Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, SwAg said: wtf She wants to be supreme court. I keep telling her that being a right wing, pot head, bisexual is not the right path. But she is an over achiever. PS: What is she testing for? It is really slipping my mind. Its not accredited.. But its a test you can only take once every 10 years and its super hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: She wants to be supreme court. I keep telling her that being a right wing, pot head, bisexual is not the right path. But she is an over achiever. PS: What is she testing for? It is really slipping my mind. Its not accredited.. But its a test you can only take once every 10 years and its super hard. The loving Matts test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: She wants to be supreme court. I keep telling her that being a right wing, pot head, bisexual is not the right path. But she is an over achiever. PS: What is she testing for? It is really slipping my mind. Its not accredited.. But its a test you can only take once every 10 years and its super hard. the Turing test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: The girl I date opened her own law practice at 23. @Ragnarok and @SwAg didnt even pass the bar until they were 34. She is about to be what ever that thing is above just being a lawyer, she asked me to help, thats when I realized I was actually stupid. I actually am 34. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, Counselor said: The loving Matts test Im not kidding when I just looked up "exam" in my text messages and the 1st result was her texting me all the Eagles OL in a naked spread for Sprots illustrated cover saying "Exam this". I seriously cant find the name of the test she is taking and its killing me. She has said it 1M times, but Ive had a long day and my brain is stupid as we established. I cant ask her what its called. It seems like I dont care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, Ragnarok said: I actually am 34. Me too. Now can you help me out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, Matts4313 said: Im not kidding when I just looked up "exam" in my text messages and the 1st result was her texting me all the Eagles OL in a naked spread for Sprots illustrated cover saying "Exam this". I seriously cant find the name of the test she is taking and its killing me. She has said it 1M times, but Ive had a long day and my brain is stupid as we established. I cant ask her what its called. It seems like I dont care. Anal width test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Ragnarok said: I actually am 34. 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Me too. Now can you help me out? I dunno. 1 minute ago, Counselor said: 32 No one asked you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 If she’s with Matts, it should probably be an STD test. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 That sounds like something your crazy libertarian girlfriend made up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, theuntouchable said: If she’s with Matts, it should probably be an STD test. You arent wrong. I went wild on tinder after my divorce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Heard Matts and Manti Teo went on a double date with their girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, SwAg said: Plus, it's also a song by Logic, and this is Mafia, and I'm the epitome of logic, so it's one of those Ogre references: one with layers. Like a parfait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whicker Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I dated a girl smarter than me once. It’s hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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