Dark Souls Mafia - GAME OVER - BOSSES WIN!!

[Dome]

6 minutes ago, Matts4313 said:

All of Texas is the good part you heathen. 

Compared to what?

[Matts4313]

1 minute ago, Dome said:

Compared to what?

The rest of the world. 

[SwAg]

14 minutes ago, Matts4313 said:

All of Texas is the good part you heathen. 

but like no

[The Orca]

56 minutes ago, Counselor said:

Quarantine with Pickle or Quarantine with Orca 

Go

54 minutes ago, Counselor said:

Poker game with Whicker or Poker game with Forge

Go

Both, but a table of Whicker, Forge, Pickle, Orca, Swag, Matts would be epic

40 minutes ago, Matts4313 said:

All of Texas is the good part you heathen. 

[Pickle Rick]

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Ivan The Terrible or Attila the Hun

Go

Atilla the Hun 

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Mars or Venus

Go

Mars, I wanna terraform it one day and live there away from you people lol

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Drive In Movies or Mini Golf

Go

Mini golf, anything golf 

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Garlic Bread or Cheese Bread

Go

Combine them both, garlic cheese bread

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Pickles or Tomatoes

Go

I am a damn pickle, so pickles 

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Guacamole or Sour Cream

Go

Neither

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Death by Lion or Death by Shark 

Go

Sharks are the coolest, so sharks

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

Monster under your bed or Monster in your closet

Go

Closet

1 hour ago, Blue said:

Austin is The Good Part of Texas though

it might be the worst part of the world 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

A date with Swag or a date with Josh

Go

Swag, josh is too rough 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Quarantine with Pickle or Quarantine with Orca 

Go

Neither, those guys are too intense for me 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Bed Time stories read by Matts or Bed Time stories read by Blue

Go

Bedtime story written by blue but ready matts sounds nice lol

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Cooking lessons with Dome or Cooking lessons with Malf

Go

Malf, he has patience 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Poker game with Whicker or Poker game with Forge

Go

@Whicker bc that dude is awesome 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Sharing a Twin Bed with Swoosh or Sharing a Twin Bed with Mission

Go

swoosh, I'm fat, so I need more room 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Tea Time with Mwil or Tea Time with Rags

Go

@Ragnarok bc the tea will turn into moonshine I'm sure 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Pedicure with Counselor or Pedicure with MD4L

Go

Md4l bc he seems chill

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Bubble Bath with Daboyle or Bubble Bath with BCB

Go

Daboyle, he seems cleaner 

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Back rubs from Buff or Back rubs from Racks

Go

Racks

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Spanish lessons from Hobo or Spanish lessons from TK3 

Go

Do hobo's speak spanish...

Tk3 bc I can make him go crazy

1 hour ago, Counselor said:

Haircut by Squire or Haircut by Mega Ron

Go

Mega Ron bc I live on the wild side 

1 hour ago, Matts4313 said:

All of Texas is the good part you heathen. 

Minus Austin buddy!!

[MWil23]

13 hours ago, Counselor said:

Tea Time with Mwil or Tea Time with Rags

Go

1. I drink Coffee. I currently have peppermint tea and raspberry tea, but I do have local spun honey...so there's that

2. I'm an American. No one here cares or has cared about tea time since July 3, 1776.

3. Something tells me that @Ragnarok would make hot toddies for tea time, probably lighter on the tea and heavier on the other additives...he'd basically end up making an Old Fashioned, I'd about guarantee that. Anyone that chooses me is making a big mistake.

[Scoundrel]

2 hours ago, MWil23 said:

1. I drink Coffee. I currently have peppermint tea and raspberry tea, but I do have local spun honey...so there's that

2. I'm an American. No one here cares or has cared about tea time since July 3, 1776.

3. Something tells me that @Ragnarok would make hot toddies for tea time, probably lighter on the tea and heavier on the other additives...he'd basically end up making an Old Fashioned, I'd about guarantee that. Anyone that chooses me is making a big mistake.

No one was going to choose you for anything so had to put you somewhere 

[Ragnarok]

No one leaves tea time sober.

[SwAg]

I mean, I would choose Josh.  You know what they say about guys with toxic anger, right?  Perfect for my daddy issues.

[Dome]

If my house arrest sentencing was greater than X days, I would rather just do the 30 days in county jail instead.

Individually, solve for X

[SwAg]

X = i

[TOUCAN]

24 minutes ago, SwAg said:

I mean, I would choose Josh.  You know what they say about guys with toxic anger, right?  Perfect for my daddy issues.

My daddy issues are why I have toxic anger.

[Pickle Rick]

X = Life 

[Dome]

2 minutes ago, SwAg said:

X = i

If you didn’t want to do the time you shouldn’t have taken your pants off. Now solve for x, for reals. 

[Dome]

Just now, Pickle Rick said:

X = Life 

So..... 10 years house arrest over 30 days in county?

you must have that **** you money