skywindO2 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 I sleep so soundly they probably wouldn't have woken me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Times like that are when you walk around from the back of the house with the gun and catch ‘em by surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, MWil23 said: TBH, single me thinks/thought differently than married/father me does. Single me: Open the window, have conversation, call the police, maybe grab my Remington (Tactical 12 Gauge) Married me, with 3 girls: More likely that I'm being conned/robbed/someone is trying to harm my family. Sorry man, unless I see something happening with my own eyes, you're on your own, I'm still calling the police, and I'm barricading everyone in the house. Single me: Call the cops Married with children me: David, you're not of working age yet, go see what the nice man with the machete wants. Edited June 6, 2019 by ramssuperbowl99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Single me: Call the cops Good option 12 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Married with children me: David, you're not of working age yet, go see what the nice man with the machete wants. Hey it’s 2019, progressive name for a spouse, although working age is so 1950s masogny. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, MWil23 said: Good option Hey it’s 2019, progressive name for a spouse, although working age is so 1950s masogny. Spouse? As in I would be married to a child. Repent you weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Spouse? As in I would be married to a child. Repent you weirdo. The working age was in reference to a stay at home spouse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, MWil23 said: The working age was in reference to a stay at home spouse Wait what. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Wait what. He must be referring to a WAH job. No free rides here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Wait what. Not working age=stay at home spouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, MWil23 said: Not working age=stay at home spouse Pretty sure that's illegal for millennials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 46 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: 51 minutes ago, MWil23 said: The working age was in reference to a stay at home spouse Wait what. Maybe he thinks you are from Alabama and you married a 15 year old cousin with parental consent? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Matts4313 said: Maybe he thinks you are from Alabama and you married a 15 year old cousin with parental consent? My post history doesn't exactly scream "from Alabama". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: My post history doesn't exactly scream "from Alabama". That is exactly what someone from Alabama who is married to a minor would say. Boom. We caught you perv. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 So my gf's friend is some higher up on one of the cruise lines and they just had a cancellation on one of the cruises, and offered to give it to us at no cost. I have to pay for the flight to Grenada, of course, and anything we purchase during the trip, but the cruise itself is free. I'm not sure how I feel about cruises, and I don't love the timing (mid august) but I kind of feel like we have to go if we are going to get a week's vacation going to various Caribbean islands and only really shelling out for the flight and incidentals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 20 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: 24 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: My post history doesn't exactly scream "from Alabama". That is exactly what someone from Alabama who is married to a minor would say. Boom. We caught you perv. ...and circle gets the square. Good job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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