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It's Always Sunny Mafia: Game Over, Cults Win


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The Gang Solves Mafia:

7:58 PM on a Monday.

The Gang is congregated at one of the most charming establishments in all of Philadelphia: Paddy's Pub.  Dee has brought a rousing new game to the attention of The Gang that she explained as "Mafia."  The Gang is uninterested, until Dee tells everyone that there is a prize for winning.  Then, it is on.

CAWWWWWW

LET'S PLAY!  I'MMA LYNCH CHARLIE RIGHT OFF THE BA

There are going to be n----- hanging from the rafters.

okay Hitler

WHERE DID SHE COME FROM, NO I'M NOT RACIST

Whatever, Charlie.

CAWWWWWWWWWW

Wait, how do we play?

CAWWWWWWWWWWWW

?????

She said you wait until the last 30 minutes of the day phase to do anything.

Dee, you god damn *****, that doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, Deandra, why would we do that?

CAWWWWWWWWWW

Dee, you bird, shut up.

Hahahahahaha, yeah.  Stupid bird, shut up.

Yeah, bird. Hahaha

Alright, how about we remove the time limit?  You know, that way we are forced to play proactively or not at all.

We're not taking advice from the illiterate of the group.

No, he's right, that's what the rules say.

wat.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

The crowd all moved toward the door, outraged that the Game Host was lying in wait with a major rule change that went unannounced because he's tired of their Mafia deficiencies.  The Crowd is about to reach the door when someone calls through the bar.

Hey! Wait! Look, a body! No, really! A real body.

Someone walked up to the body the person is gesturing at a poked it with an umbrella.

***** is dead.

SwAg is dead.  He was Dumpster Baby All Grown Up, Taken From Us Too Soon, The Gang-Aligned.

Aight, none of y'all sons of ******* are leaving until we find out what happened to DB.

Frank, lock the door!

It is now Day 1.  With 13 alive and voting, it is 7 to lynch.

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