Dome Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Not arrest worthy, but one time my friend actually had a basket full of highly questionable items just per chance, and didn’t realize it until he noticed the cashiers reaction. i don’t 100% remember all he had but there were definitely kneepads (like for construction), condoms and SOS pads lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Car battery, jumper cables, a kitchen knife, a book on basic human anatomy, and a hardcover copy of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 F it this whole thread is getting all my daily likes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Shady Slim said: and you’ve only got one goal: to make the guy at the checkout call the cops on you in five items or less so what have you got i’m going with turpentine, electrical tape, zip ties, a camera and a packet of easy mac What the **** is a Big W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 6 hours ago, ET80 said: Chain saw, duct tape, trash bags, condoms, bleach. Swap out the duct tape for a bag of lollipops for optimal chance of getting ya boomed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Malfatron said: 2 christmas dresses for dogs, a big bottle of cheap vodka, giant jar of peanut butter Can I pick the 5th item? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dome said: Can I pick the 5th item? please do:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Malfatron said: please do:) Just a dog leash/collar combo. deal is you have to ask if they make both the dog dresses and collar in “human sizes, but still made for dogs... alive humans” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 stepladder, nylon rope, book on knot-tying, notebook, pack of pens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 This dawned on me last year when I was helping to put up our baseball field wind screen (I'm a coach). 1. Zip Ties 2. Bear Grylls utility knife (serrated blade on one end, sharp to a point on the other) 3. Gloves 4. Trash Bags *Actual list* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 makeup, black callography sharpie, green hair dye, lipstick, temporary tattoo paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Green Bay Packers merchandise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 I’m also offended that Meijer was left off the list. (Even though only people from the Midwest would know it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdallr Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 5 jumbo bottles of bleach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady Slim Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 On 16/11/2018 at 2:26 PM, mission27 said: What the **** is a Big W it’s what the steelers are gonna eat when new england comes to heinz lol nah it’s just target but everything’s blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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