rackcs Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Just now, Pickle Rick said: Then you got some work to do in order to find not so attractive ones lmao. Next time vote. I guess so. I'll do it in a minute when I'm finished running night in mafia. Thinking about it, there are a lot of ugly male celebrities...might be easier that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, rackcs said: Wait, an individual celebrity for each one of us? You realize that most celebrities are attractive right? Imma help you out. https://www.imdb.com/list/ls064405717/ But please give this half of mattsatron a girl and the other half Jeff Goldblum from the 1986 movie 'The Fly' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: Imma help you out. https://www.imdb.com/list/ls064405717/ But please give this half of mattsatron a girl and the other half Jeff Goldblum from the 1986 movie 'The Fly' Adam Driver is on this list so the whole thing is invalidated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 12 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said: Can't use the same one twice. Aslo remember Naz's taste when doing this What's wrong with my tastes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) Comp 3: Drunken Slingshot Golf Time to get drunk and dizzy. Climb on in to your hamster ball and get your golf game ready. You will be playing 18 holes of golf, where you are the ball. You will have to shoot yourself, using a massive slingshot, past the designated line on each hole in order to record your score. The twist, inebriation will hinder your ability to make it across the line. To get out you must have a key, or else you will roam the facility for eternity trapped like a hamster. Live or die, make your choice!!! Rules: 1. You will be playing 18 holes. Each hole has a line at a designated to signify the hole. You must shoot yourself past this line to record your score. Your score will be how many attempts it takes to cross the line. 2. Before playing each hole, you must do one of 2 things. You can either chug a 16 oz. glass of pure, uncut moonshine, or you can give your 16 oz. glass to someone else. - If you drink the glass then no one can give you one because you will be too drunk to know what is going on, as such your % chance for successfully shooting yourself past the line will be drop from the standard 50% down to 20% - If you give someone a drink you will be laughing hysterically at what you did so your % chance will drop from 50% down to 35% - If you passed your drink, each drink given to you will drop your % chance from 35% (for passing your drink) down by 5% for each drink given to you. The lowest you can drop to is 5% - Each drink successfully passed will drop the player who received the drink down 5% 3. Each player will shoot until they cross the line or reach the max score of 20 on each hole. 4. You may not discuss this game at all (in any media including the thread). There will be harsh punishments for doing so. Template: Give me what you want to do for 18 holes(1-18). You need to decide if you want to drink or pass your drink to another player and who that player is (Drink/Pass to X) Tiebreakers: 1. What is the average score per hole (every score for the whole game averaged into one number) 2. How many max scores will be recorded over the entire game? Deadline to submit your moves via pm will be Tuesday at 7:00 pm eastern 1. @Malfatron 3. @gopherwrestler 4. @theuntouchable 5. @The Orca 7. @JoshstraDaymus 8. @MWil23 9. @ET80 10. @rackcs 11. @Whicker 12. @TedLavie 13. @bcb1213 14. @Matts4313 15. @wolfeyestrk 16. @Nazgul Edited March 2, 2020 by Pickle Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 @Nazgul disadvantage for failing to complete his punishment is that if he drinks his own cup his % for success will drop down to 25% and if he passes his cup it will drop down to 20% (his will be a little stronger as punishment) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I got rid of the RNG King before this competition Rack. A simple thank you and apology will suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said: @Nazgul disadvantage for failing to complete his punishment is that if he drinks his own cup his % for success will drop down to 25% and if he passes his cup it will drop down to 20% (his will be a little stronger as punishment) 10 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said: 4. You may not discuss this game at all (in any media including the thread). There will be harsh punishments for doing so. Jigsaw has been mattsatron killed for breaking rule 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, MWil23 said: I got rid of the RNG King before this competition Rack. A simple thank you and apology will suffice. I was about to say that earlier lol that at least we got daboyle out before any rng got involved. Still though, you will be punished for your transgressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 minute ago, rackcs said: I was about to say that earlier lol that at least we got daboyle out before any rng got involved. Still though, you will be punished for your transgressions. I accept punishment, but you only have yourself to blame for not voting, especially as a social studies teacher. Every vote counts Rack, especially in true democratic republics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 @Pickle Rick everyone left alive or everyone who signed up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said: Each drink successfully passed will drop the player who received the drink down 5% This was added to help clarify Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 minute ago, rackcs said: @Pickle Rick everyone left alive or everyone who signed up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Pickle Rick said: So...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 minute ago, rackcs said: So...? You heard the man: 3 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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