Fl0nkerton Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: anyone using public restrooms for anything other than pissing are just nasty individuals imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 37 minutes ago, Siman08/OH said: Wait wait wait wait. The GBP are in the NFC Championship game with a good defense and a new head coach... And... Were talking about how we wipe butts?!? And SOME OF YOU STAND TO WIPE?!?! What has happened to this place?!? I thought this crap only existed on Reddit?!? FFS can we stop talking about unity avis and butt wiping and get back to football?!? What is wrong with you people were in the NFCCG!!!!!!!!!!! What we are doing is the equivalent of Joe Montana saying " Isnt that John Candy" in the huddle in their gamewinning SB drive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, Fl0nkerton said: everyone does a lot of things that shouldn't be done outside of the sanctimony of their own homes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGreen#20 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: everyone does a lot of things that shouldn't be done outside of the sanctimony of their own homes https://giphy.com/gifs/cravetvcanada-easter-cravetv-2A4BGNtYCtpB5HgZjN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cakeshoppe Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I use a public restroom for more than just non-excretory-related hand-washing like twice a year. If we include hand-washing that goes up to like 4 times a year. They are cursed places 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leader Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Malfatron said: What we are doing is the equivalent of Joe Montana saying " Isnt that John Candy" in the huddle in their gamewinning SB drive That was against the Bengals and therefore a less than historic achievement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Cakeshoppe said: I use a public restroom for more than just non-excretory-related hand-washing like twice a year. If we include hand-washing that goes up to like 4 times a year. They are cursed places Especially the door knobs/handles. I grab a handful of paper towels when I have to touch them to exit the room. Ick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, Sasquatch said: Especially the door knobs/handles. I grab a handful of paper towels when I have to touch them to exit the room. Ick. since most people probably do that, they likely are very clean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Yeah, I would not poop in a public restroom and if it’s an emergency I will cover that seat so full of toilet cover and toilet paper that nothing but toilet paper could possibly touch my butt AND I kinda hover over the seat, too. I also prop my feet on a small stool when I poop because that more correctly lines everything up and you have better poops that way. @FinneasGage, just try it once and see for yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, Malfatron said: since most people probably do that, they likely are very clean Not leaving that to chance, bro. All it takes is one idiot with gross fecal matter on his hands and you're effed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: Yeah, I would not poop in a public restroom and if it’s an emergency I will cover that seat so full of toilet cover and toilet paper that nothing but toilet paper could possibly touch my butt AND I kinda hover over the seat, too. I also prop my feet on a small stool when I poop because that more correctly lines everything up and you have better poops that way. @FinneasGage, just try it once and see for yourself. This just seems really anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cakeshoppe Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Malfatron said: since most people probably do that, they likely are very clean I admire your childlike belief in the good of humanity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: Yeah, I would not poop in a public restroom and if it’s an emergency I will cover that seat so full of toilet cover and toilet paper that nothing but toilet paper could possibly touch my butt AND I kinda hover over the seat, too. I also prop my feet on a small stool when I poop because that more correctly lines everything up and you have better poops that way. @FinneasGage, just try it once and see for yourself. We have a poop stool at home too. Our bodies were made to poop in a squatting position - was like that for millions of years until only recently we started sitting (or standing) to poop. Our colon's haven't evolved to the new pooping position yet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: We have a poop stool at home too. Our bodies were made to poop in a squatting position - was like that for millions of years until only recently we started sitting (or standing) to poop. Our colon's haven't evolved to the new pooping position yet Yep, it seriously changed everything for me when I started this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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