Mastercheddaar Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Cleveland Browns vs Houston Texans 1 pm Sunday. CBS (Mandatory Katy Perry Cleavage pic #1) Good now that I got your attention, week 6 is upon us. The Browns are sitting 0-5 while the Texans are 2-3. The Browns have Kizer 3 TDs 9 INTs 50.9 Comp 49.5 QB Rating While the Texans have Watson 12 TDs 4 INTs 62% Comp and a 100.7 QB Rating. The Browns have Kenny Britt and the Practice Squad all-stars While the Texans have Hopkins who has 4 more TD catches than all of our Wide receivers combined. We do have their 1st and 2nd though!!! Here just look at Katy Perry jumping up and down again. (Mandatory Katy Perry Cleavage pic #2) They will be without JJ Watt and Whitney Mercilus. (Get well soon. No one likes seeing injuries.) Could this be the chink in the armor the Brown’s running game needs? Can Garrett continue his savage NFL career with another 2 sack game? Will our defense be able to keep Watson and company in check? Will Hue Jackson learn to save time outs and KICK THE #!$@$#^ game tying field goal? Is Hogan's Heroes going to start? Did Mastercheddar redeem himself from the garbage preseason GDT?!?!? Will there be another cleavage picture of Katy Perry?!!?!? We’ll just have to see! That is all (unless you have comments and such.) Mastercheddaar PS Yes there will be another Katy Perry Picture (Mandatory Katy Perry Cleavage pic #3) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cortes02 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 If the Browns somehow end up winning only one game this year, PLEASE let it be this one. Peace!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceb Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Any GDT with Katy Perry gifs is ok with me! I'd say we have a chance if Hogan starts. Otherwise.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownie man Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I think we've got a shot to beat this team Watson is a regular guy Idk who we start but this isn't a game that we can't win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyDean Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Go Browns! Sadly, I am thinking we will be lucky to win 1 or 2 this year. Either way, we win this game and the t picks from Houston is better, or we lose and we are on our way to #1 overall. Win win for the 2018 draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginaldm9 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Watson is gonna light us up. Hue is going to run 50 QB sneaks/options to attempt to prove he can match Watson's athletic ability. Watt's injury inspires Texans D to stand up and kill it.This is the saddest game all season. Texans win 35-9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mind Character Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Interesting tidbit.... Lamar Houston, who whopped up on Shon Coleman something awful in preseason (Multiple TFLs, sacks, pressures), was just signed by the Texans to start in place of Watt and an injured Whitney Mercilus.. Will an improved Coleman be able to stop Houston's Houston or will it go like it went in preseason. Excited to see how Shon competes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mind Character Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 If Kenny Britt is playing...we lose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, Mind Character said: If Kenny Britt is playing...we lose... And Hogan gets pulled for whoever. He is kryptonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mind Character Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Kiwibrown said: And Hogan gets pulled for whoever. He is kryptonite. Facts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 The optimist in me says: No matter what we win! If we lose, it's just that much closer to cementing #1 pick status. If we win, we're still only 1-5 and those Texans picks become a little higher! A win would be best, but a loss is still just fine. The pessimist in my says: No matter what we lose. If we win, we drop in the draft. If we lose, we are 0-6, 4-47 in our last 51 games, and those Texans picks have less value. Salt in the wound would be if Peppers sucks, Watson continues looking like a Franchise QB that we passed on (due to the trade back and despite my infatuation with him as my favorite QB prospect of the draft and my endless off-season hate of Kizer), and the pick that we'll almost certainly blow as well come 2018. What I'm actually saying is: We lose and start 0-6. The questions will start flying about us even winning a game, Hue and Sashi surviving, and us hitting the reset button again with the Titans, Vikings (home game in London...YAY), Lions, Jaguars, Bengals, (all of which we should be heavy underdogs in) and then maybe a win vs. the Chargers ala 2016 with the Packers, Ravens, Bears, and Steelers to close out the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginaldm9 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 I've been watching the Browns this year like a development league. When you don't care if they win or lose, watching individual performers makes these games palatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt27j Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Gotta look at the context of Watson's stats. NE/TEN zero pressure on him. KC stats came after they were getting blown out. I think Fuller/Hopkins will get some big plays but need to force some TO's with Myles and maybe Peppers spying/blitzing like he did last week at times. Offensively keep gellin and progressing. The Britt cloud is looming however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSURacerDT55 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Reginaldm9 said: I've been watching the Browns this year like a development league. When you don't care if they win or lose, watching individual performers makes these games palatable. 100% Facts, All im looking for are small individual victories, and execution of simple tasks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastercheddaar Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 Depends on how the defense plays. If our D plays like crap then we make Watson look like a rookie of the year. If we can control him and limit the damage then well let's hope the real American Kevin "Hulk" Hogan can lead our offense and out score Houston. I've seen too many Browns game to know anything other than: 33 Houston 28 Cleveland. We have the ball with 1:15 left on the clock. No timeouts left (thanks Hue) Needing a touchdown, we fall short. Makes for an exciting "Almost had one" game. That is all Mastercheddaar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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