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FF Big Big Brother 8: Finn wins! Postgame show NOW


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3 hours ago, Malfatron said:

It's official. @TLO is the only one who didn't submit results.

His punishment is to post a Big Brother Power Ranking of everyone in the game, along with reasons why.

He must complete this task before the first eviction, or he will automatically be put on the block the following week.

 

now, onto the results.

This is probably the worst run big brother to date, which is saying something considering how you’ve ran them in the past. 

 

1) TLO - this is a given. The smartest, smuggest, best looking, best comp player in the game. If I decide to give a ****, I’m basically randy moss circa 2007. Which leads me to...

2) mission27 - The Tom Brady of FF tbh. 

3) finneas - Solid heatedness overall. Turns green in the face when he gets mad. Or red idk

4) ET80 - for being a washed up old man with no knees, I saw him levy a real quality **** on Tyty the other day so I’ll give him props.

5) Dwight - is a low key smug player. Generally flies under the radar because he’s an unassuming flea. 

6) nazgul - same as Dwight. 

7) flux - at least he’s not ipwn 

8) theuntouchable - he’s a solid mafia player from what I remember so I’m sure he can be mediocre in the household  

9-16) the rest of these guys can go in any order tbh. I literally have no idea who they are. Fin being 3rd and this group probably accurately sums up why TLO has better things to do with his time. This list could have stopped after 1 and 2. 

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9. Racks - winning HoH is pretty smug

10. Whicker - easily the weakest champ in history, similar to Nick Foles v Brady

11. Outpost31 - Total flea but at least he had the balls to come at the MoL from day 1

12. PickleRick - has a smug name

13. Gopher - at least I’ve heard of him

14. Orca - well I haven’t heard of him

15. Bcb - like who are these people?

16. Counselor - i mean seriously 

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3 hours ago, mission27 said:

9. Racks - winning HoH is pretty smug

10. Whicker - easily the weakest champ in history, similar to Nick Foles v Brady

11. Outpost31 - Total flea but at least he had the balls to come at the MoL from day 1

12. PickleRick - has a smug name

13. Gopher - at least I’ve heard of him

14. Orca - well I haven’t heard of him

15. Bcb - like who are these people?

16. Counselor - i mean seriously 

**** you. Whoever was sucking malfs little Elmer fudge **** before this for points. So keep sucking you hapless ***** *** ho. 

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5 hours ago, TLO said:

9-16) the rest of these guys can go in any order tbh. I literally have no idea who they are. Fin being 3rd and this group probably accurately sums up why TLO has better things to do with his time. This list could have stopped after 1 and 2. 

you have to continue the ranking to satisfy your punishments

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9 hours ago, Malfatron said:

Hockey: 4

mission27 - 3

ET80 - 3

theuntouchable - 2

The Orca - 2

I took to google to try to understand some of the issues you guys encountered in this challenge....here's what I found

@mission27 Mission 27 is basically a knock off version of Goodwill. You aren't even good enough to be a name brand thrift store.

@ET80 The first thing that popped up in google for ET80  was a septic air tank....fitting.

@The Orca When I googled you the only thing that came up was a bunch of whales....I guess that's all you're pulling these days?

@theuntouchableun·touch·a·ble

/ˌənˈtəCHəb(ə)l/
 
adjective
2.
of or belonging to the lowest-caste Hindu group or the people outside the caste system
 
 

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Hockey5djh said:

I took to google to try to understand some of the issues you guys encountered in this challenge....here's what I found

@mission27 Mission 27 is basically a knock off version of Goodwill. You aren't even good enough to be a name brand thrift store.

@ET80 The first thing that popped up in google for ET80  was a septic air tank....fitting.

@The Orca When I googled you the only thing that came up was a bunch of whales....I guess that's all you're pulling these days?

@theuntouchableun·touch·a·ble

/ˌənˈtəCHəb(ə)l/
 
adjective
2.
of or belonging to the lowest-caste Hindu group or the people outside the caste system
 
 

 

 

Full disclosure - I only liked this because @Hockey5djh pretty much nailed@theuntouchable. There's no recovery from that.

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3 hours ago, Counselor said:

**** you. Whoever was sucking malfs little Elmer fudge **** before this for points. So keep sucking you hapless ***** *** ho. 

 

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

@mission27 you are literally the worst poster on FF and the other mods have been trying to get rid of you for years...

Jesus man, switch to decaf.

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