PARROTHEAD Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 4 hours ago, mission27 said: Taking applications for the new TLO... pls PM if interested. ASL, height, weight 1.9 meters, 18 stones Do you have a full head of hair? Stubbled What do you do for a living? CEO of a Seafood Conglomerate Describe your personal sense of style. Beach (Flipflops and Who Farted Tshirts) If you could have dinner with 3 people who would they be Paris Hilton, Lead singer of the Spin Doctors, and Burt Reynolds Who is your dream celebrity date Brooke Hogan How do you feel about the following things: Truck drivers - Much respect to Americans that actually work. Fat people - If you dont care about yourself, why should I be found doing so. Smugness - Not only do I have no respect for BMW and Audi drivers. I dont have any respect for those having the slightest respect for them Goats - Had a friend whos goat ate a lightbulb, then pooped it out the next day. How can anyone not like that? Tom Brady - Owned an Audi ****ting on people - Im from South of America. Now living in America. Its like our national pastime to do that with you people. Socks - with my flipflops? EZ Bake Ovens - Those lightbulb cooked brownies my daughters make are awesome.. (after a fifth of wild turkey) Pat the Rat or Mr Mouse? Love mieces to pieces. What sports teams do you root for? Are they smug or flea teams? Redskins. (should of gone under embarrassing stories saying that one aloud) Would you be open to hosting the TATSY's with me? - You speak like you own a beamer. So no. 3 embarrassing stories - Ive seen a Star Wars movie. And I was serious about both Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan. If you had the #4 pick in an all time baseball draft and the first three picks were Babe Ruth and Willie Mays and Barry Bonds who would you select -Kevin Costner? I dont know, there was no "dull as watching paint dry" sports in my country Chicks dig the ____ - Food Network Cant believe I was bored enough to fill it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 minute ago, PARROTHEAD said: Cant believe I was bored enough to fill it out. Hmmmmm mission drives a Mercedes AMG, based on your post I assume that wont be an issue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 hour ago, jfinley88 said: @thelawoffices rip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Just now, mission27 said: Hmmmmm mission drives a Mercedes AMG, based on your post I assume that wont be an issue? I love those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 minute ago, mission27 said: rip make the sigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Just now, PARROTHEAD said: I love those. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Just now, jfinley88 said: make the sigs The pics I have & would use would get us banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Just now, mission27 said: The pics I have & would use would get us banned do it. i wore a sig made by rammy a couple months ago that led to almost every eagle fan being mad at me and getting numerous pm's from them. actually i dont think i even have sig privileges anymore whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 For those who are curious, I think its a bit of a Howard Hughes situation. The TLO we knew is no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 (edited) 27 minutes ago, mission27 said: For those who are curious, I think its a bit of a Howard Hughes situation. The TLO we knew is no more. howard hughes.....killed a pedistrian when he was drunk. is tlo that affluenza guy that just got released from prison? Edited April 3, 2018 by MathMan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 42 minutes ago, PARROTHEAD said: Cant believe I was bored enough to fill it out. i think you are the leader thus far. can anyone top that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I nominate @LetTheBallFly And @Famous Jameis to be the new TLO @mission27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 6 hours ago, MathMan said: howard hughes.....killed a pedistrian when he was drunk. is tlo that affluenza guy that just got released from prison? I wish. He's just an eccentric recluse. He isn't even as affluenza'd as mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Don't do it, ET. Don't do it. Don't... ...oh hell. 11 hours ago, mission27 said: Taking applications for the new TLO... pls PM if interested. ASL, height, weight - No Do you have a full head of hair? - No, shaved head. What do you do for a living? Manager of Vendor Relations for a Software Company Describe your personal sense of style - Basketball shorts and bootleg Under Armour. If you could have dinner with 3 people who would they be - Wife, both kids. Who is your dream celebrity date - Sofia Vergara How do you feel about the following things: Truck drivers - Salt of the Earth Fat people - Pepper of the Earth Smugness - Coffee mug with an "S" on it. Goats - Lamb and rice Tom Brady - He's no Deshaun Watson, that's for sure ****ting on people - No Socks - Optional EZ Bake Ovens - Prefer the Instant Pot Pat the Rat or Mr Mouse? Deadmau5. What sports teams do you root for? Are they smug or flea teams? - Your 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros, your 2018 NBA Champion Houston Rockets and your 2019 Super Bowl Champion Houston Texans. Would you be open to hosting the TATSY's with me? - No. I've hosted two TASTYs, one Baldies and one TNAs. I've retired, but I'll give you some tips on how to do it right. 3 embarrassing stories - The one time I filled out an application to be TLOs replacement. That time @fretgod99 made fun of me. That time I logged onto a website to see if the Texans would draft Adrian Peterson about 11 years ago, and never logged off. If you had the #4 pick in an all time baseball draft and the first three picks were Babe Ruth and Willie Mays and Barry Bonds who would you select Jose Altuve Chicks dig the dadbod. Dammit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 54 minutes ago, mission27 said: I wish. He's just an eccentric recluse. He isn't even as affluenza'd as mission. I've always assumed both of you bottle your urine, so I don't get why a Howard Hughes situation would really slow either of you down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts