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Overwatch Mafia 2.0 - Game Over - The Six Stack Wins!!!

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[Writeups have no deeper meaning. Associations between characters/players in writeups are determined solely by the lynch wagon. I'm just trying to include some story]

 

Malfatron was moving his reticle frantically, trying to find a target. His shots kept darting off to the right, and he kept watching his team take damage.

“Hey, Malf? You wanna quit throwing the game?!” yelled a teammate. “Can you switch to Mercy or something? You haven't hit a shot yet!”

“I've got 10 accounts all in top 500, dude!” Malf snapped back as he ducked away from Danger's swinging hammer. “I'm an Ana main! I was invited to C9 as a support but I turned it down! You're still here stuck in low GM because you're *** at this game!”

Danger's pursuit was relentless, and Malf backed through a doorway and turned and ran towards the safety of his team. His movement began to slow. “******* Mei!!” Malf yelled as he quickly flicked his reticle and fired a sleep dart right into Woz's chest.

Bullets began to whiz past his head, and he turned to see Rack a few hundred feet away. “Hahahahaha!!! Hahahaha!! Look at this Widow!! She's so trash!!! She can't even hit me when I'm slowed by Mei!!” He continued to run towards his team.

He soon heard a familiar chain gun sound coming from behind him. “Bastion!!! Bastion!!! They switched to Bastion!!!” Malf yelled into his comms. He jumped around like a madman. “Maybe I can avoid him long enough to get my sleep dart back,” he thought. It was all for naught, however, when Swag bashed him with his shield, stunning him long enough to finally let Forge take him down.

 

@Malfatron has been killed by proper focus fire! He joined this game as a member of the Six Stack

 

“I'm gonna flank around and get a pick,” Dome said to his team as he pulled off to the left. He had pulled this move on Hanamura a thousand times, and there was always just one dude guarding this side. He jumped over the ledge and landed on the other side.

“Looking for me?” he heard as flashes of purple began to appear on the corners of the screen. He dove away.

“Oh I'll find you Orca,” Dome thought as he began to look around. “He's probably got that big health pack hacked.”

He peeked the corner and watched as a Translocator grenade flew past his face. He spun quickly and uppercut, revealing Orca as he was knocked into the air. Dome charged his Rocket Punch, and he soon bashed Orca into the wall.

 

“Hey! Hey! Someone help me with this Doomfist!” Orca yelled to his team. “Doomfist outside on the right!!”

“I gotchu fam!” MD4L said as he raced outside. He was fast. He'd put a clip into Doomfist's head really quickly and head back to the team fight.

He was too late, and he all he saw was the skull icon over Orca's dead character. “Where is he?!” MD4L asked as he blinked forward.

“Meteor Strike!” Dome yelled as he landed on top of MD4L, killing him instantly.

“WHOOOO!!!!” Dome shouted into his mic. “THAT'S TWO PICKS!!! LET'S GOOOO!!!!”

Dome continued his plan of going up and around, but as soon as he rounded the corner, he was met by Forge staring him right in the face. Dome paused for a moment while he watched Forge charge up his chain gun.

“Bastion! Bastion! I need help with the Bastion!!” Dome yelled as he Seismic Slammed out of the way.

All of a sudden, he began to glow bright blue.

“Hell yeah Ana!!! Thank you!!!” Dome screamed as he leapt out in front of Forge, charging his Rocket Punch. Forge soon found himself smashed into bits against the wall.

“I'M A GOD!!!!!!! I'M A GOD!!!! THAT'S OUR POINT!!!!!!!!” Dome kept shouting as he jumped around for joy.

@The Orca has been killed! He joined this game in Solo Queue

@MD4L has been killed! He joined this game in Solo Queue

@Forge has been killed! He joined this game in Solo Queue

 

 

Swag was pushing forward with his shield. That dirty Ana on the other team kept putting him to sleep the last game and he was determined to get that ****er!

He soon came under fire and began to back away. “Can I get some healing?” he asked politely into the mic.

“Dude, you're way up almost to the enemy's base. You're feeding!”

Swag swung his hammer furiously, determined to keep himself up. He continued to back away, but he was soon surrounded.

@SwAg was caught out of position and picked off! He joined this game in Solo Queue

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Day 2

1. ET - McCree (Split Triple Voter) –

2. Gopher - Lucio (1-shot Multiple Loverizer) -

3. Dome – Doomfist (2-shot Vigilante) –

5. Tk3 – Pharah (Bus Driver) –

7. Flacco – Zarya (Non-Consecutive Doctor) –

8. Rack – Widowmaker (Watcher) –

10. Woz – Mei (2-shot Lynchproof) –

11. Matts – D.Va (Lynchproof Maker) –

12. Fin – Junkrat (Vengeful Vigilante) –

14. Danger – Reinhardt (1-shot Multiple Roleblocker) –

16. Rick – Mercy (1-shot Governor) –

17. Rag – Hanzo (Tracker) –

18. Mwil – Zenyatta (Loverizer/Haterizer) –

19. James – Winston (Odd-night Jailkeeper) –

20. Bcb – Moira (Strong Loverizer) –

21. Naz – Reaper (2-shot Commuter) –

22. Touch – Orisa (1-shot Vote Motivator) -

23. Counselor – Baptiste (1-shot Multiple Governor) –

24. Squire – Soldier 76 (Vanilla Townie) –

 

Vote Count (10 to lynch)
(-2) Rack – (Moira), (Moira)

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