El Ramster Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9j6xjkM15-/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== let me cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 On 7/26/2024 at 4:02 PM, Malfatron said: Chatgpt: "The Egypt Starfalls really outdid themselves this time, huh? Drafting Jerome Ford at fullback? Pure genius. I mean, why not take a promising running back and shackle him to a position that barely sees any action? That's like hiring a Michelin-star chef to flip burgers at a fast-food joint. Clearly, they know something the rest of the football world doesn't—or maybe they just enjoy watching their potential circle the drain. Bravo, Starfalls, bravo." Jerome Ford [3 GS]: 3 carries for 9 yards (3.00 YPC, 5 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 3 receptions for 38 yards (12.67 YPR, 22 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 9 minutes ago, LAOJoe said: My yards always come in the wrong downs and not in the same drives. Out gain on run, pass and averages. I get shut out in the first half. I'll be in sell mode as soon two more games if I lose both. Seeing as i play you week 9, yes please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SirA1 Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 (edited) GG @RandyMossIsBoss Always a battle! Someone hit Goof with the TO bat hard this season. Edited August 6 by SirA1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Malfatron Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 On 6/6/2024 at 11:31 AM, TheKillerNacho said: WEEK 4 (Fri, August 9) Egypt Starfalls @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks Burlington Sock Puppets @ Okoboji Ents Cambodia Humanoids @ Little Rock Uni Royals Freiburg Venom @ New Zealand Blobfish Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Reykjavík Direwolves Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates Hamilton Hornets @ Tokyo Shoguns Anchorage Quill Pigs @ Indianapolis Predators Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Wattsville Waste Walruses Tombstone Outlaws @ Lancaster Fighting Amish For the first time, my gut predictions 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 46 minutes ago, Malfatron said: For the first time, my gut predictions Your gut sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyMossIsBoss Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Big 3-0 start vs the division, needed that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 (edited) 2 hours ago, Scoundrel said: Your gut sucks Ok i will compare it to what chatgpt has to say **Round 1: Egypt Starfalls vs. Phoenix Rubber Ducks** - The Starfalls come out strong, wielding ancient magic and summoning sandstorms. However, the Rubber Ducks bounce back, literally, with their rubbery resilience. The match ends in chaos as the Starfalls get entangled in a river of rubber duckies, leading to a quacking conclusion where the Ducks triumph. **Round 2: Burlington Sock Puppets vs. Okoboji Ents** - The Sock Puppets, armed with sock slingshots and witty banter, face off against the towering Ents. Despite their small size, the Sock Puppets use their nimbleness and creativity to trip up the slow-moving Ents, tying them in knots. The Puppets sock it to the Ents and emerge victorious. **Round 3: Cambodia Humanoids vs. Little Rock Uni Royals** - The Humanoids, with their chameleon-like abilities, camouflage themselves on the battlefield. The Uni Royals, however, call upon their noble steeds, the unicorns, to detect and outmaneuver the sneaky Humanoids. In a magical showdown, the Royals prance to victory. **Round 4: Freiburg Venom vs. New Zealand Blobfish** - The Venom team, equipped with venomous attacks, find their match in the Blobfish's slimy, unassuming form. Every strike slides off the Blobfish's gooey exterior. The Blobfish manage to absorb the Venom's attacks and neutralize their threats, sliming their way to a win. **Round 5: Hanoi Viet Kongs vs. Reykjavík Direwolves** - The Viet Kongs employ guerrilla tactics, setting traps and ambushes for the Direwolves. The Direwolves, with their keen senses and pack mentality, sniff out the traps and counter with howling teamwork. In a thrilling chase, the Direwolves bite back and claim victory. **Round 6: Cincinnati Buffleheads vs. Rio de Janeiro Pirates** - The Buffleheads, with their flamboyant feathers and diving prowess, face off against the swashbuckling Pirates. The Buffleheads' aerial acrobatics and water maneuvers make it hard for the Pirates to catch them. In the end, the Buffleheads' duck-and-dodge strategy outwits the Pirates, earning them the win. **Round 7: Hamilton Hornets vs. Tokyo Shoguns** - The Hornets swarm the battlefield with stinging precision, but the Shoguns, with their disciplined swordsmanship, slice through the buzzing chaos. The Shoguns' samurai skills and strategic thinking outmaneuver the Hornets, securing their victory with a final, honorable strike. **Round 8: Anchorage Quill Pigs vs. Indianapolis Predators** - The Quill Pigs, covered in defensive quills, roll into battle, ready to poke their foes. The Predators, agile and fierce, dodge the quills and strike with coordinated attacks. Despite the Quill Pigs' spiky defense, the Predators' relentless pursuit leads them to victory. **Round 9: Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas vs. Wattsville Waste Walruses** - The Ice Orcas, with their icy breath and aquatic agility, take on the hefty Waste Walruses. The Walruses use their bulk and blubber to withstand the cold and crash through the ice. The battle turns into an icy wrestling match, with the Walruses eventually belly-flopping their way to a win. **Round 10: Tombstone Outlaws vs. Lancaster Fighting Amish** - The Outlaws ride into battle, guns blazing, but the Fighting Amish, armed with farming tools and steely determination, hold their ground. The Outlaws' flashy tactics are no match for the Amish's steadfast resilience and practical ingenuity. The Amish fight off the Outlaws with pitchforks and perseverance, claiming victory for simplicity and hard work. ### Final Battle: The Showdown The ultimate showdown pits the Tokyo Shoguns against the Lancaster Fighting Amish. The Shoguns' disciplined martial arts clash with the Amish's steadfast determination. In a surprising twist, the Amish's sheer persistence and unity overcome the Shoguns' skill. With a final swing of a wooden mallet, the Fighting Amish stand victorious, proving that hard work and teamwork can triumph over even the most skilled warriors. Edited August 8 by Malfatron 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 4 hours ago, Malfatron said: Ok i will compare it to what chatgpt has to say **Round 1: Egypt Starfalls vs. Phoenix Rubber Ducks** - The Starfalls come out strong, wielding ancient magic and summoning sandstorms. However, the Rubber Ducks bounce back, literally, with their rubbery resilience. The match ends in chaos as the Starfalls get entangled in a river of rubber duckies, leading to a quacking conclusion where the Ducks triumph. **Round 2: Burlington Sock Puppets vs. Okoboji Ents** - The Sock Puppets, armed with sock slingshots and witty banter, face off against the towering Ents. Despite their small size, the Sock Puppets use their nimbleness and creativity to trip up the slow-moving Ents, tying them in knots. The Puppets sock it to the Ents and emerge victorious. **Round 3: Cambodia Humanoids vs. Little Rock Uni Royals** - The Humanoids, with their chameleon-like abilities, camouflage themselves on the battlefield. The Uni Royals, however, call upon their noble steeds, the unicorns, to detect and outmaneuver the sneaky Humanoids. In a magical showdown, the Royals prance to victory. **Round 4: Freiburg Venom vs. New Zealand Blobfish** - The Venom team, equipped with venomous attacks, find their match in the Blobfish's slimy, unassuming form. Every strike slides off the Blobfish's gooey exterior. The Blobfish manage to absorb the Venom's attacks and neutralize their threats, sliming their way to a win. **Round 5: Hanoi Viet Kongs vs. Reykjavík Direwolves** - The Viet Kongs employ guerrilla tactics, setting traps and ambushes for the Direwolves. The Direwolves, with their keen senses and pack mentality, sniff out the traps and counter with howling teamwork. In a thrilling chase, the Direwolves bite back and claim victory. **Round 6: Cincinnati Buffleheads vs. Rio de Janeiro Pirates** - The Buffleheads, with their flamboyant feathers and diving prowess, face off against the swashbuckling Pirates. The Buffleheads' aerial acrobatics and water maneuvers make it hard for the Pirates to catch them. In the end, the Buffleheads' duck-and-dodge strategy outwits the Pirates, earning them the win. **Round 7: Hamilton Hornets vs. Tokyo Shoguns** - The Hornets swarm the battlefield with stinging precision, but the Shoguns, with their disciplined swordsmanship, slice through the buzzing chaos. The Shoguns' samurai skills and strategic thinking outmaneuver the Hornets, securing their victory with a final, honorable strike. **Round 8: Anchorage Quill Pigs vs. Indianapolis Predators** - The Quill Pigs, covered in defensive quills, roll into battle, ready to poke their foes. The Predators, agile and fierce, dodge the quills and strike with coordinated attacks. Despite the Quill Pigs' spiky defense, the Predators' relentless pursuit leads them to victory. **Round 9: Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas vs. Wattsville Waste Walruses** - The Ice Orcas, with their icy breath and aquatic agility, take on the hefty Waste Walruses. The Walruses use their bulk and blubber to withstand the cold and crash through the ice. The battle turns into an icy wrestling match, with the Walruses eventually belly-flopping their way to a win. **Round 10: Tombstone Outlaws vs. Lancaster Fighting Amish** - The Outlaws ride into battle, guns blazing, but the Fighting Amish, armed with farming tools and steely determination, hold their ground. The Outlaws' flashy tactics are no match for the Amish's steadfast resilience and practical ingenuity. The Amish fight off the Outlaws with pitchforks and perseverance, claiming victory for simplicity and hard work. ### Final Battle: The Showdown The ultimate showdown pits the Tokyo Shoguns against the Lancaster Fighting Amish. The Shoguns' disciplined martial arts clash with the Amish's steadfast determination. In a surprising twist, the Amish's sheer persistence and unity overcome the Shoguns' skill. With a final swing of a wooden mallet, the Fighting Amish stand victorious, proving that hard work and teamwork can triumph over even the most skilled warriors. Chatgpt also sucks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcb1213 Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 apparantly I'm going 1-1 week 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamq Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 16 minutes ago, Scoundrel said: Chatgpt also sucks I have to disagree after this gem 4 hours ago, Malfatron said: With a final swing of a wooden mallet, the Fighting Amish stand victorious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 10 minutes ago, adamq said: I have to disagree after this gem Still suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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