ramssuperbowl99 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Thelonebillsfan said: Fam, the new Playstation comes out next year, that's clearly priority #1. Only weirdo's pay someone to "care for their child". tyty, I spoke to a divorce attorney who is also an above ground pool salesman, and he said your best legal argument is to have @ET80 formally adopt you so that you can argue to the court that you are a child, then your ex wife and your dad would have to pay you child support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelonebillsfan Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 TBH I didn't even know midgets were allowed to get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Tyty said: There’s a lot of sarcastic and “yer gonna get got” comments but a few genuine ones and the one that helps the most is buying it via money order and recording her signing it over so it can’t be construed that I took it without a transaction. The car has a plethora of issues that I noticed yesterday which knocked down the price considerably. She doesn’t want the car cause her and her boyfriend are ogres and the car isn’t big enough for their new incoming spawn. Some more advice... 3 hours ago, ET80 said: Or an unlicensed gun. Or some drugs. I'm only half joking on this. Search that car inside and out before taking ownership of it. We've established she's crazy, and we've established he's got a criminal record - so it's not totally beyond them to drop in a snub-nose, or some crystal meth in the car to get you into a ton of trouble. If something like this happens, you have to consider that you'll be telling the cops the truth if you're caught with it... And how EVERYONE who gets caught with illegal guns or drugs say the exact same thing, so nobody will believe you. I cannot stress how bad of an idea this is. Downside far outweighs the upside (which is virtually non-existent). https://www.autotrader.com Start here. Find something, ANYTHING else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelonebillsfan Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 You can buy a beater car for a grand or two and run it into the dirt while you save up to get an actual vehicle. That's pretty much all my old man does, he's never spent more than $2K on a car in his life. Just runs it into the ground for a year then gets another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 Y’all came close to breaking me but you did not succeed... FOR I CRRRRRUSHED YOU ALL INTO THE GRRROUND AND GRINDED YOUR BONES TO DIRT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tyty said: Y’all came close to breaking me but you did not succeed... FOR I CRRRRRUSHED YOU ALL INTO THE GRRROUND AND GRINDED YOUR BONES TO DIRT Are we really supposed to resist making a bone marrow joke here? This is cruel on your part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossburg Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 This thread to FF is what LeBron James is to the NBA. From his rookie year you knew this man was headed to the HOF, just like you knew from the first page this thread is going into the FF HOF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Are we really supposed to resist making a bone marrow joke here? This is cruel on your part. I’ve never been a naysayer about cancer jokes, roast this piggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mossburg said: This thread to FF is what LeBron James is to the NBA. From his rookie year you knew this man was headed to the HOF, just like you knew from the first page this thread is going into the FF HOF. This is like machine gun kelly. Smoking tree police man thread was Eminem. It’ll try but it’ll never reach the holy plains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mossburg said: This thread to FF is what LeBron James is to the NBA. From his rookie year you knew this man was headed to the HOF, just like you knew from the first page this thread is going into the FF HOF. This thread is to FF what Phillip Rivers is to the NFL. It'll go in the HoF but really more than anything you just want it to pull out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Tyty said: I’ve never been a naysayer about cancer jokes, roast this piggy. Oh and I guess now we arent supposed to call you fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Matts4313 said: She also says that if a chick is preggo good luck on getting divorced. The child will be presumed yours. your girl clearly hates women @ET80 sic 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 20 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Oh and I guess now we arent supposed to call you fat. I mean, I’d prefer phat but you do you. Also my hair is receding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Checking back to see if it’s been confirmed that she robbed @Tyty of his $1100 yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Just now, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Checking back to see if it’s been confirmed that she robbed @Tyty of his $1100 yet? No, but he's paying child support for a kid that's not his, so it's a wash at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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