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5 hours ago, Malfatron said:

allow me to provide your first football like, and beware of these other jackals

good to have you in the division!

Inshallah brother we will have many playoff related duels in the future.

 

2 hours ago, EaglesPeteC said:

I’d like to offer you many trades 

I was interested till I saw Foles in your signature, how we conned the bears into taking him afterwards, only Allah knows.

 

5 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Strong first post. Welcome.

There's a bit to this league. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

I will digest all the info and strategise in a follow up post, thank you.

1 hour ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I feel like I'd relocate the Chicago Fire to Hope Island and do an entire Captain Planet theme, with that beautiful, green-mulleted man as my logo. That man cannot fail.

A decision on re-location will also be made in due course.

 

59 minutes ago, Scoundrel said:

Y’all giving a team to a guy who has no other posts on this site? 

I am merely an alt (/s)

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Keepers 
QB: Joe Burrow (CIN) (4)
RB: Dalvin Cook (MIN) (3)
WR: DeAndre Hopkins  (3)  
DE: Cameron Jordan (NO), Christopher Jones (KC) (4… 3-4DE)   
OLB: Gregory Rousseau (BUF) (1 - R)
CB: Marlon Humphrey (BAL) (3)    
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (PIT) (2)

Remaining for sale

RB: Raheem Mostert (SF)
FB: Nick Boyle (BAL)
TE: Zach Ertz (PHI)
WR: Robert Woods (LAR), Sammy Watkins (BAL)
OT: Tyron Smith (DAL), Rob Havenstein (LAR)
OG: Brandon Brooks (PHI), Richie Incognito (LV)
C; Matt Paradis (CAR)
NT: Damon Harrison (FA)
OLB: Jadeveon Clowney (CLE)
ILB: C.J. Mosley (NYJ), Patrick Queen (BAL)
CB:, Kareem Jackson (DEN)
SS: Darnell Savage (GB)
K: Matt Bryant (FA)
P: Sam Koch (BAL)
HC: Brian Billick (FA)
OC: Jason Garrett (NYG)
DC: Keith Butler (PIT)
STC: Richard Hightower (SF)
PS: Tua Tagovailoa (MIA), Kwity Paye (IND), Sterling Shepard (NYG)*, Daniel Jones (NYG), Ben Cleveland (BAL)

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To my fellow Americans, good morning, it is 02:42am UTC, before I begin with important updates about the state of the franchise we must attend to priority engagements first: WORDLE!
 

Wordle 237 5/6

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Tricky one today, let me know how you got on.

 

KEEPERS


These are currently the players being retained, my ears are open to trades.

Bradley Chubb - 3
Darius Slay - 6
Tyrann Mathieu - 8
Harrison Smith - 10

10/20 tags

These decisions form a key part of my philosophy, defense wins championships, your quarterbacks will be terrorised and subsequently picked off, we operate a no fly zone around here.

TEAM RELOCATION, NAME AND REBRANDING

As someone who is a lifelong, die hard Chicago Fire fan, I've come to the realisation that there's not really too much heat and it's kinda cold there, that kinda sucks. Plus we live in a world where Nick Foles actually plays in Chicago...like wtf? We paid this man $22m for one year just to get injured and read bible verses to us and now I would have to associate with him again? Nah mate, we're getting out of this one.

I can now reveal we are currently in the process with the league for an exciting franchise relocation to...Bangladesh! With a population of 170m in a country the size of Michigan, we are instantly the most well supported team in the league and currently constructing a stadium located next to the longest natural sea beach in the world, Cox's Bazar! Last year we celebrated 50 years of Bangladeshi independence, now the people will have a 3rd sport to enjoy alongside cricket and two women putting each other in prison so the other can be prime minister.

While details about the stadium and branding is still under the wraps, we can confirm we will not be called the Washington Commies.

 

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