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GDT Week 4 - Bears @ Packers


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Player of the Game?  

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  1. 1. Player of the Game?

    • Aaron Rodgers
      16
    • Jordy Nelson
      4
    • Josh Jones
      9
    • Kevin King
      3
    • Ty Montgomery
      5


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3 minutes ago, squire12 said:

That is a story just waiting to be told.   Since we are in a rain delay....the floor is yours

Quick version. In a town with two strip clubs. We're all at one. I go scout the other. There's a cute as hell Asian midget coming up next. I Sprint to the other one and try to get people to go and I'm all out of breath saying there's a midget get up, let's go and they're like... A real midget and I go yes a normal sized midget! And it became like a stupid inside joke.

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5 minutes ago, pollino14 said:

What's some of your favorite episodes??

 

Jim is fantastic obviously, but comedy only, it's all Michael

Gosh I don't even know. I love tons of them. It goes down hill pretty fast after around season 4 for me though.

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2 minutes ago, NormSizedMidget said:

Quick version. In a town with two strip clubs. We're all at one. I go scout the other. There's a cute as hell Asian midget coming up next. I Sprint to the other one and try to get people to go and I'm all out of breath saying there's a midget get up, let's go and they're like... A real midget and I go yes a normal sized midget! And it became like a stupid inside joke.

i thought you meant your real life name haha

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Just now, squire12 said:

not here....

 

When did this GDT turn into TAPT??

When they stopped playing the game.

And:

Had the day off work, wanted to see Lambeau.

Drove up to Green Bay. This was when they were putting in the jumbo tron on the far end.

One of the construction gates was wide open. Walked right in.

This was really early in the morning. So tours hadn't started yet.

Ran around on the field for like an hour.

Tours started, security noticed me.

Started shouting and running towards me.

I took off and ran for the construction door.

Got by all but one security guard.

Old guy (easily older than 70) with a fanny pack.

Had the option to surrender or run over him.

I hesitated. He pulled a stun gun out of his fanny pack. 

I surrendered.

Didn't get tazed.

Got escorted to security hub.

Security personnel called the Ashweubonan* (sp) police.

They showed me the security footage. They had every step I'd taken from the second I walked into the construction gate.

Officer Ashley and Officer . . . Deb (I think) came up to us.

Read me my rights. Cuffed me. Walked me out in front of all the tours.

Put me in the cop car in the parking lot.

Wrote their reports (with emoticons) while listening to Taylor Swift.

Held me in the car for like 15 minutes.

Took me out of the car, uncuffed me, told me I was banned from the stadium for a year and they would be watching for the plates on my vehicle (Mom's mini van. Don't care)

I drove home.

 

 

*Lambeau Field is technically in the jurisdiction of the Ashweubanon police department

 

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