MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, FinneasGage said: you son of a ***** Lol just kidding Finn. I really do stand. It’s evolutionary. Early humans had to squat and poop quickly, then stand to be able to look around in case predators were around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, Forge said: This is actually good info....we were debating on taking a trip out there this year. I think we will head to the Scandinavian countries instead lol Beautiful freakin place, in kind of a second-world sort of way. Great people also - beautiful ladies for sure. Infrastructure is, well, eastern European, so there's that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: Lol just kidding Finn. I really do stand. It’s evolutionary. Early humans had to squat and poop quickly, then stand to be able to look around in case predators were around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdwc_HkG5o&t=1m20s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) It suddenly hit me that I just got somebody to try a different wiping method after 20-something years. I have not stopped laughing. Edited January 15, 2020 by Outpost31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2013/04/were-pooping-the-wrong-way.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Norm Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2013/04/were-pooping-the-wrong-way.html https://www.squattypotty.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAjfvwBRCkARIsAIqSWlOqzMortlPXUN-gjDpE9OEelYPbyPzp8M9xLaqoINTe0icPesORXaoaAusrEALw_wcB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Adrian Amos hasn’t had an interception for a long time. In fact, I don’t even think I’ve heard his name called for like 7 straight weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 21 minutes ago, Norm said: https://www.squattypotty.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAjfvwBRCkARIsAIqSWlOqzMortlPXUN-gjDpE9OEelYPbyPzp8M9xLaqoINTe0icPesORXaoaAusrEALw_wcB Got one of these at home myself!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kepler Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 This thread has supplied many laughs for me. /poop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 I’m predicting a 74 yard TD pass to MVS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighCalebR Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Packer_ESP said: I used to be unable to poop outside of my own house and it was horrible. Like "stopping in the middle of the street, leaning against a random wall covered in cold sweat to hold the poop in" horrible. Then one day I freed my mind like Neo and decided to start pooping anywhere unless it looked really horrible, and man has my life changed. Now if I want to poop, I will, and then I feel freaking awesome knowing I just saved myself hours of discomfort. FREE YOUR MINDS This is where im at. Savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cakeshoppe Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Packer_ESP said: I used to be unable to poop outside of my own house and it was horrible. Like "stopping in the middle of the street, leaning against a random wall covered in cold sweat to hold the poop in" horrible. Then one day I freed my mind like Neo and decided to start pooping anywhere unless it looked really horrible, and man has my life changed. Now if I want to poop, I will, and then I feel freaking awesome knowing I just saved myself hours of discomfort. FREE YOUR MINDS At this point, my body has been finely honed. Crafted to perfection to do one thing and one thing only and that is not defecate in a public restroom. I left such needs behind long ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Yeah, I don’t know how people don’t know what time they will have to poop, either. I think I have had less than a dozen unexpected poops since 2010. I poop between two and three times per day within 2 hours of waking up and I don’t have to poop again the rest of the day. I credit a regular eating pattern, a regular sleeping pattern, a gallon of water every single day, working out 4 days a week and low amounts of processed foods, no sugar and a couple other weird health things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoremore Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Got it down like clockwork. Cup of coffee and a smoke then hit the pot. I wipe standing up. How do you know when you are done otherwise? Also the physics are just much easier standing up. Of course if you are lucky enough to own the Japanese butt flusher 2000 this isn't a concern. Want a good laugh read the reviews of the Toto 550 SE on Amazon. Taking a crap in a public restroom never. Even more nasty are those damn porta potties. Take a deep breath and hold hit get in and get the hell out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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