D82 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Dome said: First time I blacked out I threw up in my wife (GF at the time) makeup bag and Glad I finished that sentence... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted November 22, 2018 Author Share Posted November 22, 2018 My girlfriend’s dad is a Doctor. He verified the 5-second rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, Tyty said: “Hello sir, I’ve been banging your daughter. Well, not yet but probably later. On your couch. Nice to meet me.” "I'm the reason your daughter is walking bowlegged." "You what?!" "Yep, I put her in the sharpshooter, she tried to reverse it but tapped out." "...oh." "And I'm nailing her like a biblical whore." Edited November 22, 2018 by Sugashane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted November 22, 2018 Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, pwny said: My girlfriend’s dad is a Doctor. He verified the 5-second rule. Unless it’s on a hospital floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 No one else wanted a turkey leg so I ate both of them. I'm so full. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, skywindO2 said: No one else wanted a turkey leg so I ate both of them. I'm so full. Hi So Full I’m dad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 I have 5 days off work for the holiday. Nice right? The first two have been spent hosting 8 members of my wife’s family and doing all of the cooking and cleaning that goes along with that. Now I get to drive 3 and a half hours to go visit my family for the next two nights. Next time I just need to tell everyone we’re working and take a short trip somewhere.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENINCH Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I have 5 days off work for the holiday. Nice right? The first two have been spent hosting 8 members of my wife’s family and doing all of the cooking and cleaning that goes along with that. Now I get to drive 3 and a half hours to go visit my family for the next two nights. Next time I just need to tell everyone we’re working and take a short trip somewhere.... Still better than being at work! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, TENINCH said: Still better than being at work! That’s assuming a lot about @LETSGOBROWNIES and his wife’s families 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENINCH Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Dome said: That’s assuming a lot about @LETSGOBROWNIES and his wife’s families He seems pretty happy most of the time. I think he's got a good life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, TENINCH said: He seems pretty happy most of the time. I think he's got a good life. Probably a good job too then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENINCH Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Just now, Dome said: Probably a good job too then Yeah no kidding. I'm rotting away at work right now. Nothing to do but wait until 4 to go home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 I have to go back to work Monday and I'm not looking forward to it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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