NudeTayne Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) ^--just an unrelated reminder--^ ---------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------ Prologue: A whisper travels on the wind through the foreboding wood of monstrous swaying trees: "he must be soft and then get hard." Indeed, he must be nimble enough to cover and yet also an immovable force of nature. He must flow and also check head like boomerang. But who? But what could be this? Shrieks of primal pain/fear emit from these two lv. 3 Berean Clerics, pictured above. Though nothing they are wailing here in-between such expressions of immense discomfort makes much sense, they keep repeating the same 9 (the number of completion, of course) words: Burrow-Young-Tagavailoa-Wills-Simmons-Andrews-Becton-Brown-Kinlaw. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN!? And who cometh at 10? Numbers...so many numbers. The 10 to the reduction to the 1, oh powerful 1. 1, will you be the moment the hybrid bone-crushingly solid/hydro-nimble emerges? Or will it be 41 to the reduction of 5, where the esoteric is made commonplace, where the great wave bears life to the really hard one. ^--above, the new uniform for the wave is unveiled. ^--the new uniforms--a little something for everyone--are unveiled for the secret order. **Pictures above, a Berean Occultist (5e wizard subclass) casts lv. 5 conjure earth elemental as low-level apprentices--it's mostly physical--cheer.** Was his spell a success? Even if so, is he still missing a key element in order to bring forth this abomination he has in mind? And now begins the welding. Can it be substantial and flowing? Can he be created balanced so as to be able to explode or to track? Can he be both water and earth? Hmm...almost... Or is he only belonging to the depths? No. Yes, I see now. It's so simple: the moped and the 🌊 are inevitably, inexorably tied, from their very inception point being guided until two have become one, til stone and higher thought merge. Is this what we call progress!? Mankind has a lot of hubris. They must change before it is too late. I hope they learn in time. And when we find ourselves burning the midnight oil, weighing our lives as we gaze into the mirror, do those wild eyes searching your own maintain the expression of...wanting this? Can we live with ourselves if we bring him forth? Or do we trust the process? ^--Harvard Skull and Bones society, Andrew Berry not pictured. Perhaps the real smokescreen of the Browns off-season will be everyone looking high for smoke and missing what was coming (at 10? 🤔) beneath the surface of the water... Edited April 25, 2020 by NudeTayne 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) You have to be a special kind of stoned to conjure up whatever genius I just read and have not yet understood. I skimmed through about 20 seconds of that first video. What in the actual ... Usually when I see a thread this long it is from MC (not to be confused with Mastercheddar) and just look for the highlights to see if it’s basically the same thread as the one from the day before. In this case, I was not sure what I was reading but I also couldn’t quite look away. Hypnotic. So many questions, so close to all the answers…. may the nerds put on their scuba gear and search the ocean’s depths for these unanswered questions... it is nigh. Edited April 21, 2020 by NateDawg 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornbybrown Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Hello! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DawgX Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 4 hours ago, NateDawg said: You have to be a special kind of stoned to conjure up whatever genius I just read and have not yet understood. I skimmed through about 20 seconds of that first video. What in the actual ... Usually when I see a thread this long it is from MC (not to be confused with Mastercheddar) and just look for the highlights to see if it’s basically the same thread as the one from the day before. In this case, I was not sure what I was reading but I also couldn’t quite look away. Hypnotic. So many questions, so close to all the answers…. may the nerds put on their scuba gear and search the ocean’s depths for these unanswered questions... it is nigh. Basically how I feel about most of Tayne's posts. They're a mixture of appalling, strange, but somehow beautiful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman93 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Nude, it’s against forum rules to post porn on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big poppa pump Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, candyman93 said: Nude, it’s against forum rules to post porn on this site. He's a mod....or 2nd cousin to webby....I forget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Lol Belsnickel! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 21 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Lol Belsnickel! I give myself a 10/10 for that gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, MWil23 said: I give myself a 10/10 for that gif -1 for patting yourself on the back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, NateDawg said: -1 for patting yourself on the back. I will respect that fair and just decision. I'm stockpiling as many points as I can over the next two days, because my inevitable blow up, vague and empty threat of leaving/torching this fanbase, subsequent Browns gear boycott, etc. is looming in about 60 hours when we draft Becton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdrawkcab321 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Booooooo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnies20 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Lil dude put a magic card in his post 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted April 21, 2020 Author Share Posted April 21, 2020 2 hours ago, MWil23 said: I give myself a 10/10 for that gif It's true. I lol'd. 1 hour ago, pnies20 said: Lil dude put a magic card in his post 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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