Tugboat Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 I'd probably let them take their own choice of some sort of reasonable menu of choices each meal. But then drench every single item in mustard. Every single time. Until they hate mustard as much as i do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 9 hours ago, Tugboat said: I'd probably let them take their own choice of some sort of reasonable menu of choices each meal. But then drench every single item in mustard. Every single time. Until they hate mustard as much as i do. Mustard is great. In grad school, I would come home drunk, and being a poor student, I had very little in the way of snacks, so I would just open the fridge and squirt mustard directly in my mouth. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted May 8 Author Share Posted May 8 1 hour ago, Daniel said: Mustard is great. In grad school, I would come home drunk, and being a poor student, I had very little in the way of snacks, so I would just open the fridge and squirt mustard directly in my mouth. Tugboat gonna have an aneurysm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 9 minutes ago, Scoundrel said: Tugboat gonna have an aneurysm I just need to make him my worst enemy and I’m eating good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 9 hours ago, Daniel said: Mustard is great. In grad school, I would come home drunk, and being a poor student, I had very little in the way of snacks, so I would just open the fridge and squirt mustard directly in my mouth. Dis you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 On 5/6/2024 at 11:31 AM, Slappy Mc said: Fat free cottage cheese. Can't add anything to it, enjoy suckas. From there, sugar free gummie bears. Diarrhea after every meal. Castor oil to wash it down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 I have no natural enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 19 minutes ago, ET80 said: I have no natural enemies. Just supernatural ones, and those ones are likely to have this power anyway 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamq Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 22 hours ago, Daniel said: Mustard is great. In grad school, I would come home drunk, and being a poor student, I had very little in the way of snacks, so I would just open the fridge and squirt mustard directly in my mouth. Reminds me, as a kid I ate ketchup sandwiches. Bread, ketchup, bread. Sometimes a slice of cheese. That's my answer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 2 hours ago, ET80 said: I have no natural enemies. Didn’t you kick Lendale whites *** once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 3 hours ago, Ty21 said: Didn’t you kick Lendale whites *** once Emphasis on natural Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 9 hours ago, adamq said: Reminds me, as a kid I ate ketchup sandwiches. Bread, ketchup, bread. Sometimes a slice of cheese. That's my answer On this sort of note...harkening back to @Daniel rather disgusting revelation about coming home drunk and poor and just mainlining mustard straight... This one isn't that far from my own college drunk improvised food. Just always had some cheap white buns on hand. And some marble cheddar. Few slices on there, melt it in the microwaves for max urgency. Eat it with a big glass of iced tea (the bad sugar mix kind). Sleep. But i understand now, that was truly Patrician of me. Second time around doing more college was more like...always keep a loaf of sourdough or French bread around. But melt some butter stir in some garlic power, oregano, maybe parsley or time or basil or thyme even whatevs, brush it on. Throw whatever provolone or whatever slices i got on there. Toss it in the oven to toast. Sprinkle with that cheap grated parmesan from eternally at the back of my fridge partway through and then toast more. Dine. And it's not so much that i became wildly more bourgeois. I just got better at cooking and improvising i think. But also, Ketchup is gross. But in a different way than Mustard. Ketchup is okay on a hot dog, or to dip a fry that is kinda bull**** and way too thick and potato flavor, not seasoned well enough. But i can't think of any other purpose for it that is acceptable. So soaking every single food item in it would definitely be an alternative to the Mustard thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeptunePenguins Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 I know a lot of onion haters in the world, including myself. That would be what I would give an enemy if they are anything like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 6 minutes ago, NeptunePenguins said: I know a lot of onion haters in the world, including myself. That would be what I would give an enemy if they are anything like me. If your enemy is like you, have you considered being friends? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Day old Papa John's. Have fun eating cardboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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