Bonanza23 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 8 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: They’re mostly inbred. And I can say that and feel comfortable that I’m offending of any of them here on the interwebz. Ummm yeah, sucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady Slim Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 10 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: They’re mostly inbred. And I can say that and feel comfortable that I’m offending of any of them here on the interwebz. screenshotting this and mailing it out to the pennsylvania dutch country as i type 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 Some guy came in the store, fall down drunk. He asked me where the booze was and I told him h needed to leave. He asked again where the booze was, I told him were not selling him any and he needs to leave. He asked why and I told him because he’s intoxicated and if he didn’t leave I’d call the cops. He grumbled and left. 10 minutes later I go outside and he’s getting a field sobriety test across the street from the store lmao play stupid games something something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Dome said: Some guy came in the store, fall down drunk. He asked me where the booze was and I told him h needed to leave. He asked again where the booze was, I told him were not selling him any and he needs to leave. He asked why and I told him because he’s intoxicated and if he didn’t leave I’d call the cops. He grumbled and left. 10 minutes later I go outside and he’s getting a field sobriety test across the street from the store lmao play stupid games something something Damn Judgey McJudgerson.... dude was just trying to knock back a few beers and domey the teetotaler had to bust his chops. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 14 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Damn Judgey McJudgerson.... dude was just trying to knock back a few beers and domey the teetotaler had to bust his chops. Nah he was waaaaaay too drunk to be in public. I’m all for getting a strong buzz on at the grocery store but this dude was GONE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Honestly I could probably get in trouble at work for NOT calling the cops on him when I knew he was driving. He’s lucky I’m the one he asked to find the booze and not like, anyone else who worked there. In the end, it didn’t matter. Someone else probably called the cops on him when they saw him get in his truck lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Dome said: Honestly I could probably get in trouble at work for NOT calling the cops on him when I knew he was driving. He’s lucky I’m the one he asked to find the booze and not like, anyone else who worked there. In the end, it didn’t matter. Someone else probably called the cops on him when they saw him get in his truck lol There was no in between option? Like talk him into taking an uber and/or getting someone to pick him up? I dont know if this dude was belligerent or just dumb day drunk. Sounds like you didnt have a choice, but that dude probably suffered some major consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: There was no in between option? Like talk him into taking an uber and/or getting someone to pick him up? lmao theres no uber out here. there's barely even cops unless someone calls them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 On 02/08/2019 at 2:46 PM, carl_sjunior said: I have a LOT of experience with the Amish and they are so inbred that I felt guilty judging them like I did. But it was super obvious that there was a lot of uh, how to say... Learning disability/mental illness All over their faces I thought those were called beards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 On 31/07/2019 at 11:05 AM, Daniel said: Can anyone explain to me the appeal of a strip club? I mean, before the internet there's maybe something to be said for it, but now...I just don't get the appeal of paying a lot of money for a **** tease in the skeeviest of skeevy locations. Especially considering what the strippers I've represented in court typically look like. I mean, one of the few times i've been to one... one of the "dancers" did her routine to that techno remix of Ra Ra Rasputin and wore a fur hat. So that was kinda hot i guess. Really stuck with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 18 hours ago, Dome said: Some guy came in the store, fall down drunk. He asked me where the booze was and I told him h needed to leave. He asked again where the booze was, I told him were not selling him any and he needs to leave. He asked why and I told him because he’s intoxicated and if he didn’t leave I’d call the cops. He grumbled and left. 10 minutes later I go outside and he’s getting a field sobriety test across the street from the store lmao play stupid games something something 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 On 8/1/2019 at 1:09 PM, Fl0nkerton said: hahah, yeah I planned on incorporating that into the speech. Looking forward to trying to make some of those Conservative Texans laugh let @Matts4313 write your material... and make sure you've got your running shoes on (and possibly body armor). Matts won't care who he offends as long as he gets to offend someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 On 7/31/2019 at 6:52 PM, ET80 said: Nobody is. I'm the old guy at the end of the thread, telling kids to stay off the lawn... Did Vike Daddy die or something? I wasn't aware the vacancy had been created that needed to be filled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Also @ET80 my wife is taking me to Vegas this weekend to see this man: You have my permission to be jealous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, The LBC said: Also @ET80 my wife is taking me to Vegas this weekend to see this man: You have my permission to be jealous. He's still performing!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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