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1 hour ago, swoosh said:

My top 5:

1) Reykjavik - absolutely loaded, although they did have 26 tags to play with. Scary team. 

2) Rio de Janeiro - Mahomes is the star, but they’re also stacked in the trenches. Atkins pick up was nice. Unsure about Mclaurin, I but I understand the appeal. 

3) Hanoi - it’s hard to rank them so high without a QB, but it’s a really good balanced squad with plenty of weapons for whoever they get. Two lineman, two stud pass rushers, and two good DB’s. Benefited by being able to keep Smith and Golloday for a tag a piece.

4) Indianapolis - Matty Ice, Mixon, and three studs on the defensive line. I feel they should go all in to acquire an elite WR if they can find one. 

5) South Africa - I won’t rank my own team, but I feel South Africa is pretty similar in build. Franchise QB, good young back, elite pass rusher, and a great cover corner.

Red Division confirmed best division by the league's reigning champion.

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4 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Red Division confirmed best division by the league's reigning champion.

Ha, I didn't even notice that.

Once Miami submits their keepers, they'll be in the running. Hard not to include them with Wilson. Doing a quick run through again, I also like Scranton. 

Regardless, I think the top 2 are far and away the best of the group. 

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9 hours ago, swoosh said:

My top 5:

1) Reykjavik - absolutely loaded, although they did have 26 tags to play with. Scary team. 

2) Rio de Janeiro - Mahomes is the star, but they’re also stacked in the trenches. Atkins pick up was nice. Unsure about Mclaurin, I but I understand the appeal. 

3) Hanoi - it’s hard to rank them so high without a QB, but it’s a really good balanced squad with plenty of weapons for whoever they get. Two lineman, two stud pass rushers, and two good DB’s. Benefited by being able to keep Smith and Golloday for a tag a piece.

4) Indianapolis - Matty Ice, Mixon, and three studs on the defensive line. I feel they should go all in to acquire an elite WR if they can find one. 

5) South Africa - I won’t rank my own team, but I feel South Africa is pretty similar in build. Franchise QB, good young back, elite pass rusher, and a great cover corner.

You spelled Trash Pandas wrong....

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10 hours ago, RuskieTitan said:

Red Division confirmed best division by the league's reigning champion.

Swoosh and Ruskie tout the red div:

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Tk touts the red div:

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On 5/29/2020 at 12:54 PM, TheKillerNacho said:

Reykjavík Direwolves (Owner: Tk3)
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QB: Lamar Jackson (BAL)
RB: Saquon Barkley (NYG)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Keenan Allen (LAC), Courtland Sutton (DEN)\
DE: Za'Darius Smith (GB)
DT: Kenny Clark (GB)
OLB: Darius Leonard (IND), A.J. Johnson (DEN)
FS: Earl Thomas (BAL)

South Africa Woolly Mammoths (Owner: MookieMonstah)
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QB: Tom Brady (NE)
RB: Josh Jacobs (LV)
WR: Cooper Kupp (LAR)
OT: Ryan Ramczyk (NO)
DE: Calais Campbell (JAX)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (NE)

Rio de Janeiro Pirates (Owner: RuskieTitan)
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QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
WR: Tyreek Hill (KC), Terry McLaurin (WAS)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), David DeCastro (PIT)
DE: Justin Houston (IND)
DT: Ndamukong Suh (TB)Geno Atkins (CIN)
FS: Kevin Byard (TEN)

Hanoi Viet Kongs (Owner: ravens5520)
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RB: Dalvin Cook (MIN)
WR: DeAndre Hopkins (HOU)
C: Rodney Hudson (LV)
DE: Cameron Jordan (NO)
DT: Christopher Jones (KC)
CB: Marlon Humphrey (BAL)
FS: Devin McCourty (NE)
PS: Tyron Smith (DAL), Kenny Golladay (DET)

Seattle Sonics (Owner: Whicker)
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TE: Mark Andrews (BAL)
WR: Amari Cooper (DAL)
DE: Brandon Graham (PHI), Danielle Hunter (MIN)
DT: Akiem Hicks (CHI), Cameron Heyward (PIT)
OLB: Lavonte David (TB)
CB: Casey Hayward (LAC)

Anchorage Eskimos (Owner: Counselor)
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RB: Alvin Kamara (NO)
FB: Noah Fant (DEN)
WR: JuJu Smith-Schuster (PIT), A.J. Brown (TEN), Deebo Samuel (SF)*
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND)
DE: Nick Bosa (SF)
DT: Jeffery Simmons (TEN), Dexter Lawrence (NYG)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (SEA)
CB: James Bradberry (CAR)
PS: Dalton Risner (DEN), Dwayne Haskins (WAS), Miles Sanders (PHI)

Chicago Fire (Owner: pwny)
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QB: Jared Goff (LAR)
RB: Leonard Fournette (JAX)
TE: Zach Ertz (PHI)
WR: Julio Jones (ATL), Michael Thomas Jr. (NO)
SS: Harrison Smith (MIN)
FS: Tyrann Mathieu (KC)

Little Rock Uni Royals (Owner: Glen)
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QB: Drew Brees (NO)
WR: D.K. Metcalf (SEA), Antonio Brown (FA)
OT: Ronnie Stanley (BAL), David Bakhtiari (GB)

Norway Knights (Owner: Malfatron)
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QB: Dak Prescott (DAL)
RB: Ezekiel Elliott (DAL)
WR: Tyler Lockett (SEA),
OG: Joe Thuney (NE)
DE: Fletcher Cox (PHI)
OLB: Demario Davis (NO)
ILB: C.J. Mosley (NYJ),
FS: Marcus A. Williams (NO)

Tacoma Thunder (Owner: khodder)
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QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB)
RB: Nick Chubb (CLE)
WR: Adam Thielen (MIN)
OLB: Chandler Jones (ARI)
CB: Patrick Peterson (ARI)

Iowa Jagwads (Owner: Adrenaline_Flux)
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TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Mike Williams (LAC)
DE: Yannick Ngakoue (JAX)
DT: Kawann Short (CAR)
CB: Tre'Davious White (BUF), Kyle Fuller (CHI)
FS: Desmond King (LAC)
DC: Pete Carroll (SEA)
PS: D.J. Chark (JAX)

Miami Sharks (Owner: YoungBucs15)
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QB: Russell Wilson (SEA)
WR: Chris Godwin (TB)
DE: J.J. Watt (HOU)
MLB: Devin White (TB)
CB: Richard Sherman (SF), Marshon Lattimore (NO)
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (MIA)

Richmond Flying Squirrels (Owner: swoosh)
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QB: Deshaun Watson (HOU)
RB: Aaron Jones (GB)
WR: A.J. Green (CIN)
DE: Demarcus Lawrence (DAL)
DT: Grady Jarrett (ATL)
MLB: Deion Jones (ATL)
CB: Marcus Peters (LAR)

Scranton Papermakers (Owner: Scalamania)
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RB: Chris Carson (SEA)
WR: Davante Adams (GB)
DE: Jadeveon Clowney (HOU), Joey Bosa (LAC)
MLB: Jaylon Smith (DAL)
CB: Jaire Alexander (GB)
SS: Jamal Adams (NYJ)
PS: Jimmy Garoppolo (SF)

Phoenix Rattlers (Owner: bucsfan333)
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QB: Kirk Cousins (MIN)
RB: James Conner (PIT)
TE: Jared Cook (NO)
WR: Mike Evans (TB), Stefon Diggs (MIN)
OLB: Shaquil Barrett (TB)

Rocket City Trash Pandas (Owner: EaglesPeteC)
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QB: Carson Wentz (PHI)
WR: D.J. Moore (CAR)
DE: Brian Burns (CAR), Trey Flowers (DET)
DT: Ed Oliver (BUF)
FS: Eddie Jackson (CHI)
PS: Chris Harris Jr. (DEN), Christian McCaffrey (CAR)

Southview Saints (Owner: The Orca, GM: Pickle Rick)
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QB: Ben Roethlisburger (PIT)
RB: Le'Veon Bell (NYJ)
WR: Odell Beckham Jr. (CLE)
OLB: Von Miller (DEN), T.J. Watt (PIT)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (JAX)
PS: Bud Dupree (PIT)

Indianapolis Predators (Owner: RandyMossIsBoss)
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QB: Matt Ryan (ATL)
RB: Joe Mixon (CIN)
WR: Jarvis Landry (CLE)
DE: Khalil Mack (CHI), Myles Garrett (CLE)
DT: DeForest Buckner (SF), Quinnen Williams (NYJ)

Freiburg Venom (Owner: SirA1)
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QB: Matthew Stafford (DET)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN)
DE: Matt Ioannidis (WAS)
OLB: Dee Ford (SF)
ILB: Roquan Smith (CHI)
CB: Byron Jones (DAL)
SS: Landon Collins (WAS)
FS: Darnell Savage (GB)

Egypt Starfalls (Owner: ITS_RAMMY_PLAYBOI)
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QB: Kyler Murray (ARI)
RB: Todd Gurley (LAR)
WR: Robert Woods (LAR)
DE: Frank Clark (KC)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR)
CB: J.C. Jackson (NE), Xavien Howard (MIA)
SS: Derwin James (LAC)

 

TK's keeper ranking with a "totally arbitrary and difficult or even impossible to defend" scoring system

  1. Direwolves - 76.9
  2. Sharks - 76.2
  3. Pirates - 74.6
  4. Squirrels - 68.5
  5. Saints - 63.8
  6. Fire - 56.9
  7. Predators - 56.2
  8. Knights - 55.4
  9. Papermakers - 53.8
  10. Rattlers - 53.1
  11. Thunder - 52.3
  12. Pandas - 51.5
  13. Kongs - 50.0
  14. Mammoths - 48.5
  15. Royals - 48.5
  16. Starfall - 48.5
  17. Eskimos - 47.7
  18. Venom -  45.4
  19. Sonics - 36.9
  20. Jagwads - 32.3

I still think the top 4 teams are the top 4 teams, and I'm not sure I see an argument for many of the others on the outside.. maybe after the draft, but the keepers look strong there

Unfortunately, there are a few teams without a realistic QB option and lacking the type of supporting cast to overcome it

Keep an eye on the Royals, Rattlers, and Pandas! Royals did good work in reviving the former Knights by bringing in Brees. Rattlers and Pandas both have decent starts AND have some extra draft capital. If they nail their drafts, I think they are in the conversation!

I'm the least bullish I've ever been on the Mammoths with their lack of keeper quantity, but they DO have Tom Brady still, and some draft capital to work with

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