ramssuperbowl99 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: My wife an I had a serious talk about children in our future. She told me she wanted to have a kid at about 30 apparently “that’s just 3 years away. You gotta give a guy a heads up about that stuff” wasn’t an appropriate answer tyty lemme borrow your kids for a week to prove a point Step 1: Undercover vasectomy Step 2: Just keep trying when the time comes. You're welcome. EDIT: Btw Undercover Vasectomy also works as a band name. You're double welcome. Edited April 17, 2018 by ramssuperbowl99 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: My wife an I had a serious talk about children in our future. She told me she wanted to have a kid at about 30 apparently “that’s just 3 years away. You gotta give a guy a heads up about that stuff” wasn’t an appropriate answer tyty lemme borrow your kids for a week to prove a point My oldest is as bad as a 4 y/o can get probably. Have at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gnat Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: My wife an I had a serious talk about children in our future. She told me she wanted to have a kid at about 30 Tell her that all kids are born at 0, not at 30, and if you got a 30 year old, it's probably kidnapping. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Tyty said: My oldest is as bad as a 4 y/o can get probably. Have at it He literally just pooped in his closet when I posted this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Actuslly Tyty those before/after pics @LETSGOBROWNIES was talking about might be just as effective as borrowing your 4 year old terror my wife is a therapist that specifically works with children, I’m afraid she could tame your child and that would just reinforce everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, The Gnat said: So the technology I'm trying to use hasn't worked at all for me. It's really dumb and most likely just a poor designing situation, however, I can find reference to a conference from 2014 about using the two technologies together that I'm trying to get to work together, and it's frustrating, I want to find something current and useful to me, not just information about a conference. did you consult with Clippy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVillain112 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: my wife is a therapist that specifically works with children, I’m afraid she could tame your child and that would just reinforce everything You arrange it, I'll take bets on who wins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 minute ago, TheVillain112 said: You arrange it, I'll takes bets on who wins... Well I feel like I’m guaranteed to come out the loser here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: my wife is a therapist that specifically works with children, I’m afraid she could tame your child and that would just reinforce everything then tyty wont be able to blame the kid for all the poop in the closet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 minute ago, MathMan said: then tyty wont be able to blame the kid for all the poop in the closet. But I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVillain112 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: Well I feel like I’m guaranteed to come out the loser here Yeah, that bet is off the board. 1 kid isn't bad if he/she isn't a terror. I'm avoiding having kid #2 like the plague, thankfully my wife thinks she's too old for another kid now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: But I will ah, i see your plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 minute ago, TheVillain112 said: thankfully my wife thinks she's too old for another kid now... How long do I gotta hold out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 For real though the idea of bringing a child into this world terrifies me and I don’t know what to do about it. I never really wanted a kid, wife didn’t either for the longest time and we just thought we wouldn’t ever have them. Now she works with kids and is changing her mind. I’m alright with that and coming around on the idea but it’s a lot to wrap my head around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Just now, domepatrol91 said: For real though the idea of bringing a child into this world terrifies me and I don’t know what to do about it. I never really wanted a kid, wife didn’t either for the longest time and we just thought we wouldn’t ever have them. Now she works with kids and is changing her mind. I’m alright with that and coming around on the idea but it’s a lot to wrap my head around give them minecraft and you will never see them again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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