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13 hours ago, PTFulham said:

To my fellow Americans, good morning, it is 02:42am UTC, before I begin with important updates about the state of the franchise we must attend to priority engagements first: WORDLE!
 

Wordle 237 5/6

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Tricky one today, let me know how you got on.

 

KEEPERS


These are currently the players being retained, my ears are open to trades.

Bradley Chubb - 3
Darius Slay - 6
Tyrann Mathieu - 8
Harrison Smith - 10

10/20 tags

These decisions form a key part of my philosophy, defense wins championships, your quarterbacks will be terrorised and subsequently picked off, we operate a no fly zone around here.

TEAM RELOCATION, NAME AND REBRANDING

As someone who is a lifelong, die hard Chicago Fire fan, I've come to the realisation that there's not really too much heat and it's kinda cold there, that kinda sucks. Plus we live in a world where Nick Foles actually plays in Chicago...like wtf? We paid this man $22m for one year just to get injured and read bible verses to us and now I would have to associate with him again? Nah mate, we're getting out of this one.

I can now reveal we are currently in the process with the league for an exciting franchise relocation to...Bangladesh! With a population of 170m in a country the size of Michigan, we are instantly the most well supported team in the league and currently constructing a stadium located next to the longest natural sea beach in the world, Cox's Bazar! Last year we celebrated 50 years of Bangladeshi independence, now the people will have a 3rd sport to enjoy alongside cricket and two women putting each other in prison so the other can be prime minister.

While details about the stadium and branding is still under the wraps, we can confirm we will not be called the Washington Commies.

 

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Rio de Janeiro Pirates Trade Block
RB: Mark Ingram (HOU)
FB: Patrick Ricard (BAL)
TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Christian Kirk (ARI)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Jedrick Wills (CLE)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), Kelechi Osemele (FA)
C; Ryan Jensen (TB)
DE: Montez Sweat (WAS), Everson Griffen (FA)
DT: Kawann Short (FA)
OLB: Bobby Okereke (IND), Cory Littleton (LV)
MLB: Danny Trevathan (CHI)
CB: Quinton Dunbar (DET), Logan Ryan (NYG)
SS: Eddie Jackson (CHI)
FS: Kevin Byard (TEN)
K: Greg Zuerlein (DAL)
P: Matt Bosher (FA)
HC: Ryan Day (FA)
OC: Lincoln Riley (FA)
DC: Bill Belichick (NE)
STC: Danny Crossman (MIA)
PS: Damien Lewis (SEA), Kristian Fulton (TEN), A.J. Dillon (GB), Damien Harris (NE), Jason Verrett (SF)

 

Notable players include Trent Williams, Zack Martin, George Kittle, Kevin Byard. Bill Belichick is also just one tag.

Not looking for much, someone who has extra tags can acquire an elite / very good keeper for a draft pick much later than where these players would likely be drafted.

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3 hours ago, RuskieTitan said:
3 hours ago, EaglesPeteC said:

Trade!

New Zealand gets S23 5th Round pick

Anchorage gets CB Eric Stokes

Imagine landing an All-Pro Left Tackle or Right Guard for a similar price tag, that would probably be a steal for some team(s) out there. 

Similar price tag ey?

I can only assume you mean packers rookies so Knights give Amari Rodgers (GB)

Pirates give Zack Martin

I accept

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