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On 1/28/2024 at 3:04 AM, Malfatron said:

HOH 3: Battle Brats!

No working together on this comp!

As outgoing HOH, @Nazgulwill not compete.

@TLOwill also not compete due to punishment

The game: 

(with acknowledgement to @Dome for creating the original game)

First you select your wiener, and then you select your toppings. PM these to me by Tuesday 6 pm ct

This will play out in Discord on Tuesday 8 PM CST

Theres no punishment for failing to submit moves but it only takes a few mins

We randomize the order each round, and you will try to bite the wiener of the player below you. Once your wiener is gone, you are eliminated. Last wiener left wins!!

You have a base of 15% percent pre-bite to evade the bite of your wiener.

Add percentages will stack if it increases a particular area: We typically can roll (if applicable):

1. Pre-bite

2. At the chomp

2. after successful bite

 

Step 1: Select your wiener

Beef Brat - starts with 9 inches. What a mouthful! Can choose 2 toppings.

 

Beer Brat - starts with 7 inches. Choose 3 toppings

25% chance each round that your attacker’s bite attempt misses cause they're trashed (determined at the chomp)

20% chance they drunkenly take 2 bites if the attempt doesn’t miss (Determined after bite succeeds)

 

Hot Link - starts with 7 inches. Can choose 3 toppings

30% chance each round that your attacker thinks this is too spicy, and doesn't bite it. (determined at the chomp) 

10% chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as turn ends) 

 

Kielbasa - starts with 7 inches and 3 toppings. 

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

 

Italian Dinner Link - 7 inches and 3 toppings

50% chance you’ll try to take 2 bites of your opponents brat each round. (Determined pre-bite)

If you take two bites two rounds in a row, you won’t be able to take any bites for the next 2 rounds.

 

Hot Dog - starts with 6 inches. You can pick 4 toppings

 

Step 2: Select Toppings (you can select multiple of the same topping if you want)

 

Normal toppings (Count as 1)

Sweet Relish - When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 5% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (determined after a successful bite). However the same punishment happens to you if you are forced to eat your own brat

Siracha - 15% chance each round that your opponent won’t even try **** Sauce on a Wiener. (Determined pre bite). 5% chance each round that your lifetime Sriracha consumption kills you outright (Determined as the turn ends)

Jalepenos-  20% these jalapeños are too hot and a player that eats them will have to sit the next round out to regain their composure (Determined after bite succeeds)

 

Mustard - As a player tries to take a bite of your brat there’s a +15% chance they’ll spill mustard on themselves. This round and next round they cannot take a bite out of anyone’s brat while they clean up the mustard. (determined pre bite), however Players who have had mustard spilled on them already won’t leave to clean their shirt again.

Fresh Onions -

10% chance each round that your attacker thinks this is too spicy, and doesn't bite it. (determined at the chomp)

There’s a 20% chance each round that you won’t even be able to attempt a bite, because they smell you coming. (Determined Pre Bite)

 

Specialty toppings (count as 2):

Sauerkraut -  40% chance each round you’ll try to take a bite out of your attackers brat as well as the brat you were initially trying to bite. (Determined Pre Bite)

Grilled onions - 10% chance each round that your attacker’s bite attempt misses because they won’t eat onions and skip your brat (determined at the chomp)

 

Premium Toppings: (Count as 3)

Anchovy Aioli - 30% chance each round that the bite attempt misses because the attacker is disgusted (determined at the chomp). When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 10% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (Determined after successful bite roll). However the same punishment happens to you if you are forced to eat your own brat

 

Shrooms: When someone bites your brat, there's a 60% chance their trip will result in them taking a bite of their own brat as well, just cause it seems fun. (Determined after successful bite roll)

 

Player list

1 @FinneasGage

2 @TedLavie

3 @MacReady

4 @skywindO2

5 @TOUCAN

6 @Dwight_Schrute

7 @Nazgul

8 @mission27

9 @TLO

10 @Whicker

11 @Shady Slim

12 @Daboyle

13 @theuntouchable

14 @Scoundrel

15. @JBURGE

Just @FinneasGage and @theuntouchableneed to send my their weiners amd toppings

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Heres the wiener list

Scoundrel - hot link, siracha, grilled onions

Hot Link - starts with 7 inches. Can choose 3 toppings

Opponent bite

30% chance each round that your opponent won’t even try **** Sauce on a Wiener. (Determined pre bite). 

30% chance each round that your attacker thinks this is too spicy, and doesn't bite it. (determined at the chomp) 

 

Scoundrels bite

15% chance each round that your lifetime Sriracha/hot link consumption kills you outright (Determined as the turn ends)

 

Skywind - beer brat, mustard, fresh onions×2

starts with 7 inches. Choose 3 toppings

Mustard - As a player tries to take a bite of your brat there’s a +15% chance they’ll spill mustard on themselves. This round and next round they cannot take a bite out of anyone’s brat while they clean up the mustard. (determined pre bite), however Players who have had mustard spilled on them already won’t leave to clean their shirt again.

15% base chance to avoid bite (prebite)

55% chance each round that your attacker’s bite attempt misses cause they're trashed or they think its too spicy(determined at the chomp)

20% chance they drunkenly take 2 bites if the attempt doesn’t miss (Determined after bite succeeds)

 

skywinds bite:

There’s a 40% chance each round that you won’t even be able to attempt a bite, because they smell you coming. (Determined Pre Bite)

 

Jburge - keilbasa, shrooms

Kielbasa - starts with 7 inches and 3 toppings. 

15% base chance to avoid bite (prebite)

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

Shrooms: When someone bites your brat, there's a 60% chance their trip will result in them taking a bite of their own brat as well, just cause it seems fun. (Determined after successful bite roll)

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

 

 

Outpost - keilbasa, jalepenos×3

15% base chance to avoid bite (prebite)

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

Jalepenos-  60% these jalapeños are too hot and a player that eats them will have to sit the next round out to regain their composure (Determined after bite succeeds)

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

 

Ted - kielbasa, siracha, saurkraut

 

Opponent turn

Siracha - 30% chance each round that your opponent won’t even try **** Sauce on a Wiener. (Determined pre bite).

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

 

Teds turn

 

Sauerkraut -  40% chance each round you’ll try to take a bite out of your attackers brat as well as the brat you were initially trying to bite. (Determined Pre Bite)

5% chance each round that your lifetime Sriracha consumption kills you outright (Determined as the turn ends)

 

Shady - kielbasa, jalepenos×3

15% base chance to avoid bite (prebite)

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

Jalepenos-  60% these jalapeños are too hot and a player that eats them will have to sit the next round out to regain their composure (Determined after bite succeeds)

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

 

Daboyle - kielbasa, mustard, saurkraut

Opponents turn

 

Mustard - As a player tries to take a bite of your brat there’s a +15% chance they’ll spill mustard on themselves. This round and next round they cannot take a bite out of anyone’s brat while they clean up the mustard. (determined pre bite), however Players who have had mustard spilled on them already won’t leave to clean their shirt again.

15% base chance to avoid bite (prebite)

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

Daboyles turn

Sauerkraut - 40% chance each round you’ll try to take a bite out of your attackers brat as well as the brat you were initially trying to bite. (Determined Pre Bite)

 

Mission- beef brat, mustard, sweet relish

Beef Brat - starts with 9 inches. What a mouthful! Can choose 2 toppings.

 

Mustard - As a player tries to take a bite of your brat there’s a +15% chance they’ll spill mustard on themselves. This round and next round they cannot take a bite out of anyone’s brat while they clean up the mustard. (determined pre bite), however Players who have had mustard spilled on them already won’t leave to clean their shirt again.

15% base to avoid prebite

Sweet Relish - When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 5% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (determined after a successful bite). However the same punishment happens to you if you are forced to eat your own brat

 

 

Dwight - keilbasa, saurkraut, fresh onions

15% base to avoid prebite

10% chance each round that your attacker thinks this is too spicy, and doesn't bite it. (determined at the chomp)

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

 

Dwights action

Sauerkraut -  40% chance each round you’ll try to take a bite out of your attackers brat as well as the brat you were initially trying to bite. (Determined Pre Bite)

There’s a 20% chance each round that you won’t even be able to attempt a bite, because they smell you coming. (Determined Pre Bite)

 

Toucan - italian dinner, jalepenos×3

Opponents action

Base 15% to avoid

Jalepenos-  60% these jalapeños are too hot and a player that eats them will have to sit the next round out to regain their composure (Determined after bite succeeds)

 

toucans action

50% chance you’ll try to take 2 bites of your opponents brat each round. (Determined pre-bite)

If you take two bites two rounds in a row, you won’t be able to take any bites for the next 2 rounds.

 

Whicker - keilbasa, anchovy aioli

Prebite 15% to avoid

Anchovy Aioli - 30% chance each round that the bite attempt misses because the attacker is disgusted (determined at the chomp).

20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll)

When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 10% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (Determined after successful bite roll). However the same punishment happens to you if you are forced to eat your own brat

If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round.

 

Discord game link (starts at 8pm ct)

https://discord.gg/yMs2fXct

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Here is the order for the first round

Shady Slim - 7
JBURGE - 7
 TedLavie - 7
Dwight_Schrute - 7
 skywindO2 - 7
 Whicker - 7
TOUCAN - 7
mission27 - 9
Daboyle - 7
Scoundrel - 7
MacReady - 7

The game will begin now!

https://discord.gg/yMs2fXct

Player list

1 @FinneasGage

2 @TedLavie

3 @MacReady

4 @skywindO2

5 @TOUCAN

6 @Dwight_Schrute

7 @Nazgul

8 @mission27

9 @TLO

10 @Whicker

11 @Shady Slim

12 @Daboyle

13 @theuntouchable

14 @Scoundrel

15. @JBURGE

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Shady Slim - 6

Shady bites himself


JBURGE - 7

Makes shady bite self

jburge bites ted


 TedLavie - 5

Ted bites dwight


Dwight_Schrute - 6

dwight bites ted

Cannot bite skywind


 skywindO2 - 7

Missed whicker


 Whicker - 7

Missed toucan


TOUCAN - 7

Bites mission


mission27 - 7

Missed daboyle


Daboyle - 7

Bites mission

Bites scoundrel


Scoundrel - 6

Misses


MacReady - 6

Bites himself

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29 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Shady Slim - 6

Shady bites himself


JBURGE - 7

Makes shady bite self

jburge bites ted


 TedLavie - 5

Ted bites dwight


Dwight_Schrute - 6

dwight bites ted

Cannot bite skywind


 skywindO2 - 7

Missed whicker


 Whicker - 7

Missed toucan


TOUCAN - 7

Bites mission


mission27 - 7

Missed daboyle


Daboyle - 7

Bites mission

Bites scoundrel


Scoundrel - 6

Misses


MacReady - 6

Bites himself

Scores after rd 1!

Here is the new order

mission27
Scoundrel
 TedLavie
MacReady
 skywindO2
Shady Slim
JBURGE
TOUCAN
 Whicker
Dwight_Schrute
Daboyle

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mission27 - 7

Fails to bite


Scoundrel - 6

bites ted


 TedLavie - 4

Bites mcready. Ted must sit out next rd


MacReady - 5

Bites skywind


 skywindO2 - 6

Missed shady


Shady Slim - 6

Bites burge


JBURGE - 6

Bites toucan

Must sit next rd


TOUCAN - 6

Missed whicker


 Whicker - 7

Missed


Dwight_Schrute - 6

Bites daboyle


Daboyle - 6

Missed

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Round 3!

MacReady - 5

Bites whicker 


 Whicker - 6

Bites shady


Shady Slim - 5

Bites scoundrel


Scoundrel - 5

Bites burge


JBURGE - 5

Cannot move 


TOUCAN - 6

Ted cannot be bitten
 TedLavie - 4

-cannot move


Dwight_Schrute - 6

Bites daboyle


Daboyle - 5

Bites mission


mission27 - 6

Mustard on self.

Loses next turn


 skywindO2 - 6

Mcready cant be bitten

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Round 4!

Scoundrel - 5

Missed skywind


 skywindO2 - 6

Misses shady


Shady Slim - 5

Bites ted


 TedLavie - 2

Ted bites self


MacReady - 5

Daboyle cannot be bitten


Daboyle - 5

burge cannot be bitten


JBURGE - 5

Bites dwight


Dwight_Schrute - 5

Bites mission


 M - mission27 - 5

Cannot move


TOUCAN - 6 

Bites whicker


 Whicker - 5

Bite failed

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Round 5!

TedLavie - 1

Ted bites himself and jburge


JBURGE - 4

Bites mcready

Loses next turn


MacReady - 4

Bites dwight


Dwight_Schrute - 4

whicker cannot be bitten

Bite failed


 Whicker - 5

Bites daboyle


Daboyle - 4

Whicker cannot be bitten

Bites toucan

Losing next turn


TOUCAN - 5

Bites scoundrel


Scoundrel - 4

Bites mission


M- mission27 - 4

Bites shady

Loses next turn


Shady Slim - 4

Missed skywind


 skywindO2 - 6

Missed ted

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Round 6

MacReady - 3

Bites skywind


 skywindO2 - 5

Bite failed


Scoundrel - 4

Dwight cannot be bitten

@Scoundrel Big Mother is the first to die of a heart attack


Dwight_Schrute - 4

Bite miss


Daboyle - 4

Dwight cannot be bitten

Bites whicker


 Whicker - 3

Bites burge and himself


JBURGE - 3

Lose turn 
M- mission27 - 4

lose turn


Shady Slim - 3

ted cannot be bitten


 TedLavie - 1 

Ted bites shady

Ted bites toucan

Ted loses turn


TOUCAN - 3

Bites mcready and himself

Loses turn

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