ninjapirate Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Jroc04 said: Phils got the Vanimal tonight. @ninjapirate, remember that short start where he was dealing? lol He looked legit. I think he was good for like half a season in pittsburgh too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 So my Tinder game is on the upswing fellas. I changed up my profile and the hits are pouring in. Believe it or not, it actually has to do with Zeke elliot. My profile says "Nobody reads the bio, if you did read this send me a message with with Zeke Elliots signature move (hint: its feed me)". So every time a girl sends me a message that says "FEED ME!!!" - I respond "I guess thats one way to ask someone on a date. Where did you want to go?". Its literally had 100% success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 32 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: So my Tinder game is on the upswing fellas. I changed up my profile and the hits are pouring in. Believe it or not, it actually has to do with Zeke elliot. My profile says "Nobody reads the bio, if you did read this send me a message with with Zeke Elliots signature move (hint: its feed me)". So every time a girl sends me a message that says "FEED ME!!!" - I respond "I guess thats one way to ask someone on a date. Where did you want to go?". Its literally had 100% success. All of this is gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, ninjapirate said: All of this is gross. Maybe gross, but I am about to go on a date with a 25 year old in school to be a surgeon who is easily an 8. She's a Cowboys fan. Worked out A OKAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Just now, Matts4313 said: Maybe gross, but I am about to go on a date with a 25 year old in school to be a surgeon who is easily an 8. She's a Cowboys fan. Worked out A OKAY. You shouldn't be asking ladies about Ewoks on Tinder it's just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Just now, ninjapirate said: You shouldn't be asking ladies about Ewoks on Tinder it's just weird. Ewoks get action. Everyone knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Matts4313 said: Maybe gross, but I am about to go on a date with a 25 year old in school to be a surgeon who is easily an 8. She's a Cowboys fan. Worked out A OKAY. She's a Cowboys fan so she is automatically bumped down to a 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 20 hours ago, Remixxxxxxx said: ISTP - i don't know if i'd consider myself an introvert but the rest is pretty accurate. Could be like me where you're so close to the middle and it's just ever so slightly so. Then you think about those super introverted kids who always keep to themselves and think "Naw homeslice, I ain't nuttin like dem" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey5djh Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 13 hours ago, Jroc04 said: Phils got the Vanimal tonight. @ninjapirate, remember that short start where he was dealing? lol He looked legit. Hey, we got a solid few years of of Ben Revere for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Hockey5djh said: Hey, we got a solid few years of of Ben Revere for him. Ah, the golden age of Gentle Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlesthought Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 The small sample size of 1 doesn't mean your tinder game is on the upswing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 57 minutes ago, nlesthought said: The small sample size of 1 doesn't mean your tinder game is on the upswing. Twice, jerk. I actually connected with more, but those were the only two that responded "feed me". But both laughed at my response and immediately gave me their phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted September 15, 2017 Author Share Posted September 15, 2017 She's an 8/10, likes football enough to know Zeke's trademark, and is into STEM? That's a dude bro. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Phire said: She's an 8/10, likes football enough to know Zeke's trademark, and is into STEM? That's a dude bro. I havent met her yet - she could easily be level 10 crazy. The matrix is never wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: I havent met her yet - she could easily be level 10 crazy. The matrix is never wrong. The only ten is gonna be in her pants breh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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