. Freiburg Venom - They strike fear into the hearts of opponents like a snake in the grass, slithering their way up the rankings with deadly accuracy.

  13. Lancaster Fighting Amish - Nothing seems to change between them because, well, they're as consistent as churning butter, sticking to their traditional style of play on the court.

  14. Scranton Papermakers - They climb up the rankings like a determined origami enthusiast, folding their way to victory one paper crane at a time.

  15. Wattsville Waste Walruses - Despite a rough start, they're as resilient as a walrus with a bad case of indigestion, ready to charge back into the game with renewed vigor.

  16. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas - They finally had a decent offensive showing, but their defense struggled like a fish out of water, floundering to keep up with their opponents.

  17. New Zealand Blobfish - It's time to drop them below the Orcas, like a heavy blobfish sinking to the bottom of the ocean floor, struggling to stay afloat in NCAA basketball.

  18. Cincinnati Buffleheads - They get a unique post because, well, they're the weird stepchild of NCAA basketball, always floating under the radar with their quirky team name and even quirkier gameplay.

  19. Tokyo Samurai - Are they giving up or just retooling? Either way, they're as mysterious as a ninja disappearing into the night, leaving opponents wondering what they'll bring to the court next.

  20. Burlington Sock Puppets - They may be winless, but they play with the enthusiasm of a toddler with a sock puppet, putting on a show for fans and opponents alike with their quirky antics on the court.

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Okay that is the new worst thing and using LeBron when he hasn't even played in college is forgivable compared to most of the rest. Thanks for trying lol.

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Week 5 is not late - here it is with nearly two hours to spare! It is quite wild, though...

Anchorage Amphibians @ Hanoi Viet Kongs: https://youtu.be/zNS7KK-ZNjU
Scranton Papermakers @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks: https://youtu.be/jrTOtKHPzVk
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/HfUKthBjy1I
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/pGZpM3APGLM
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Hamilton Hornets: https://youtu.be/Xf2L-uZZT4k
Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Egypt Starfalls: https://youtu.be/ZBJG1xqOck4
Butte Bots @ Tokyo Samurai: https://youtu.be/FEMYKxC_ffQ
Greenland Polar Bears @ New Zealand Blobfish: https://youtu.be/FhsAghXjcFw
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates: https://youtu.be/Hf9Z43H3HVA
Indianapolis Predators @ Wattsville Waste Walruses: https://youtu.be/ipnku444oNk

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1G-QRxCA_65Q7hcMwBkv1RHSbiumCu0vt?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2024/03/nsfl-season-27-detailed-statistics.html

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