Sasquatch Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 40 minutes ago, MaximusGluteus said: No way, no how is any doctor (or anyone else for that matter) ever sticking their digits in my arse. They can either find another, non-invasive test or I'll just take my chances. That’s what I used to say. Until one day I realized I couldn’t pi$$ like a racehorse anymore. It was more like a d’ck-trickle. Then I’m like fook - hey doc, stick your finger in there and tell me what the he11 is going on man! Getting old sucks man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persiandud Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 can we talk about football? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, persiandud said: can we talk about football? lol Boo this man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, persiandud said: can we talk about football? lol It’s Davante’s fault. And change your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Outpost31 said: Yeah, I don’t know how people don’t know what time they will have to poop, either. I think I have had less than a dozen unexpected poops since 2010. I poop between two and three times per day within 2 hours of waking up and I don’t have to poop again the rest of the day. I credit a regular eating pattern, a regular sleeping pattern, a gallon of water every single day, working out 4 days a week and low amounts of processed foods, no sugar and a couple other weird health things. same within the first hour of waking and then about three to two hours before bed. it's wild to me when i'm out somewhere and there's all kinds of stalls full at like 4pm. ****ting in the middle of the day is a sign that your circadian rhythm is completely f'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: same within the first hour of waking and then about three to two hours before bed. it's wild to me when i'm out somewhere and there's all kinds of stalls full at like 4pm. ****ting in the middle of the day is a sign that your circadian rhythm is completely f'd. They all ate lunch at Taco Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persiandud Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 was feeling sad about this matchup to start the week, then i started feeling more optimistic lately, and now this video has ruined it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 I'm a mad man. I can poop anywhere. I have not died yet so I am undeterred. Snowflakes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Just now, beekay414 said: I'm a mad man. I can poop anywhere. I have not died yet so I am undeterred. Snowflakes. if i was to guess who's most likely to be a public ****ter on this forum, you would have been my first pick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: if i was to guess who's most likely to be a public ****ter on this forum, you would have been my first pick. It's a gift. When the urge arises, the dragons get unleashed. Ain't no stoppin' those damn dragons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: if i was to guess who's most likely to be a public ****ter on this forum, you would have been my first pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 minute ago, beekay414 said: It's a gift. When the urge arises, the dragons get unleashed. Ain't no stoppin' those damn dragons. listen pal... ANYONE can **** freely if they want to... it's not a GIFT... it's you OPTING to do the most shameful thing humans are capable of doing around strangers. ANYONE caaaaan do it. NO GIFT. you don't LOSE the game and then boast about it bro. YOU LOST. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 minute ago, FinneasGage said: listen pal... ANYONE can **** freely if they want to... it's not a GIFT... it's you OPTING to do the most shameful thing humans are capable of doing around strangers. ANYONE caaaaan do it. NO GIFT. you don't LOSE the game and then boast about it bro. YOU LOST. Says the person that stood up to wipe their butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Just now, beekay414 said: Says the person that stood up to wipe their butt. you son of a ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 minute ago, FinneasGage said: you son of a ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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