Deadpulse Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: How the hell does it take Iowa an entire day to count preliminary votes. There's 11 people in the entire state. You ever been apart of a caucus? Ish is bananas, makes no sense, and takes forever. They arent actually 'voting' in the traditional sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Iowa sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Deadpulse said: You ever been apart of a caucus? Ish is bananas, makes no sense, and takes forever. They arent actually 'voting' in the traditional sense. No I haven't. While my previous post was mostly making fun of Iowa because, you know, 9 minutes ago, Daniel said: Iowa sucks. I'd be interested in being apart of a caucus just like I'd be interested in getting jury duty one time just to experience it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Just now, ramssuperbowl99 said: I'd be interested in being apart of a caucus just like I'd be interested in getting jury duty one time just to experience it. Same, but it's surprising that it's taken this long for the Dems to start to realize that maybe the Iowa caucus isn't a great way to pick a candidate. It's a super white state, not one that Dems win (and not a swing state that matters even), and the caucus is a weird way to do it and not reflective of how voting will pan out. But with all that, it's good ole local incompetence that probably put a nail in that coffin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 1 hour ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: How the hell does it take Iowa an entire day to count preliminary votes. There's 11 people in the entire state. People only have 10 fingers, so they have to coordinate it with other people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 I'm laughing. I am, I really am. Well done to everyone here. But... you know. You know. Don't make me say it. You know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: People only have 10 fingers, so they have to coordinate it with other people. Does no one use their toes anymore? In before Rex Ryan joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 1 hour ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: No I haven't. While my previous post was mostly making fun of Iowa because, you know, I'd be interested in being apart of a caucus just like I'd be interested in getting jury duty one time just to experience it. My coworkers boyfriend just recently used his jury duty appearance to take up a personal beef with the prosecutor who wouldn’t prosecute his daughters abuser he was shown the door and told he didn’t need to be apart of this one lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: People only have 10 fingers, so they have to coordinate it with other people. Also I'm assuming at least 3 or 4 of the 11 people in the state of Iowa have a few missing fingers due to tractor accidents or inbreeding, so that probably adds a layer of complexity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dome said: My coworkers boyfriend just recently used his jury duty appearance to take up a personal beef with the prosecutor who wouldn’t prosecute his daughters abuser he was shown the door and told he didn’t need to be apart of this one lmao He didn't even get contempt of court!? Weak performance honestly. I'm only 75% joking when I say being held in contempt of court is a bucket list item of mine. There's something impressive about not doing anything strictly illegal, but being such as ******* that a judge throws you in jail until you apologize and play nice. It's like the Mount Everest of being a ****. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: He didn't even get contempt of court!? Weak performance honestly. I'm only 75% joking when I say being held in contempt of court is a bucket list item of mine. There's something impressive about not doing anything strictly illegal, but being such as ******* that a judge throws you in jail until you apologize and play nice. It's like the Mount Everest of being a ****. Yeah, the sliding scale should be: Loitering--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Contempt of Court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 1 minute ago, MWil23 said: Yeah, the sliding scale should be: Loitering--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Contempt of Court Correct, but getting a loitering ticket isn't really an option for me because... 18 minutes ago, ET80 said: you know. You know. Don't make me say it. You know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 1 minute ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Correct, but getting a loitering ticket isn't really an option for me because... TBH, if you get a "contempt of court" for saying anything other than "YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!" or "I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION!" or profanity at a judge/lawyer, it shouldn't count. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: He didn't even get contempt of court!? Weak performance honestly. No but he was briefly detained before he left the parking lot i think they were considering it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Just now, MWil23 said: TBH, if you get a "contempt of court" for saying anything other than "YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!" or "I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION!" or profanity at a judge/lawyer, it shouldn't count. Bingo. Pretty much every one of my half baked ideas to get contempt of court turns into me quoting A Few Good Men like 15 seconds in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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