Phire Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 It was like people felt obligated to post about it like dudes relax we got it the first two hundred times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, Phire said: I think eclipses are cool but holy dear lord the hype is/was insane. The worst. Social media age defined. The friggin worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 The 5 types of people you will most likely encounter in Oregon. Hippies/Communist/Freeloaders/No life only drum circles, festivals and drugs. Hipsters/Artist/Scenesters Trailer Trash/Redneck/Backwoods -There are more trailers-mobile homes- RV's here then trees i swear. The pretend cowboy/"i'm from the country" guy who is from the suburbs. Super Political/Always Triggered Left People who don't do anything but be offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Bednarik60 said: I was like 20 and once got so browned out at a party, and my ex was there with a dude who was supposed to be my friend(lol that was his way of saying we weren't friends, just show up to a party with my ex, so white trash) .. I was cool with my ex being there with that idiot, i got over it, and wanted to get laid by the other chick (so i thought) It was Christmas time and I remember i was chugging winter 8-10% IPA and taking vodka shots, and smoking reeefer with my boys, having a great time. I didn't care about my ex and was into some different girl there and was thinking i was going to get laid with her right. So i'm partying in the kitchen drinking , smoking... and suddenly i wondered into the living room And i saw my ex was on the lap of this dude and i don't even remember but apparently they were in a chair and i just tackle him , Roy Williams horse collar style in the chair lol, threw him right out of the chair and suddenly the entire party was trying to stop me/pull me from this kid. LOL and i remember wrestling my other friends who a few of them aren't happy about it 10 years later lol. My ex friend Tyler will never talk to me again after that night lol. I remember grabbing some Ortiments off the Christmas tree and throwing them at that kid lol the glass balls and stuff I, haha i don't remember throwing the entire Christmas Treee at the kid but i did. I trashed that house in about 7 minutes-9 minutes tops. I kinda remember being dragged out of the house/being put in my friends car but don't remember how i got home, woke up in my living room, floor. The kids house we were at, who we were cool, was a sh$%^ talker tho(always the first to throw me under the bus to the ladddies) so i didn't care when he told me i ruined his Christmas lol, kinda made me happy. Jesus, this is the most b60 story ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Bednarik60 said: The 6 types of people you will most likely encounter in Oregon. Hippies/Communist/Freeloaders/No life only drum circles, festivals and drugs. Hipsters/Artist/Scenesters Trailer Trash/Redneck/Backwoods -There are more trailers-mobile homes- RV's here then trees i swear. The pretend cowboy/"i'm from the country" guy who is from the suburbs. Super Political/Always Triggered Left People who don't do anything but be offended. Chip Kelly FIFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Chip Kelly sold his house in Oregon. So my dream of pulling blondes with Chip in Eugene, Oregon is dead bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 23 minutes ago, Bednarik60 said: Chip Kelly sold his house in Oregon. So my dream of pulling blondes with Chip in Eugene, Oregon is dead bro. He would have traded you for a smoothie maker and a LB coming off an ACL anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltman Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 hey I'm back from vacation and very little internet, anything good I missed the last 5 days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marky_b27 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Bednarik60 said: The 5 types of people you will most likely encounter in Oregon. Hippies/Communist/Freeloaders/No life only drum circles, festivals and drugs. Hipsters/Artist/Scenesters Trailer Trash/Redneck/Backwoods -There are more trailers-mobile homes- RV's here then trees i swear. The pretend cowboy/"i'm from the country" guy who is from the suburbs. Super Political/Always Triggered Left People who don't do anything but be offended. So which one are you @Bednarik60? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, marky_b27 said: So which one are you @Bednarik60? So this is confusing but i would probably fall under bad stereo type of Italian Americans from back east and/or Washington State stereotype then i would a Oregon one. 1. My childhood was weird AF. I was raised by my dad , a introverted Italian who is from Philadelphia who only watched sports at home and cooked Spaghetti, there was no in between. This isn't a exaggeration. He would take me to football practice but sit on the opposite side of the field of all the other parents and eat fruit and spaghetti and read book lol, never talked to anyone for more then 5 minutes. So culturally i was pretty much shut out, like getting other kids to come to my house or to go there house was back breaking painful, cause my dad didn't want to talk on the phone or to the face of any parents, he would be like "What? I ain't talkin to no one, i'm watching the Phillies and i'm making clams and spaghetti tonight." ... LOL. 2. My dad raised me in the suburbs of Portland which is really Washington lol. So if you look where Portland is right up above is Vancouver, Washington and that blue line going down the center represents a giant river separating Oregon and Washington, called the Columbia River. So this picture is taken from Vancouver Washington looking out at Portland Oregon. That is the I-5 bridge over the Columbia River, the river the separates the two states. I lived in Portland when i was really young and grew up around when i lived in Vancouver and lived in it as a adult. But never really fell into any scene in Oregon. And i live in Vancouver, WA right meow. Edited August 22, 2017 by Bednarik60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 I feel like we need the @Bednarik60 tell all autobiography, or the mini series on Netfix or the 3 hour rock opera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 I actually didn't know Portland was right on the border with WA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlash Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 I only know states/cities/regions based on the amount of great breweries they have. Portland is solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Yo - I got Tinder to knock this dry spell, and a hot 21 year old just liked me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jlash Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: Yo - I got Tinder to knock this dry spell, and a hot 21 year old just liked me. Gonna go in there like the 2016 Rams. 3 & out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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