NudeTayne Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Kiwibrown said: I was there, getting quoted every 5 seconds it felt like. it was exactly like being in the trenches in WW1 You fought well. Now you may rest. Good night, sweet prince. *kisses forehead tenderly then puts silver dollars on Kiwi's eyes before walking away in contemplation.* *on second thought walks back, takes silver dollars back, closes Kiwi's eyes this time and puts nickels on them. It only covers most of the eye area. It looks kind of gross. Looks around then leaves hastily* @pnies20, you were a bit cavalier with that handling of the deadly brain parasite slug and it has sadly spread to Australia. Thoughts and prayers. Edited November 17, 2019 by NudeTayne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgX Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, NudeTayne said: You fought well. Now you may rest. Good night, sweet prince. *kisses forehead tenderly then puts silver dollars on Kiwi's eyes before walking away in contemplation.* *on second thought walks back, takes silver dollars back, closes Kiwi's eyes this time and puts nickels on them. It only covers most of the eye area. It looks kind of gross. Looks around then leaves hastily* @pnies20, you were a bit cavalier with that handling of the deadly brain parasite slug and it has sadly spread to Australia. Thoughts and prayers. You should really write an erotic novel or something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, DawgX said: You should really write an erotic novel or something. Hmm...Tayne's erotic memoirs eh...all true stories in much more vivid detail--impersonations of noises of animals that sounds closest to the noises, eh...you don't live in Texas or would be willing to cover the $500 fine if so, eh...check your inbox. For now, a taste: "Tayne glides his broad, almost too archetypally masculine padded tongue firmly-but-fairly up the mighty base of his thumb, haughtily flipping the Voltron assemblage of crumble-creased, adhesed pages, a feather tease feigning substance to prevent entrance but sole in its purpose to be violated then cast aside, wrung out yet fully satiated." Moist yet? Edited November 17, 2019 by NudeTayne This was just recounting studying Tayne's beat up dictionary for his 2nd grade spelling bee. Geesh. You're all on a searchable list now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 44 minutes ago, NudeTayne said: Hmm...Tayne's erotic memoirs eh...all true stories in much more vivid detail--impersonations of noises of animals that sounds closest to the noises, eh...you don't live in Texas or would be willing to cover the $500 fine if so, eh...check your inbox. For now, a taste: "Tayne glides his broad, almost too archetypally masculine padded tongue firmly-but-fairly up the mighty base of his thumb, haughtily flipping the Voltron assemblage of crumble-creased, adhesed pages, a feather tease feigning substance to prevent entrance but sole in its purpose to be violated then cast aside, wrung out yet fully satiated." Moist yet? Fulltayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgX Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 6 hours ago, NudeTayne said: Hmm...Tayne's erotic memoirs eh...all true stories in much more vivid detail--impersonations of noises of animals that sounds closest to the noises, eh...you don't live in Texas or would be willing to cover the $500 fine if so, eh...check your inbox. For now, a taste: "Tayne glides his broad, almost too archetypally masculine padded tongue firmly-but-fairly up the mighty base of his thumb, haughtily flipping the Voltron assemblage of crumble-creased, adhesed pages, a feather tease feigning substance to prevent entrance but sole in its purpose to be violated then cast aside, wrung out yet fully satiated." Moist yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, DawgX said: *adult Tayne dressed really young blushes and giggles uncomfortably from all the aggressive compliments @DawgX greasily slathers on the memoirs, @DawgX mostly short of breath as he murmurs the m word mostly inaudibly to himself: *Chris Hansen walks in to find @DawgX by himself in Tayne's home feverishly yet methodically pacing round the memoirs, a shark orbiting closer to that blood, magnetized toward unavoidable yet full sensual revery***. *Chris pans empty house and Tayne's memoirs strewn haphazardly about. In fact, all @DawgX has on is a leather cabby beret. As Dawgx asks who Chris is, Chris walks out of the room, returning with an old pizza in a tattered box**** and a sixer of ice cold Schmitts, two bottles conspicuously absent. Chris pointedly makes available both items on the table beside the literary treasures before nodding toward an empty stool on which @DawgX eyes placing his bare ***.* tl;dr have a seat for Christ's sake tl;dr hope that's a tasty last slice, sicko tl;dr could have avoided a life behind bars if you'd only read the edit section 🤷. Oh, you WANT to go to prison?? Better odds, you say? 🤔 Oh. Well. Shoot. This is backfiring. ***Tayne's R&B soul boy band from '90-'92 until its real star Tayne had his talent recognized and was asked to make his debut as the cartoon wolf in Paula Abdul's award winning, "Opposites Attract". They had success on a global scale, known as Ghar Tayne in the German market: https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghar_Tayne*** ****never mind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mind Character Posted December 24, 2019 Author Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) Do not be deceived by the upcoming Bengals game. We will go no huddle and play with pace in an attempt for Freddie to make people fall in He Gets Us again. Freddie in his Monday presser likely internalized the criticism about pace. We will look explosive as an offense and Baker will play his best game. Nick Chubb will run wild in an effort to get him the rushing title. As a result, our entire passing game will open up and Freddie will fall into success. It will all be illusion. And so many of you poor bastards will fall for it. Bengals are the worst team in the league. Nigh. Edited December 24, 2019 by Mind Character Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, Mind Character said: Do not be deceived by the upcoming Bengals game. We will go no huddle and play with pace in an attempt for Freddie to make people fall in He Gets Us again. Freddie in his Monday presser likely internalized the criticism about pace. We will look explosive as an offense and Baker will play his best game. Nick Chubb will run wild in an effort to get him the rushing title. As a result, our entire passing game will open up and Freddie will fall into success. It will all be illusion. And so many of you poor bastards will fall for it. Bengals are the worst team in the league. Nigh. You are wrong, if it feela good ita right and what we need. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceb Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Kiwibrown said: You are wrong, if it feela good ita right and what we need. We need false hope? We already have plenty of that. Edited December 24, 2019 by bruceb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 I don’t think a week 17 win against the crap Bengals will do him any good tbh. The hay is already in the barn, he’s in over his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) Nothing is going to move the meter for me at this point in the season tbh. Wasted a year of development at quarterback, wasted new acquisitions, and a coach that simply did not pan out. I’m not even sure that we stayed put as far as development this year. I feel like we are further behind it then we ended last season with regression offensively and bad habits possibly formed at QB. What a total loss. Meanwhile, Baltimore hit big-time on their second year quarterback. And Cincinnati is about to snag Burrow. Personally, I think he is closer to Kirk Cousins than Tom Brady. With that said though, he will be a joy for some quarterback coach to work with and seems to at least have what it takes to want to be successful in this league. We came into the season with the belief that we were moving forward and there was a real advantage in the AFC North that could be on a decline. I don’t feel that way at all right now. Edited December 24, 2019 by NateDawg 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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