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Just now, ET80 said:

And they can't charge a husband and wife for the same crime...so, @Tyty you gotta marry her again.

That's good legal advice. @Tyty I've posted a lot of nonsense in this thread but I'd take this seriously. Always keep your drugs and weapons together in plain view so any cop knows it's double jeopardy, and always be married so they can't charge both of you.

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4 minutes ago, ET80 said:

...totes gonna call the feds on that crystal meth in your dashboard now.

Maybe you should lessen your focus from moving meth from my spare tire to my dashboard and focus more on the milkman sprayin milk all over your house

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10 minutes ago, ET80 said:

Finnegan GMC! Finnegan Chevrolet! Fashion Nova! C'mon ad fairy, don't let me down!

“Find horny single milkmen near you!”

”milk stores hate him! Click here to see how this milkman has stayed in business despite lessening demand!”

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Just now, Tyty said:

“Find horny single milkmen near you!”

”milk stores hate him! Click here to see how this milkman has stayed in business despite lessening demand!”

Now you're trying too hard. Less is more, son.

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3 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said:

you're never more than 3 feet away from a hot, single, middle aged woman who's dtf at any given time.

Yeah but that’s just cuz we both work from home and her office is next to mine.

 

But I don’t mean me specifically, I mean the rest of these chumps.  

Im speaking for the common man here, like @Tyty.

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