Shanedorf Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, The Gnat said: Happy Beer Can Appreciation Day Sphere Can Appreciation Day is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shanedorf said: Sphere Can Appreciation Day is better oh you mean like Buzzballs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 3 hours ago, theJ said: 3 hours ago, Small Town Values said: Bat Soup? Not sure I'm buying it... I'm going to make an assumption that that's in China. Yeah, you're uh...really going out on a limb there buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animaltested Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) I know joke about weird things eaten by other areas of the world, but if you take a step back, Americans eat some truly weird stuff. I think the weirdest thing is how much our diet revolves around the curdled water fat pulled out of mammal nursing fluid. Edited January 24, 2020 by animaltested 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 My sister and her loser boyfriend (who has worked a total of 28 days) are getting 10,000 dollars on their federal tax return and I have to pay 1,341 dollars when all of my income was taxed. That makes no ****ing sense. Don’t even at me, Shady. Don’t you dare. I’m pissed. What just because I pay taxes and I worked my way up and became a success you’re gonna **** me out of more money? This is an outrage. I’m going to go out and have 10 kids and not work for a year and become an entrepreneur. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I thought this was America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winitall Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Outpost31 said: My sister and her loser boyfriend (who has worked a total of 28 days) are getting 10,000 dollars on their federal tax return and I have to pay 1,341 dollars when all of my income was taxed. That makes no ****ing sense. Don’t even at me, Shady. Don’t you dare. I’m pissed. What just because I pay taxes and I worked my way up and became a success you’re gonna **** me out of more money? This is an outrage. I’m going to go out and have 10 kids and not work for a year and become an entrepreneur. Not to be "that guy" but comparing tax return amounts is not a good way of comparing taxes. A better test would be looking at the actual percentage of taxes you paid on your gross income. You having to pay 1,341 now only means that you either: A. Had withholdings throughout the year lower than they needed to be. B. Had outside income (investments, hobby, etc.) that wasn't withheld throughout the year. C. A combination of both. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Just now, winitall said: Not to be "that guy" but comparing tax return amounts is not a good way of comparing taxes. A better test would be looking at the actual percentage of taxes you paid on your gross income. You having to pay 1,341 now only means that you either: A. Had withholdings throughout the year lower than they needed to be. B. Had outside income (investments, hobby, etc.) that wasn't withheld throughout the year. C. A combination of both. I know what it means butthead. I misjudged how much I would make this year, but I paid like a billion dollars in taxes already and that moron my sister is with is collecting unemployment because he's lazy and hasn't paid any taxes and has literally purchased cigarettes with food stamps. I specifically put more than what is recommended I put into taxes each year because this is always a fear of mine and it is now a reality and there was no way I could hide it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Town Values Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, theJ said: I'm going to make an assumption that that's in China. They eat some weird stuff over there man. Weird by American standards anyway. I'd probably try it once. Wouldn't myself. Not in the ~ Don't knock till you try it / I'll try anything once - camps. However, I was referring to not buying the Wuhan Market ~ Coronavirus Bat Soup Theory / Excuse - as the origin of the outbreak & lockdowns. I'm thinking this escaped from one of those two labs either accidentally or intentionally? The coverup is in. Edited January 25, 2020 by Small Town Values Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Zombies coming before I have to pay 1,341 dollars in taxes would be excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Income tax is unconstitutional. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I’m starting my own country who is with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I will be a benevolent dictator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) The coronavirus started from bat soup? Fr? edit: y’all were already talking about it so I feel like a real Q-hole Edited January 25, 2020 by Tyty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Outpost31 said: Income tax is unconstitutional. Whenever customers write “taxation is theft” on their receipt I feel like going all Winston Smith against the government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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