Matts4313 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Let me tell you something about pies, @ET80 Once - when I was a strapping young lad - I was out with Puthax, my brother from another mother. We had just left a house party and were going to downtown to drink more. We parked by the sidewalk and we're getting ready to go to a bar when a car with some HOT women drove by - let me tell you, these chicks were HOT LAVA, just straight 119 octane HOT LAVA. Puthax liked to think of himself as a ladies man, so he decided to walk up to the car and talk to the ladies. Puthax had been drinking 151 all night, so his coordination was off to the left, relatively speaking. He walked up to this car, didn't realize he was close to the end of the sidewalk and BAM! He fell, face first into the ground - just SMACK, forehead first. Me, being the friend that I am - I started laughing, hysterically. So, now - not only is Puthax drunk, but he's probably nursing a concussion at this point. About 10 years later in life he had a situation with a detached retina - wouldn't be surprised if that was related. We make our way into the bar (Puthax sporting a fat lip and huge gash across his nose) and he immediately goes into a sob story about how he was beat up by some cops. I shrug my shoulders - if that's the story for the night, I'll play wingman to it. Night wraps up, we leave. Puthax is still concussed and drunk (retina is still attached, I think) and we start walking to Amiskizoni's apartment (his parents were stupid rich) when we see two cops patrolling the area. "It's THEM!" Puthax screams. The concussion and 151 somehow worked in his brain to convince him his sob story was true; Falling off the curb was now merely a circumstance out in the abyss of factual stories. Puthax is now a steady stream of profanity and belligerence, all directed towards two police officers. I immediately sober up and realize the situation we're in. We're about to get arrested. Puthax was maybe a month or so away from turning 21, so that's a charge. Public Intoxication, Disorderly Conduct - all on the table. The cops immediately hear the ruckus and start making their way towards us. "Hey, stop right there," Cop A says. "Officer, I'm sorry - my friend got beat up, I'm taking him back to our apartment," I say, stammering the whole time. "Let me see some ID." Is the response. I produce my ID in record time. Puthax? Notsomuch. "I ain't got an ID! What the **** you gonna do about it, my cousin is HPD!" he screams (His cousin WAS HPD, and it did get him out of trouble before, but now wasn't the time). Cop B is not amused. Thinking quickly, I grabbed Puthax. "Let ME GO DUDE!" he screams as I grab his wallet. The cops are now merely amused while I fumble through a dozen receipts (Puthax kept good records, I'll give him that) and showed his ID. Cop B takes a look at it. "Your buddy is bleeding" Cop B observes. "YEAH, TRY THAT AGA..." I immediately grab Puthax and cover his mouth. "I'm sorry officer, he got into a fight at a bar, I'm just trying to get him home," I plead. "We're going home, we're just going home, his cousin is HPD..." (Worth a shot, right?) Cop A is clearly not amused, but Cop B seems to understand. "Get him out of here, if we see you out, you're going to jail," Cop B deadpans as he gave us back our IDs. I thank him profusely, keep both IDs and take Puthax back to the apartment. I plop Puthax on the couch, and give him some ice for his lip. It's there that I see a half eaten Pecan Pie. I ate the pie and pondered my next step. "Maybe I should set his foot on fire..." I think while I eat my 3rd slice. Back to you, @mission27 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 Alright folks the MoL is going to start running the roles and sending out the things mission is quite sober rn excelent timing Someone tell me what to do 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, mission27 said: Alright folks the MoL is going to start running the roles and sending out the things mission is quite sober rn excelent timing Someone tell me what to do @The Orca @Pickle Rick @daboyle250 @Matts4313 @FinneasGage we eatin' good tonight @mission27 send the mafia chat to me and fin first Edited April 19, 2020 by swoosh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, swoosh said: @The Orca @Pickle Rick @daboyle250 @Matts4313 @FinneasGage we eatin' good tonight @mission27 send the mafia chat to me and fin first 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Just now, daboyle250 said: Someone doesnt know the theme. Thats 5 dead dudes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Just now, Matts4313 said: Someone doesnt know the theme. Thats 5 dead dudes. mafia confirmed. crap, me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Lefty - Your very first vote in a big boy game. Im going to kill you. @Lefty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Jk Lefty. MSE - Boom, youre dead. Choo choo, lets all lynch the noob. @mse326 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MD4L Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Sup mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 wow he actually sent out roles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 Roles r out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 31 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Back to you, @mission27 Now do you believe in Rock n roll can music save your mortal sole and can you teach me how to dance real slow - Jack Daniels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 Some ground rules: If nobody does the vote count I will make no effort to do so and choose a player at random as the lynch If you do not make an effort to get your roles to me (like a huge effort) its likely I will miss your message and it will be ya boomed @TLO is unlikely to do anything useful because he has more important things to do re: Pube M who started this whole crisis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, mission27 said: Some ground rules: If nobody does the vote count I will make no effort to do so and choose a player at random as the lynch If you do not make an effort to get your roles to me (like a huge effort) its likely I will miss your message and it will be ya boomed @TLO is unlikely to do anything useful because he has more important things to do re: Pube M who started this whole crisis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, mission27 said: Now do you believe in Rock n roll can music save your mortal sole and can you teach me how to dance real slow - Jack Daniels No, music destroys mortal soles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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