LETSGOBROWNIES Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Starless said: "I call the big one Bitey." My shed would be a giant bonfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, Starless said: "I call the big one Bitey." Nope, nope, nope, nope. Kill it with all the fire. ALL of the fire. Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 See...don't really have a problem with spiders so long as I can't see them. Good pest killers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, Desperado82 said: See...don't really have a problem with spiders so long as I can't see them. Good pest killers. What do they kill that’s worse to have around than a spider? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Yeah. If we could quit quoting that picture, that'd be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Starless said: "I call the big one Bitey." By golly if I have to see this picture one more time I might just faint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apparition Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: What do they kill that’s worse to have around than a spider? Mosquitoes and flies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Starless said: Mosquitoes and flies. And roaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 41 minutes ago, Starless said: Mosquitoes and flies. So does this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter2_1 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I'd nuke my entire county if I saw that monstrosity. Not just my shed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter2_1 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Also, the next person to quote it will get a strongly worded email of disproval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) I cleaned out a storage shed once that was infested with brown recluse spiders. Had the species confirmed by someone who knows that sort of thing. I went in to start cleaning it out, I moved a single box and saw like a dozen of them scramble away from the bottom. I left immediately, but eventually went back. When I did, I went in with a full skiimask, goggles, compression shirt, three gloves on each hand taped at my wrist and I taped the opening between my shoes and pants. It was terrifying. It was terrifying, but I am also a man, so I manned up and I did it after taking the necessary precautions. You're all sounding like girlie men. Like legitimate remove your mancard girlie men. Spiders kill bugs and are literally THE best pest control you can get. If you see a spider and you kill it, you're literally a moron because spiders are fiercely territorial. If there's one spider, there won't be more spiders, so every spider you kill is literally an invitation to more/other spiders coming in, and they will get in. If they get in, however, you're eliminating cockroaches, flies, mosquitoes and all other manner of disgusting bugs. There are 35,000 species of spiders, and of those 35,000 species of spiders, about ten of them are aggressive. I had a wolf spider crawl across my face when I was trying to sleep once and, recognizing it was a spider, I was a man with actual testicles and I gently and calmly let it crawl onto my hand so that I could place it onto the ground to continue being a territorial creature that eliminates pests... For free. It's literally like a gaggle of high school girls in here right now. Edited January 2, 2018 by HorizontoZenith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, HorizontoZenith said: It's literally like a gaggle of high school girls in here right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontTazeMeBro Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Screw you Apple! I’m not updating my phone to see what giphy.webp is. You’re not destroying another one of my devices. I know wtf planned obsolescence is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 34 minutes ago, HorizontoZenith said: [A bunch of crap I don't believe] So, you literally take everything you read...literally? Man, this internet thing is NOT for you. For the record, I'm sure each of us has killed a spider or two (or three, I'd we're really feeling saucy). Do we like seeing them? No, but many of us are fathers and husbands, so we do what we have to do. Between this and the other 12,643 posts of yours, I'm certain you're overcompensating for something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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