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6 minutes ago, Whicker said:

Let’s do some karaoke. I’d rock some karaoke competition 

On my vacation there was an opportunity to do karaoke but they didn't offer Stacy's Mom so I abstained. 

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10 minutes ago, skywindO2 said:

On my vacation there was an opportunity to do karaoke but they didn't offer Stacy's Mom so I abstained. 

Alright so Skywind will record himself singing Stacy’s Mom. Take It Easy is my personal go-to karaoke song. Nazgûl could sing some Taylor Swift song! We got something here 

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8 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Well, the vote was close.

The final score was 4-3!

Who received the most votes and was eliminated?

Was it shady or scoundrel? Both sound like baddies to me

By a vote of 4-3, @Scoundrel has been evicted from the BB house

@Shady Slim you are safe

 

Player list

1@TedLavie

@Scoundrel

3@skywindO2

@TOUCAN

@Dwight_Schrute

@Nazgul

@Whicker

@Shady Slim

@Daboyle

10 @theuntouchable

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On 1/9/2024 at 1:41 AM, ET80 said:

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...salutations.

 

On 1/9/2024 at 5:59 AM, Scoundrel said:

That’s a beautiful goat 

 

On 1/9/2024 at 6:33 AM, ET80 said:

YOU are the beautiful goat. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

So whaddup? What convinced you to run in this game?

 

On 1/9/2024 at 6:43 AM, Scoundrel said:

The opportunity to go by the alias Big Mother truly. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity 

 

On 1/9/2024 at 6:45 AM, ET80 said:

I will die 1,000 deaths to ensure this becomes the law. You will be Big Mother to ALL.

Any thoughts on your incoming housemates?

 

On 1/9/2024 at 6:47 AM, Scoundrel said:

This Ted guy is trying to seduce and that’s not the kind of house Big Mother will allow for 

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:22 AM, ET80 said:

Seems like you have folks fighting you on Big Mother. Thoughts?

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:24 AM, Scoundrel said:

People want to tango with Big Mother!?

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:25 AM, ET80 said:

I guess they do - whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:26 AM, Scoundrel said:

**** em up

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:27 AM, ET80 said:

That's my dawg

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:28 AM, Scoundrel said:

You down for Big Mother?

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:38 AM, ET80 said:

I just do interviews, my man.

 

On 1/16/2024 at 10:39 AM, Scoundrel said:

Wow

 

On 1/18/2024 at 5:41 AM, ET80 said:

Don't blame me, it's in my contract to be unbiased. I also don't care about *anything* whatsoever, so it's me - not you.

First eviction in the books, your sense at where things lie?

 

On 1/18/2024 at 5:57 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother slept 

 

On 1/21/2024 at 11:28 AM, Scoundrel said:

My turn to interview you!

Are you pregnant!?

We all want to know

 

On 1/23/2024 at 10:43 AM, ET80 said:

Nope

Maybe

Yes

So, that sucked. Don't quit your day job. 

Speaking of day jobs, how is the house going? Any news you'd like to share?

 

On 1/23/2024 at 10:48 AM, Scoundrel said:

Nope

 

On 1/23/2024 at 10:59 AM, ET80 said:

Dammit... don't quit your night job, either.

(j/k, seems quiet all around).

 

On 1/23/2024 at 11:01 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother has no job. I live off the government 

 

On 2/5/2024 at 9:15 AM, ET80 said:

Yo! Been a while since we chatted - how's big Mama doing?

 

On 2/5/2024 at 9:16 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother is the belle of the ball

 

On 2/5/2024 at 9:16 AM, ET80 said:

Ooooh do tell!

 

On 2/5/2024 at 9:17 AM, Scoundrel said:

Everyone wants a piece of Big Mother and if they say otherwise they are lying 

 

On 2/5/2024 at 9:31 AM, ET80 said:

Deets! Who? What they say? What you gonna do?

Quick - Power Rank the house by their ability to eat. Go!

 

On 2/5/2024 at 9:33 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother is above all others! Eating, sleeping, you name it. No one said anything but I know they all gawk at Big Mother. 

 

On 2/9/2024 at 1:47 AM, ET80 said:

Onto the next phase of the game and we have a double elimination on the horizon - your thoughts?

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:04 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother is aware of an alliance of six. This does not look good for Big Mother

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:40 AM, ET80 said:

What's your alliance look like? Got any insiders on the group of six you can share?

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:43 AM, Scoundrel said:

Ted, Skywind, Jburge, MacReady, Naz and Dwight are the six. Big Mother is all I got. It’s a dark day.

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:43 AM, ET80 said:

Any thoughts on your next steps? Create your own alliance or walk it solo?

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:44 AM, Scoundrel said:

Well there are 4 members out of 7 in our house. If they want me gone I’ll be gone 

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:45 AM, ET80 said:

Hmm, yeah. That's tough.

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come, Big Mother. 

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:46 AM, Scoundrel said:

Thank you. Big Mother will just lay low and try and not ruffle too many feathers

 

On 2/9/2024 at 5:48 AM, ET80 said:

Nobody ever won a war by laying low... but nobody ever caught a nuclear detonation by laying low either. Sometimes... the best shot fired is the shot you never popped off.

Good exchange as always. Thanks!

 

On 2/13/2024 at 5:58 AM, ET80 said:

Ok - let's get your thoughts. Game is ramping up, what's your thoughts here?

 

On 2/13/2024 at 5:59 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother is toast

 

On 2/13/2024 at 6:00 AM, Scoundrel said:

But Big Mother is planning to file a lawsuit against all house members voting against me

 

On 2/13/2024 at 6:00 AM, ET80 said:

Like that? No digging deep? No ruthless aggression? No punching your way out of the muck?

 

On 2/13/2024 at 6:00 AM, ET80 said:

Not sure if I know a good lawyer. But I know several bad lawyers.

 

On 2/13/2024 at 6:01 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother will represent self. It’s not always the death that hurts the most. The haunting after my eviction will be what truly ensures no one from the Chiefs house wins this game.

 

On 2/18/2024 at 2:00 PM, ET80 said:

Survival of the mother! How you feeling?

 

On 2/18/2024 at 2:00 PM, Scoundrel said:

Like I’ll just be on the slab for the next round but live to fight another day. Big Mother is going to rub her hammocks all over these fools

 

On 2/18/2024 at 2:02 PM, ET80 said:

Lookin like you're choosing violence! Good for us observers.

 

On 2/18/2024 at 2:03 PM, Scoundrel said:

MacReady is sad that Ted turned in their alliance. F em I say. Bunch of bottom feeding humans in that group outside of Ted anyway.

 

On 2/18/2024 at 2:04 PM, ET80 said:

You see this as an opportunity to create some lines of partnerships?

 

On 2/18/2024 at 2:08 PM, Scoundrel said:

Oh yeah. Big Mother is going to roll these ****s into bacon wrapped enchiladas 

 

On 2/19/2024 at 4:31 AM, ET80 said:

So... you good, buddy?

 

On 2/19/2024 at 8:52 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother is alive thanks to the intelligent play of Ted, Whicker and Shady. 

 

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On 2/20/2024 at 4:33 AM, ET80 said:

This is choice - great read here, good to see you still in action. 

 

On 2/24/2024 at 6:09 AM, ET80 said:

How you not know what Biltong is? It's like a combo of jerky and the most exquisite booty you've ever seen.

What now?

 

On 3/4/2024 at 7:14 AM, ET80 said:

You've been awfully quiet, big Mama. Any thoughts on what's going on?

 

On 3/4/2024 at 7:35 AM, Scoundrel said:

Big Mother just flows like the river 

 

On 3/4/2024 at 8:53 AM, ET80 said:

Give me more than that, big Mama. Drama is flying, I know you know the situation...

 

On 3/4/2024 at 9:03 AM, Scoundrel said:

I have no idea what any situation is. Big Mother is out of the loop

 

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Posted (edited)

HOH 7: Caitlin Clark's Basketball Challenge

NO WORKING TOGETHER

<reads off card> as outgoing HOH, @Nazgul wont compete

 

 

 

 

 

You will be doing a one-on-one 8 person tournament B-ball challenge.

 

The Game:

For Each H2H matchup, you will shoot the ball 10 times and play defense ten times.

You can send your moves

If theres a tie, first tb is the number of times you "attempted" to challenge caitlyn clark. If that number is the same, we will go back to top of cards to exchange shots to find out the winner

Offensive Moves:

You get to choose where you will attempt your shot. Each spot has a different point value and different percentage chance of making it.

You opponent also has a 20% chance to block your shot off the bat if he guesses which shot you are going to take.

Again, you will take 10 shots.

Free Throw: 1 point, 75% chance to make.

Layup: 2 points, 60% chance to make

3-pointer: 3 points, 38% chance to make

Challenge Caitlyn: 6 points, 50% chance to get blocked by me, then a 10% chance to make if not blocked

 

Defensive Moves:

Guess which shot your opponent is attempting. If you are correct, you will have a 20% chance to block the shot right off the bat.

10 Defensive moves per matchups

Choices again are:

Layup

Free Throw

3-pointer

 

Template:

Offensive Moves:

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

 

Defensive Moves:

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

 

 

@TedLavie

2 @theuntouchable

3@skywindO2

@TOUCAN

@Dwight_Schrute

@Nazgul

@Whicker

@Shady Slim

@Daboyle

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Posted (edited)

Here are the first round matchups

 

West side

1. Touch vs 8. Whicker

4. Dwight vs 5. Shady

 

East side

3. Skywind vs 6. Daboyle

2. Toucan vs 7. Ted

 

Get your 10 offense/defense moves in and we will play a round when both in a matchup get their moves in

@TedLavie

2 @theuntouchable

3@skywindO2

@TOUCAN

@Dwight_Schrute

@Nazgul

@Whicker

@Shady Slim

@Daboyle

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