Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: Yep, it seriously changed everything for me when I started this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Yep, pooping is instantaneous for me now. I sit, 15 seconds later I stand and wipe. As opposed to taking like 15 minutes per. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: We have a poop stool at home too. Our bodies were made to poop in a squatting position - was like that for millions of years until only recently we started sitting (or standing) to poop. Our colon's haven't evolved to the new pooping position yet my dad has given me this spiel like probably 10 times and has bought me that bull**** poop stool on two separate occasions for christmas gifts and i always just regift them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: if i put my body in this position, my hernia pops out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, FinneasGage said: my dad has given me this spiel like probably 10 times and has bought me that bull**** poop stool on two separate occasions for christmas gifts and i always just regift them That made me laugh, cuz it's something my dad would do also, LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Outpost31 said: Yep, pooping is instantaneous for me now. I sit, 15 seconds later I stand and wipe. As opposed to taking like 15 minutes per. that's ridiculous. just take your phone and hang out for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: my dad has given me this spiel like probably 10 times and has bought me that bull**** poop stool on two separate occasions for christmas gifts and i always just regift them If your hernia is popping out it’s time to get it fixed. I have one but it’s not bad yet. I’ve dealt with it for about three years now. The one I had before that started popping out and I got it fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, FinneasGage said: that's ridiculous. just take your phone and hang out for a while Time is money. Sh't-n-go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Don’t think we crap the bed in the first quarter this time. We’ve talked the crap out of it to protect the Packers from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: If your hernia is popping out it’s time to get it fixed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Outpost31 said: Don’t think we crap the bed in the first quarter this time. We’ve talked the crap out of it to protect the Packers from it. I wish the San Fran forum dudes would come in here and check out our GDT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 @Outpost31 going to test your theory now. will report back in a half hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, FinneasGage said: @Outpost31 going to test your theory now. will report back in a half hour. You’ll feel cleaner than ever before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Penske Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 19 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: Yep, it seriously changed everything for me when I started this. 23 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: We have a poop stool at home too. Our bodies were made to poop in a squatting position - was like that for millions of years until only recently we started sitting (or standing) to poop. Our colon's haven't evolved to the new pooping position yet But, do you have a poop knife? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Penske Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: anyone using public restrooms for anything other than pissing are just nasty individuals imo 44 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: everyone does a lot of things that shouldn't be done outside of the sanctimony of their own homes 36 minutes ago, Cakeshoppe said: I use a public restroom for more than just non-excretory-related hand-washing like twice a year. If we include hand-washing that goes up to like 4 times a year. They are cursed places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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