ramssuperbowl99 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 20 minutes ago, skywindO2 said: Soggy bra money sounds better than soggy sock money, unless you're Rex Ryan, although neither is ideal. I don't think Rex Ryan could choose between a mid-40's woman's saggy boob money and foot money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullsandBroncos Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) Going to a buddys bachelor party this weekend in Atlantic City. I hate NJ but AC is pretty fun. Any advice? While I'm married, I've never been to one. I was offered a better gift instead of having a Bachelor party. Edited July 30, 2019 by BullsandBroncos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totty Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Really hoping my truck doesn't need a new turbo! Hearing a hissing sound from right in front of my steering wheel in the engine compartment. About a 3,000 dollar fix. 😬😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 19 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: I don't think Rex Ryan could choose between a mid-40's woman's saggy boob money and foot money. I mean, he’s only human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 11 hours ago, BullsandBroncos said: Going to a buddys bachelor party this weekend in Atlantic City. I hate NJ but AC is pretty fun. Any advice? It’s a get together with a bunch of dudes, not sure what advice you may need? Don’t grope the strippers? Seriously though, just know your limits, say no when you need to and have fun. 11 hours ago, BullsandBroncos said: I was offered a better gift instead of having a Bachelor party. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 12 hours ago, BullsandBroncos said: While I'm married, I've never been to one. I was offered a better gift instead of having a Bachelor party. ...do tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: It’s a get together with a bunch of dudes, not sure what advice you may need? Don’t grope the strippers? Don't be the most [anything] guy in a bachelor party. Don't be the drunkest guy. Don't be the horniest guy/"WE GOTTA GO TO THE STRIP CLUB" guy. Don't be the most straight edged guy. Don't be the guy who says we have to stick to the plan and leave the fun thing because the dinner reservation is at 7:30. You're part of the experience for the best man and groom, it's not about you. And on the last morning, sit down and actually have a conversation with someone about their life for like 30 minutes if you don't see them regularly. That way when your wife says "hey how's Steve" when you're home you can actually respond. Edited July 31, 2019 by ramssuperbowl99 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I'm saving my bachelor party for my first divorce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Wish the people that changed their usernames had their old un in small italics under their new one. Don’t know who tf half you are anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 33 minutes ago, Daniel said: I'm saving my bachelor party for my first divorce. I got divorced Monday and you’re really bumming me out for not having this idea myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 59 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Don't be the most [anything] guy in a bachelor party. Don't be the drunkest guy. Don't be the horniest guy/"WE GOTTA GO TO THE STRIP CLUB" guy. Don't be the most straight edged guy. Don't be the guy who says we have to stick to the plan and leave the fun thing because the dinner reservation is at 7:30. Pretty sure this applies to like everyday life too. 59 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: And on the last morning, sit down and actually have a conversation with someone about their life for like 30 minutes if you don't see them regularly. That way when your wife says "hey how's Steve" when you're home you can actually respond. This is true wisdom. He’s giving you pearls here gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 18 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Pretty sure this applies to like everyday life too. Yep. Though hopefully the "strip club guy" only shows up around bachelor parties, and if not maybe just stop being friends with that guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanedorf Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: And on the last morning, sit down and actually have a conversation with someone about their life for like 30 minutes if you don't see them regularly. That way when your wife says "hey how's Steve" when you're home you can actually respond. gotta take notes too because there's little chance you'll be able to answer the interrogation her questions without a cheat sheet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Can anyone explain to me the appeal of a strip club? I mean, before the internet there's maybe something to be said for it, but now...I just don't get the appeal of paying a lot of money for a **** tease in the skeeviest of skeevy locations. Especially considering what the strippers I've represented in court typically look like. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 19 minutes ago, Daniel said: Can anyone explain to me the appeal of a strip club? No. They're universally horrific. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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