Dome Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: Sometimes inlaws are ishheads . Real family can be too. it why i generally hold my breath and try to sprint through this portion of the year. Ready for December 26th lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 28 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Say nothing in advance, but still cook your turkey and bring it over. You were killing it the last few pages until this. If I have to put on pants and leave my house, I’m not supplying my own meat as well. Forget superb owl’s horrible advice of giving away meat and show up half drunk with a smile and provide backhanded compliments the whole time. ”Nice job on the bird Janet, it’s not nearly as dry as last year!” ”This is one of the best store bought pies I’ve ever had!” ”I know I’m in the minority, but I just love lumpy mashed potatoes.” “I don’t know why I even considered hosting, it’s obvious you spend a lot more time cooking than I do” You get the gist... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: You were killing it the last few pages until this. If I have to put on pants and leave my house, I’m not supplying my own meat as well. Forget superb owl’s horrible advice of giving away meat and show up half drunk with a smile and provide backhanded compliments the whole time. ”Nice job on the bird Janet, it’s not nearly as dry as last year!” ”This is one of the best store bought pies I’ve ever had!” ”I know I’m in the minority, but I just love lumpy mashed potatoes.” “I don’t know why I even considered hosting, it’s obvious you spend a lot more time cooking than I do” You get the gist... Hell no man bringing your own turkey to Thanksgiving is the ultimate alpha move. That's not just some bridesmaid wearing white to a wedding, that's a groomsman and bridesmaide dressing up, then just straight getting married at someone else's wedding. "Bite my bird Janet. Bite it." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I'm just drinking beer and watching football tomorrow. Thanks Pilgrims (most of whom came from very close to here). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 34 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Hell no man bringing your own turkey to Thanksgiving is the ultimate alpha move. That's not just some bridesmaid wearing white to a wedding, that's a groomsman and bridesmaide dressing up, then just straight getting married at someone else's wedding. "Bite my bird Janet. Bite it." The part you’re glossing over is that you’re giving away meat unnecessarily. If you’re goal is to steal her thunder, go big or go home. “Is that a side dish dome?” ”No Janet, that’s a beef tenderloin and standing rib roast, enjoy your bird meat.” Edited November 21, 2018 by LETSGOBROWNIES Autoerrect 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: The part you’re flossing over is that you’re giving away meat unnecessarily. If you’re goal is to steal her thunder, go big or go home. “Is that a side dish dome?” ”No Janet, that’s a beef tenderloin and standing rib roast, enjoy your bird meat.” Bird is only a meat once its over 50#s. Enjoy your vegetables, Janet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Mega Ron said: I'm just drinking beer and watching football tomorrow. Thanks Pilgrims (most of whom came from very close to here). Is your boy @Aztec Hammer still alive? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: The part you’re flossing over is that you’re giving away meat unnecessarily. If you’re goal is to steal her thunder, go big or go home. “Is that a side dish dome?” ”No Janet, that’s a beef tenderloin and standing rib roast, enjoy your bird meat.” The goal is not to steal her thunder, the goal is to become the Thanksgiving alpha. If we want to wrap the turkey in bacon to throw down, that is something I'd be all about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Just now, ramssuperbowl99 said: The goal is not to steal her thunder, the goal is to become the Thanksgiving alpha. If we want to wrap the turkey in bacon to throw down, that is something I'd be all about. Now we’re talking... Now I’m looking to see if the mrs bought bacon for our turkey, since you mention it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Now the only thing I can think of is half drunk Dome: "Ill have you know, Janet, I con (burp) Conducted a very science-a-tific experiment. I *NO* WHICH MEAT IS THE BESTEST!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 (edited) 53 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Is your boy @Aztec Hammer still alive? Yeah. Did I ever mention that I might be his real dad? Edited November 21, 2018 by Mega Ron I'm tired 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 31 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: The goal is not to steal her thunder, the goal is to become the Thanksgiving alpha. If we want to wrap the turkey in bacon to throw down, that is something I'd be all about. Take a bottle of hot sauce and little pots of salt and pepper with you. When you have your plate of food first season it then squirt as much of the hot sauce on as you can take. Also. Take your headphones and watch the football, or better yet some porn, up the table. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 My poker face is ****. People just read me like a book lol.... usually it works out fine in the end, people know I’m being genuine and like that about me. But sometimes you want to be able to disguise what you’re thinking and I really can’t unless the person has never met me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 18 minutes ago, Mega Ron said: Also. Take your headphones and watch the football, or better yet some porn, up the table. I work with a lady whose husband has turned on porn with company over. Just sat down at his desktop in the living room and flipped it on, headphones too. The company that was over also works with us, so needless to stay that news spread like wildfire around the watercolor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Dome said: I work with a lady whose husband has turned on porn with company over. Just sat down at his desktop in the living room and flipped it on, headphones too. The company that was over also works with us, so needless to stay that news spread like wildfire around the watercolor. Not all heroes wear capes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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