mission27 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 13 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Single me: Call the cops Married with children me: David, you're not of working age yet, go see what the nice man with the machete wants. Single mission: On a bender, dont hear them anyway, bender saves my *** yet again Married mission: I dont even know, probably let them in to kill me because what’s the point anymore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 12 hours ago, Matts4313 said: Maybe he thinks you are from Alabama and you married a 15 year old cousin with parental consent? That’s Mississippi where you need parental consent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 10 hours ago, ET80 said: ...and circle gets the square. Good job. Thats what she said 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 hours ago, mission27 said: 17 hours ago, Matts4313 said: Maybe he thinks you are from Alabama and you married a 15 year old cousin with parental consent? That’s Mississippi where you need parental consent Good thing we've got someone with experience in this place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 hours ago, theJ said: Good thing we've got someone with experience in this place. Are Alabama and Mississippi not the same place? My understanding was it's just a wasteland where reading is illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Are Alabama and Mississippi not the same place? My understanding was it's just a wasteland where reading is illegal. They're basically mirror images Also, you forgot about the morbid obesity, making all fruits, vegetables, and non fried foods illegal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, MWil23 said: They're basically mirror images Also, you forgot about the morbid obesity, making all fruits, vegetables, and non fried foods illegal. Okay so yeah they're the same place and basically hell on earth in every conceivable way. Glad we got that sorted out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I will say this though, I talk to folks from all over the country every day at work, and literally everyone I’ve ever spoken with from either Mississippi or Alabama has been pleasant and respectful. It’s like they’re the complete opposite of folks from NY/NJ. They might be sister marrying and illiterate, but they are pleasant on the telephone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I will say this though, I talk to folks from all over the country every day at work, and literally everyone I’ve ever spoken with from either Mississippi or Alabama has been pleasant and respectful. It’s like they’re the complete opposite of folks from NY/NJ. They might be sister marrying and illiterate, but they are pleasant on the telephone. I do actually like the sound of the Delta accent. And I know some cool Alabamians. Of course, they mostly have the same opinion of the state as everyone else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, Daniel said: I do actually like the sound of the Delta accent. And I know some cool Alabamians. Of course, they mostly have the same opinion of the state as everyone else. Yeah they’re pleasant folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, Daniel said: I do actually like the sound of the Delta accent. And I know some cool Alabamians. Of course, they mostly have the same opinion of the state as everyone else. Hardcore country girl accents can be.... fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I will say this though, I talk to folks from all over the country every day at work, and literally everyone I’ve ever spoken with from either Mississippi or Alabama has been pleasant and respectful. It’s like they’re the complete opposite of folks from NY/NJ. They might be sister marrying and illiterate, but they are pleasant on the telephone. It also takes them a while to get to the point. Granted the NY/NJ/Boston crowd is less pleasant than the San Fran crowd of the 2 places I work with most frequently, but if I'm busy I appreciate someone who gets on the phone and gets the message across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: It also takes them a while to get to the point. Granted the NY/NJ/Boston crowd is less pleasant than the San Fran crowd of the 2 places I work with most frequently, but if I'm busy I appreciate someone who gets on the phone and gets the message across. It takes them no longer than the folks from the NE who seemingly like to spend the time southern folks use on pleasantries to complain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 25 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: It takes them no longer than the folks from the NE who seemingly like to spend the time southern folks use on pleasantries to complain I feel like this is where our respective jobs mean we're dealing with different people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: I feel like this is where our respective jobs mean we're dealing with different people... Very likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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